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Nia Hope

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #10320 on: 18 October 2016, 09:18:35 pm »
Email today.

"Hello, I'm married and can't really call you. Can we arrange a meet on email on here? I'm pay you upfront if you would like. Just can't call... Thank you"
 
Do some married people really have zero freedom to even ring someone? And he has all webcam feedback so clearly has freedom to do that!
« Last Edit: 18 October 2016, 09:20:19 pm by Nia Hope »
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katrina

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #10321 on: 18 October 2016, 09:42:54 pm »
A text: "Ows u dad" then 10 minutes later another "Ows u xx"

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #10322 on: 18 October 2016, 09:46:25 pm »
Email today.

"Hello, I'm married and can't really call you. Can we arrange a meet on email on here? I'm pay you upfront if you would like. Just can't call... Thank you"
 
Do some married people really have zero freedom to even ring someone? And he has all webcam feedback so clearly has freedom to do that!

I've had a similar one by text saying he can't call only text to book but he will pay upfront...I think they know that no one is going to give their bank details to some random, but he was stuck when I said he can pay me by phone top up (suddenly he wasn't sure if he could 'trust a random stranger' !

LadyOfTheNight

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #10323 on: 19 October 2016, 12:46:55 pm »
Email on AW entitled 'Mutual Meet' thanks for the heads up TW!

Good morning gorgeous,

I am a male escort and adult movie actor from London, starting work down south. Looking for some mutual meets with local escorts to get settled in! If you would like to meet and have some fun with me then please reply asap!

J x

Aqua Allegoria

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #10324 on: 19 October 2016, 05:58:46 pm »
A text: "Ows u dad" then 10 minutes later another "Ows u xx"

Took me a while to translate it into common language  :FF :FF :FF

Aqua Allegoria

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #10325 on: 19 October 2016, 06:12:00 pm »
Exactly. I saw a young guy the other week and got a text from him yesterday:
Please go out with me you are so wonderful and I can learn so much from you.

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I had a few young clients, 21-24yo and yup they do a bit of that whole hand holding/cuddling thing but they are sweet and kind of admirative (And hot) And mostly very pleasant.
Sadly some of them are deeply into porn and think sex is banging and turning you upside down every 2 minutes. One of these pornhub fans really pissed me off one day so I kept him almost 30 minutes after the booking lecturing him on the porn and giving him basic vocabulary for vagina (he never heard the word cervix before). Never saw him again  ;D

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #10326 on: 19 October 2016, 07:59:37 pm »
Email on AW entitled 'Mutual Meet' thanks for the heads up TW!

Good morning gorgeous,

I am a male escort and adult movie actor from London, starting work down south. Looking for some mutual meets with local escorts to get settled in! If you would like to meet and have some fun with me then please reply asap!

J x

Ah hope you were quick enough and didn't miss your opportunity !

LadyOfTheNight

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #10327 on: 19 October 2016, 08:07:41 pm »
Ah hope you were quick enough and didn't miss your opportunity !

I'm so sad I missed out and had a pleasurable paid booking, not! Yeh I'll be your fuck buddy for free :FF thing is I can get paid for it you can't matey boy  ;D

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #10328 on: 19 October 2016, 09:48:05 pm »
'How much is just oral? Because that's not cheating for you is it? I've got enough on my Conscience'
That was the entire message. Has anyone got any idea what that's all about?

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #10329 on: 19 October 2016, 09:52:29 pm »
'How much is just oral? Because that's not cheating for you is it? I've got enough on my Conscience'
That was the entire message. Has anyone got any idea what that's all about?
Yep it's the same price but I have a couple of guys who're like this one only looks and wanks and one just let's me give him a hand job but now he's letting me do more .
It's so they can pass a Jeremy Kyle lie detector .
"Have you kissed anyone else" ? " no"
"Have you had sex with anyone else"?  " no"  lol lol lol
But it's still 150 lol

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #10330 on: 19 October 2016, 10:00:02 pm »
Email on AW entitled 'Mutual Meet' thanks for the heads up TW!

Good morning gorgeous,

I am a male escort and adult movie actor from London, starting work down south. Looking for some mutual meets with local escorts to get settled in! If you would like to meet and have some fun with me then please reply asap!

J x


Use of the word 'meet' as a noun (instead of 'booking', or whatever) isn't quite an insta-block with me, but it's getting there.

I don't understand why they text or email asking to 'meet' or 'meet up', then when I tell them that if they want to book they need to decide on incall or outcall because I'm not going to meet them anywhere it generally turns out they wanted an incall all along, so why not say so? I don't call the surgery and ask when my doctor can 'meet up'. It's fucking moronic.
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LadyOfTheNight

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #10331 on: 20 October 2016, 12:23:28 am »
Use of the word 'meet' as a noun (instead of 'booking', or whatever) isn't quite an insta-block with me, but it's getting there.

I don't understand why they text or email asking to 'meet' or 'meet up', then when I tell them that if they want to book they need to decide on incall or outcall because I'm not going to meet them anywhere it generally turns out they wanted an incall all along, so why not say so? I don't call the surgery and ask when my doctor can 'meet up'. It's fucking moronic.
Yeh sometimes guys who actually intend to book say 'a meet' but the fact he says 'mutual meet' shouts at me he is defo not looking to pay...maybe I'm wrong but unlikely I think since he seems to be emailing every lady in the vicinity with no date in mind either.  ::)

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #10332 on: 20 October 2016, 07:09:22 am »
Use of the word 'meet' as a noun (instead of 'booking', or whatever) isn't quite an insta-block with me, but it's getting there.

I don't understand why they text or email asking to 'meet' or 'meet up', then when I tell them that if they want to book they need to decide on incall or outcall because I'm not going to meet them anywhere it generally turns out they wanted an incall all along, so why not say so? I don't call the surgery and ask when my doctor can 'meet up'. It's fucking moronic.

LOL at asking the doctor to "meet up".

When I'm on cam, the phrase "meet" gets used a lot, mainly "Do you meet?" The other phrase is usually "Do you escort?" I have converted quite a few cammers to bookings, so I need to start tracking whether the ones who convert use "escort" or "meet" phrasing. My gut feeling is that "meet" indicates a fantasy where they're just having a wank over the idea of booking, whereas using "escort" would indicate they have probably punted before and are being realistic. But I want DATA to back this up!
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #10333 on: 20 October 2016, 02:14:38 pm »
him:how much for a quicky(I dont do quickies) and how many times I can come?
me: get lost
him: ok
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #10334 on: 20 October 2016, 03:14:55 pm »
Use of the word 'meet' as a noun (instead of 'booking', or whatever) isn't quite an insta-block with me, but it's getting there.

I don't understand why they text or email asking to 'meet' or 'meet up', then when I tell them that if they want to book they need to decide on incall or outcall because I'm not going to meet them anywhere it generally turns out they wanted an incall all along, so why not say so? I don't call the surgery and ask when my doctor can 'meet up'. It's fucking moronic.

I am adding "fucking moronic" to my everyday vocabulary! Just what I needed!
There's also the "hang out" version of "meet up" and for me both are either fantasists or freebie hunters. While a "meet" occasionally happens to be a genuine inquiry, not often but apparently for some guys clearly a synonym to a "booking". All depending on the whole sentence and context because one day I had "U free for a meat hun"  ???