Author Topic: How not to book an escort,world championships! (Read 2600118 times)

Paprika82 · « **Reply #10290 on:** 14 October 2016, 10:55:05 am »

"I'd like to eat muesli off your naked body."

...ok then.

Guiltypleasure · « **Reply #10291 on:** 14 October 2016, 01:21:29 pm »

Quote from: Paprika82 on 14 October 2016, 10:55:05 am

"I'd like to eat muesli off your naked body."

...ok then.

Hi fibre client lol

littleminxjennifer · « **Reply #10292 on:** 14 October 2016, 11:02:08 pm »

is it a full moon?

latest one i need a translation on is...

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can i address and do domenition

cherryfcuk · « **Reply #10293 on:** 15 October 2016, 02:35:37 am »

Quote from: littleminxjennifer on 14 October 2016, 11:02:08 pm

is it a full moon?

latest one i need a translation on is...

It is full moon v soon, watch out

- Caller - are you busty?
me - darling have you seen my pics?
- caller - i had a quick look at work.
me - unless im smuggling those puppies in my arm pits i highly doubt it.

MissBehaving · « **Reply #10294 on:** 15 October 2016, 03:18:29 am »

Mail received yesterday :-)

Hey there,

Love your photos and profile!

Me and my lovely girlfriend sit here typing, new to this site, with hopefully an interesting request for you :-)

We both share a foot fetish and love for women's feet, specifically we both get turned on by the smell. The smell of a woman's foot when they are sweaty and tired after a long day bare feet in shoes.....

Have just returned from holiday where we went to a strip club and had an incredible foot smelling encounter with a gorgeous and open minded stripper. 1 hour of foot smelling (both ladies smelling each others feet and shoes) along with sexy dancing and flirting....

Now we want to take it to the next level and meet up with a sexy (open minded) girl who would indulge in our foot smelling play but also be happy with intercourse along with the sexy foot play?

So I ask you would this be something you would consider? Are you able to get smelly feet and do you have shoes that are well worn and smelly? Would you be comfortable smelling Sarah's feet? We just want to make sure so we are not wasting anyone's time

We are an attractive couple in our early thirties :-)

Hope to hear from you soon

dser366 · « **Reply #10295 on:** 15 October 2016, 04:07:41 am »

This must be a joke right!!

Dear Dani
I hope this find you well.
My name is Fraser.
I recently started out as an escort.
I came across your AW ad. I would like to take this further by inviting you To Try my services free of charge.
And if you enjoyed my company I would be grateful if you left feedback for me.
My Best Regards,
Fraser
AW:
07******

VoluptuousCurves · « **Reply #10296 on:** 15 October 2016, 09:42:13 am »

Whenever I get an essay like this I immediately start yawning.

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Hello, I would like to see you on xx during your xx tour Incall. I have been looking around in AW and when I saw your profile I got really excited. Especially after reading about you having sex with your manager in the balcony. - the thing that turns me on the most about you are your hips and legs - amazing and that is followed by your lips and mouth.

I'm a very sensual guy soft to the touch I love to softly kiss and feel.

Everyone has a Fantasy right now I have 2.

The First - The Reality fantasy - would be to see you on the 26th.

The Second - The dream fantasy - It's kind of strange I hope it doesn't put you off but I have a thing for curvy - thick big mature women and pregnant women obviously I wouldn't desire any woman within those categories. But some who have that look about them drive me crazy (in a good way).

So getting to the point - I'm imagining you heavily pregnant with a huge bump. With your already amazing body - becoming even more curvy and busty with your amazing legs and feet swollen with red nail polish. You would be wearing a grey maxi dress and flip flops - laying on the bed with those amazing thick legs wide open wet pussy huge belly boobs and have the tip of my hard cock teasing you as i stroke it around your body .

Sorry for that would love to meet you - regardless of knowing that my ultimate fantasy is a dream.

Do you have a ultimate dream fantasy - have you ever been pregnant? Are you going to in the future?

Would love to hear back from you

Guiltypleasure · « **Reply #10297 on:** 15 October 2016, 09:47:08 am »

Quote from: MissBehaving on 15 October 2016, 03:18:29 am

Mail received yesterday :-)

Hey there,

Love your photos and profile!

Me and my lovely girlfriend sit here typing, new to this site, with hopefully an interesting request for you :-)

We both share a foot fetish and love for women's feet, specifically we both get turned on by the smell. The smell of a woman's foot when they are sweaty and tired after a long day bare feet in shoes.....

