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Aqua Allegoria

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #10350 on: 22 October 2016, 03:41:02 pm »
Quote from: Cat_BBW on 22 October 2016, 03:03:41 pm
Yep, a few times from different IDs/aliases. Ignore him, he's a fantasist.

Once I had a Lady Chatterley's Lover role play phone chat and that was just freaking amazing.
Now this twat totally spoiled the Jungle Book for me, thank god he didn't suggest getting into a wardrobe and acting out Narnia cuz I would fucking report him!
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Aqua Allegoria

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #10351 on: 22 October 2016, 03:47:53 pm »
Quote from: katrina on 22 October 2016, 10:31:11 am
Email received :

"How big are your tits as I might have 2 potential jobs for you, 1 being for a friend. The other is for me."

Well I got 2 big tits so could *potentially* see them: 1 tit being for him, the other for the friend... ;D
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #10352 on: 22 October 2016, 10:44:36 pm »
Quote from: Aqua Allegoria on 22 October 2016, 03:47:53 pm
Well I got 2 big tits so could *potentially* see them: 1 tit being for him, the other for the friend... ;D


This made me laugh so much!!! I can just imagine one on each tit, me looking from side to side asking them both if they're sure that each tit is big enough for them lmao :-)))
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sashaan

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #10353 on: 26 October 2016, 07:57:31 pm »
Couple of days ago some salesman hit me up on aw. He seemed nice, a bit nervous he said he's going to be around for few months for business trip and he's looking for a one lady for companionship.
Twice a week.
Exclusively.
It seemed strange for me but I thought to myself "Hey I don't have to decide now, I can just meet him and see, maybe he just likes stability".
Today we were discussing rates, i told him my standard fees apply and left him at that. Few hours later he texted me saying he's assuming I'm happy with HIS rates.
"Well, my rates for longterm arrangement are ?100/hour".
So let me get this straight, you go to a barber and you tell them "Oh, it's ?35? Well I'll be a regular for 6months. I won't see anyone else. My rate is ?25".  :FF :FF :FF

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MissBehaving

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #10354 on: 26 October 2016, 10:02:42 pm »

"Im looking for a respectful british lady, may i know if thats you pls?"

Nope mate , I'm far from respectable and I'm not even British ...
 
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VoluptuousCurves

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #10355 on: 26 October 2016, 10:29:44 pm »
I am guessing here that "respectful" means "you won't bitch about my whiffy armpits and piss-stained cock"  :-X
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #10356 on: 26 October 2016, 10:42:38 pm »
Quote from: VoluptuousCurves on 26 October 2016, 10:29:44 pm
I am guessing here that "respectful" means "you won't bitch about my whiffy armpits and piss-stained cock"  :-X

I had 1 of these tonight, i sat in the bath an hour after he left  :-X
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #10357 on: 26 October 2016, 11:18:01 pm »
Had an email from a bloke asking about my submissive bdsm services..I don't offer anything like that.Anyway out of curiosity I asked him where he had got the idea that I was into that scene.He insisted that I offered it on my ad and my webpage!
He sent me a link to my backpage ad...yep you guessed it!It was someone elses backpage ad...dickhead! :FF
He did at least apologise when I sent him a link to my actual backpage advert...
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sashaan

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #10358 on: 27 October 2016, 07:18:54 pm »
Got a guy yesterday, short notice. I convinced him to do the deed today.
He gave me the street address the night before, asking if I wanted a pick up. I said I don't and what's the street number - he answered with something irrelevant (mentioned there's no furniture hue).
Okaay...
In the morning he asked me what hour I would like to come over - I told him I can't be there, unless he'd tell me his full adress and his full name. He wrote back that he wanted to arrange first...
Arrange what? Me going to... where? I haven't replied, just waited for him to give me details.
He finally did. 8 hours later. Still haven't supplied his full name  :FF :FF :FF :FF
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mature helen

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #10359 on: 27 October 2016, 11:47:50 pm »
WTF is this shite I've received via AW?


Wow, you're so pretty and going through your profile, I found some things that says we have in common, I have seen sunsets, sunrises, blue oceans, deep seas, lush forests, dense jungles, but nothing - not even these - could compare to the beauty that I see in you. I'm a beautiful hearted guy, who's in search of his soul mate and intends to find it here on this site, because I've heard a lot of success stories. I would love to correspond with you and see if we could work something out. Once again I must say God worked over time creating you. Let?s keep in touch with private addresses because i dont come on the site often. write me at [redacted]@gmail.com hopping to hear from you
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #10360 on: 27 October 2016, 11:51:57 pm »
Quote from: mature helen on 27 October 2016, 11:47:50 pm
WTF is this shite I've received via AW?


Wow, you're so pretty and going through your profile, I found some things that says we have in common, I have seen sunsets, sunrises, blue oceans, deep seas, lush forests, dense jungles, but nothing - not even these - could compare to the beauty that I see in you. I'm a beautiful hearted guy, who's in search of his soul mate and intends to find it here on this site, because I've heard a lot of success stories. I would love to correspond with you and see if we could work something out. Once again I must say God worked over time creating you. Let?s keep in touch with private addresses because i dont come on the site often. write me at [redacted]@gmail.com hopping to hear from you

Hahahahaha - I got that one a couple of days and and deleted it before I thought to post it here. What a dick ;D.
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #10361 on: 27 October 2016, 11:59:02 pm »
I've just had similar bollox via email about how he "would be very grateful if I would grant him permission to see me for a session" The only issue being he may have to book a month in advance...*yawns*


Ffs course I would see him if he turns up and pays,  why does he think I'm advertising, for a fucking laugh??!!! 
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #10362 on: 28 October 2016, 12:09:19 am »
Quote from: katrina on 27 October 2016, 11:59:02 pm
I've just had similar bollox via email about how he "would be very grateful if I would grant him permission to see me for a session" The only issue being he may have to book a month in advance...*yawns*
Ffs course I would see him if he turns up and pays,  why does he think I'm advertising, for a fucking laugh??!!!

Yes because he would then start emailing back and forth telling you all the lovely things you would both do and you would be replying every time and he would be having such a wonderful time with those emails that booking would be cancelled at the last hour.
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #10363 on: 28 October 2016, 12:11:22 am »
Quote from: Jill on 28 October 2016, 12:09:19 am
Yes because he would then start emailing back and forth telling you all the lovely things you would both do and you would be replying every time and he would be having such a wonderful time with those emails that booking would be cancelled at the last hour.


Exactly!!
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #10364 on: 28 October 2016, 01:17:19 am »
Wow, you're so pretty and going through your profile, I found some things that says we have in common, I have seen sunsets, sunrises, blue oceans, deep seas, lush forests, dense jungles, but nothing - not even these - could compare to the beauty that I see in you. I'm a beautiful hearted guy, who's in search of his soul mate and intends to find it here on this site, because I've heard a lot of success stories. I would love to correspond with you and see if we could work something out. Once again I must say God worked over time creating you. Let?s keep in touch with private addresses because i dont come on the site often. write me at  hopping to hear from you

fucking nutjob pass me the puke bucket..boke




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