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BibiofLeeds

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #10500 on: 23 November 2016, 10:30:01 am »
Quote from: katrina on 23 November 2016, 09:03:58 am
Text just received:

"Hi there lv I'm andy and lv to wear short skirts, stockings, heels ect maybe we cud hv a baby 2gether wud lv to meet u xx"
Ha!I got the same one yesterday!I already had him in my phone as a bareback seeker as he had rung me previously sounding quite normal until he asked if I'd do it without a condom!
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Pregnantkinky

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #10501 on: 23 November 2016, 02:02:53 pm »
Funniest text I have ever received just happened today!

"Hi im peter could you put me on your kitchen side and season me like im a bit of meat please"
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LadyOfTheNight

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #10502 on: 23 November 2016, 02:17:19 pm »
Quote from: Pregnantkinky on 23 November 2016, 02:02:53 pm
Funniest text I have ever received just happened today!

"Hi im peter could you put me on your kitchen side and season me like im a bit of meat please"

I have had something incredibly similar! About a suckling pig or something...
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Pregnantkinky

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #10503 on: 23 November 2016, 02:18:59 pm »
I wonder what sort of reacting they are hoping for xD

Quote from: LadyOfTheNight on 23 November 2016, 02:17:19 pm
I have had something incredibly similar! About a suckling pig or something...
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Caledonia

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #10504 on: 23 November 2016, 02:58:10 pm »
Just had this brilliant number on aw.

Hi baby
Do your outcalls in London include the hotel fee? I love the massive tits by the way x
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #10505 on: 23 November 2016, 03:58:30 pm »
Quote from: Pregnantkinky on 23 November 2016, 02:18:59 pm
I wonder what sort of reacting they are hoping for xD

God knows I always ignore....just found said text from a year ago...

Hi, I don't no if you've ever done splosh or food play but I would like to role play where I am in a date being seduced, massaged but really she is preparing me for being roasted like a suckling pig x
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #10506 on: 23 November 2016, 05:54:35 pm »
A few months ago I had
"Hi I'm Peter, can you cover me in sundried tomatoes please"
I replied
"Sorry that's a bit too middle class for me, how about Aldi ketchup?"
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #10507 on: 23 November 2016, 07:58:38 pm »
Quote from: LadyOfTheNight on 23 November 2016, 03:58:30 pm
God knows I always ignore....just found said text from a year ago...

Hi, I don't no if you've ever done splosh or food play but I would like to role play where I am in a date being seduced, massaged but really she is preparing me for being roasted like a suckling pig x

I wonder where on earth they get their ideas from? Horror films or something??
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LadyOfTheNight

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #10508 on: 24 November 2016, 12:10:10 pm »
Phone call just now:

Dickhead: are you available today?

Me: yes, a minimum of an hours notice subject to availability.

Dickhead: So (my name) is your oral always with a condom or will you do it without?

Me: (sarcastically) as my advert says it's always with a condom then its always with a condom.

Dickhead metaphorically slinks off with his tail between his legs....
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #10509 on: 25 November 2016, 11:06:24 am »
Just had a call from some idiot asking my rates, said was too much and would I do it for ?20 less.

To put it into perspective I'm in Central London at the moment, he wanted an hours outcall, I charge 140 for an hour.

Was like wtf that is bloody decent price for London.

Then went on to say I was missing out on his penthouse in Canary Wharf lol.
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #10510 on: 25 November 2016, 11:09:51 am »
In a penthouse and squabbling over twenty quid. Yeah right!
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #10511 on: 25 November 2016, 11:24:49 am »
Can I book?

Me - yes sure, what time and how long?

Him - 15 mins, can we shower together

Me sorry no not in fifteen

Him I want to do something special

Me like what?

Tie and tease and a hot shower
Me - I can tie you to the shower and leave you there for 15 that's pretty special!

I'm not in the mood this morning! but he's still texting do not completely put him off!
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LadyOfTheNight

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #10512 on: 25 November 2016, 11:46:40 am »
Quote from: CallgirlLondon on 25 November 2016, 11:24:49 am
Can I book?

Me - yes sure, what time and how long?

Him - 15 mins, can we shower together

Me sorry no not in fifteen

Him I want to do something special

Me like what?

Tie and tease and a hot shower
Me - I can tie you to the shower and leave you there for 15 that's pretty special!

I'm not in the mood this morning! but he's still texting do not completely put him off!

I had one yesterday who was 'heading over my way' and seriously thought 10 minutes notice was fine!
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Pregnantkinky

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #10513 on: 25 November 2016, 01:44:01 pm »
Haha same Peter for sure

Quote from: VoluptuousCurves on 23 November 2016, 05:54:35 pm
A few months ago I had
"Hi I'm Peter, can you cover me in sundried tomatoes please"
I replied
"Sorry that's a bit too middle class for me, how about Aldi ketchup?"
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #10514 on: 25 November 2016, 05:46:55 pm »
Quote from: Sexymilf on 25 November 2016, 11:09:51 am
In a penthouse and squabbling over twenty quid. Yeah right!

That was my thought lol.
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