By text a few minutes ago:

"I am alone in my motel room on m61 and the bed is big..."

Yayyyy David Lynch is texting me!!! That's just awesome!!!!

Don't you just get the urge to reply with 'That's nice...(said in the style of Mrs Brown'

So I'm a domme and it's literally written all over my profile. I do not offer sex or sexual services.

Today I have had someone request for me to 'grow my leg hair especially long for a couple of weeks so he can worship them for half a precious hour'

And another cum splash ask me for deepthroat anal and rough sex

Oh yes and another asking 'do you fart every time you go for a poo? It really turns me on the thought of you doing that before I taste you sweet defecation'

I'm into fetish but these people are either joking wasting my time or just bat shit crazy!!!

This week has been draining to say the least!!!

Had someone the other day ask for a booking to an area 20 minutes drive from Glasgow city centre. Turned it down because it was outside the area I cover.

The guy then offered to pick me up but then went on to say would need a discount for the cost of fuel, said I wouldn't discount a 30 min booking but could maybe discount 10-20 of a 1hr booking (I wouldn't have as he had the cheek to expect a discount).

Then went on to say he could do 1hr for ?70 (which is half my 1hr rate and 10 less than my 30 minutes rate) after fuel deduction . He got told were to go then.

Guy called and asked about an hour service, towards the end of the conversation he asked if I could wear some specific lingerie, eyes rolling I asked him what he wanted and he said 'Do you have any Gossard bras?' I thought for a moment then said no I don't he then asked 'Do you have any bras with 2 little holes in the back'? Again I said no then he then said 'I'll call you back later' I won't hold my breath.
I've heard of clothing requests but nothing as specific as the brand of a bra that's a new one on me.

I think sometimes time wasters ask for exact specific items just as an excuse to get out of the booking...I've often said when asked for obscure things that they're welcome to bring me their 'outfit of choice' and I'll be happy to wear it... A few have done.


Another thing is sometimes they don't even know what the item they're asking for actually is, for example when I've been asked to wear 'super sheer stockings' or 'nylons' they've been 'amazed' that I followed their orders without realising that all I was wearing was ?2 Primark hold ups!!  (well they are shiny and made of nylon haha)

ru free today? via text from someone, who sent me booking requests a few times to no avail. He seems to ask whenever I am not free (as stated over my profile). I wish I could see how many booking forms he sent off to other escorts as he has zero rating.   

Email on aw.

Hello Goddess, let me be your plaything please! How do I earn the right to your company Goddess?

Ring me, turn up, pay, simple!

Idiot who has been texting me the same boring words for literally about 5 years...

Idiot: Is this Kat?

Me: No its Fred Bloggs

Idiot: Hi I saw you on aw, looking to make a booking

Me: Call to book


Surprise surprise he didn't call or reply.

have a fantasy....you leave the door ajar....i walk in ....and your naked except for knee high boots.. Your playing withyourself....dont speak...just stand up, drop to your knees, unzip me and suck?....would you be able to do this or would you change anything??

 

Id have to reply to that with just:
*you're