Via email last night:
Hi I was curious if I could book a 45 min appointment tomorrow
Asked him a time.Agreed time all sorted.
Then this 'Could I have a 30 min instead?'
I was abit miffed but agreed.
2 mins later..'Could you answer the door naked?'
More miffed now and told him no way.
2 mins later 'When does the 30 min start?Is it when I arrive?'
Wtf? 'Yes'
His answer..'Oh,maybe I should book when I can afford more time sorry to waste your time'
So basically he couldn't afford the time he originally wanted but thought what?!?I may give him the extra 15 mins for free?
Doesn't matter that if he had had his way that he would have been getting an ogle of me naked the minute I opened the door while he stood faffing around before his actual actiom time started...arsehole!

Wow, you're so pretty and going through your profile, I found some things that says we have in common, I have seen sunsets, sunrises, blue oceans, deep seas, lush forests, dense jungles, but nothing - not even these - could compare to the beauty that I see in you. I'm a beautiful hearted guy, who's in search of his soul mate and intends to find it here on this site, because I've heard a lot of success stories. I would love to correspond with you and see if we could work something out. Once again I must say God worked over time creating you. Let?s keep in touch with private addresses because i dont come on the site often. write me at  hopping to hear from you

fucking nutjob pass me the puke bucket..boke

He's still at it, from a new account set up at 10.19hrs today. He has way too much time on his hands!


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By text, last night.

'I'd like you to sit on my face and grind your arsehole into my mouth. I'll pay ?30. Let me know if you're free and I'll come round now.'

More than anything else this makes me want to kill people, I can deal with stupidity and other stuff but my pet hate is when they start dictating what you will do and how much they are paying for it, this is not a negotiation the price is for time and that's how it is, why do some of these people seem to think they can get a smaller price for doing something else?

When I was starting out I had a guy call who kept messing me around wanting to reduce time and asking "What if you just strip naked and I wank, how much for that?" etc and I've just hated this crap since.

Stupid text day today!
Someone telling me he's an amateur punter..as opposed to a professional one?!?

The same dude played text tennis asking all sorts of crap,claiming his 'friend' gave him my number.When I told him I preferred to see clients that have found and read my profile themselves before contacting me he funnily enough found my AW profile within seconds.
He then rang and went into some story about how he had booked his regular for Wednesday but she was crap and could he see me instead..I think my TW radar was working right the minute he used 'Amateur punter'!

The same dude played text tennis asking all sorts of crap,claiming his 'friend' gave him my number.When I told him I preferred to see clients that have found and read my profile themselves before contacting me he funnily enough found my AW profile within seconds.
He then rang and went into some story about how he had booked his regular for Wednesday but she was crap and could he see me instead..I think my TW radar was working right the minute he used 'Amateur punter'!

Poor moron so he's an amateur but has a regular... lol aren't they sometimes just ridiculous ffs...

Him.. 'Is this a prostitute?'
Me.. 'Excuse me'
Him.. Im coming over now. I just want to stick a cucumber in your ass then cum on your face for an hour. Since its a cucumber not my dick im not paying full rate'
Me. WTF. NO
Him.. Can my mate come and watch?
Me.. Hangs up

He texts 5mins later asking why i havent sent him the address!!!

Him.. 'Is this a prostitute?'
Me.. 'Excuse me'
Him.. Im coming over now. I just want to stick a cucumber in your ass then cum on your face for an hour. Since its a cucumber not my dick im not paying full rate'
Me. WTF. NO
Him.. Can my mate come and watch?
Me.. Hangs up

He texts 5mins later asking why i havent sent him the address!!!

I'd have hung up straight after his first question and listed him in my phone so I don't answer his call again.