Email correspondence just now, usually I'd ignore but dead bored:
Him: Hi are you available in X today?
Me: Hi can you get back with a time, duration and appropriate notice as per my profile?
Him:I'm rather flexible on what time,
Essentially I am a gay man who has never slept with a woman before and I wish to try it. I see you do spanking and strap on service so maybe that first then I could penetrate you (protected of course) or do you think a girl friend experience would be better?
How about 1 hour?
Me: You clearly haven't even read the strap line, let alone page 1 or the rest of my profile, as to what I'm currently offering and why.
So therefore that's a no from me.
Currently all over my profile including the strap line that I'm only offering GFE, and why. That's even without all the other BS (IMO) he came up with