Have just returned from holiday where we went to a strip club and had an incredible foot smelling encounter with a gorgeous and open minded stripper. 1 hour of foot smelling (both ladies smelling each others feet and shoes) along with sexy dancing and flirting....

Now we want to take it to the next level and meet up with a sexy (open minded) girl who would indulge in our foot smelling play but also be happy with intercourse along with the sexy foot play?

So I ask you would this be something you would consider? Are you able to get smelly feet and do you have shoes that are well worn and smelly? Would you be comfortable smelling Sarah's feet? We just want to make sure so we are not wasting anyone's time

We are an attractive couple in our early thirties :-)

Hope to hear from you soon

Sounds ok to me , I've got some smelly loafers lol

BibiofLeeds · « **Reply #10298 on:** 15 October 2016, 11:30:38 am »

Quote from: dser366 on 15 October 2016, 04:07:41 am

This must be a joke right!!

Tempting to reply with 'Sure I'd be happy to try your service for free,my rate for putting you through your paces will be (insert hourly rate)'
Dear Dani
I hope this find you well.
My name is Fraser.
I recently started out as an escort.
I came across your AW ad. I would like to take this further by inviting you To Try my services free of charge.
And if you enjoyed my company I would be grateful if you left feedback for me.
My Best Regards,
Fraser
AW:
07******

Guiltypleasure · « **Reply #10299 on:** 15 October 2016, 12:27:08 pm »

Quote from: BibiofLeeds on 15 October 2016, 11:30:38 am

Ha ha think I've had this one , had another saying how much if I sit in the corner and wank !
I said same price as usual
Him " but we're not having sex"
Me " loads of guys just wank or don't have sex at all it's still the same , some book two hours without sex it's still ?*** quid "
He seemed totally shocked , unless he wanted to sit in the corner and wank while I got ready for someone else and paid discount.
Think I could sell this idea Lmfao !

Shewolf · « **Reply #10300 on:** 15 October 2016, 01:37:04 pm »

Quote from: BibiofLeeds on 15 October 2016, 11:30:38 am

haha! He must think we're stupid!!!!!!!!!!

Cat_BBW · « **Reply #10301 on:** 15 October 2016, 04:00:59 pm »

Quote from: MissBehaving on 15 October 2016, 03:18:29 am

Mail received yesterday :-)

Hey there,

Love your photos and profile!

Me and my lovely girlfriend sit here typing, new to this site, with hopefully an interesting request for you :-)

We both share a foot fetish and love for women's feet, specifically we both get turned on by the smell. The smell of a woman's foot when they are sweaty and tired after a long day bare feet in shoes.....

Have just returned from holiday where we went to a strip club and had an incredible foot smelling encounter with a gorgeous and open minded stripper. 1 hour of foot smelling (both ladies smelling each others feet and shoes) along with sexy dancing and flirting....

Now we want to take it to the next level and meet up with a sexy (open minded) girl who would indulge in our foot smelling play but also be happy with intercourse along with the sexy foot play?

So I ask you would this be something you would consider? Are you able to get smelly feet and do you have shoes that are well worn and smelly? Would you be comfortable smelling Sarah's feet? We just want to make sure so we are not wasting anyone's time

We are an attractive couple in our early thirties :-)

Hope to hear from you soon

HAD THIS!! About a year ago. They are not new at all.

strawberryjam · « **Reply #10302 on:** 15 October 2016, 04:42:51 pm »

Quote from: dser366 on 15 October 2016, 04:07:41 am

This must be a joke right!!

Dear Dani
I hope this find you well.
My name is Fraser.
I recently started out as an escort.
I came across your AW ad. I would like to take this further by inviting you To Try my services free of charge.
And if you enjoyed my company I would be grateful if you left feedback for me.
My Best Regards,
Fraser
AW:
07******

I had a client called Gavin from Norwich, f** weirdo btw, he emailed and texted me that he's on adultwork now selling his services, he asked if me or my fiends were interested

Guiltypleasure · « **Reply #10303 on:** 15 October 2016, 07:23:02 pm »

Quote from: Shewolf on 15 October 2016, 01:37:04 pm

haha! He must think we're stupid!!!!!!!!!!

I think I am sometimes lol, some of the things I do , or give serious consideration to ! Lmao

Fabulassie · « **Reply #10304 on:** 16 October 2016, 07:50:44 am »

Just woke up to this gem:

"Hi mom do you give sloppy gobbles?"

I am actually amused by this and just tickled by the way "sloppy gobbles" sounds that I'm tempted to text back an appreciative comment.

See also the main SAAFE.info site for more Support And Advice For Escorts

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