A known blowout... I keep a note of them on my phone and I don't give second chances.
He rings asking for a booking so I inform him I know his game and tell him to piss off, he immediately becomes fake contrite and tells me he fell asleep last time. A likely story.
Anyway I decide to mindfuck him and 'take his booking' by entering his details straight into my blowout spreadsheet and get on with my night. I wait about 45 minutes and attempt to call him, phone switched off, gut instinct correct.
He texts a couple of hours later with a load of laughing emojis telling me I'm an idiot for falling for it twice, I text back I never changed out of my PJ's or left my house but I have happily made a note of his new timewaster address.
It's been 4 hours and his abusive texts are still filling up my call blocker complaining I've ruined his fantasy because I didn't actually turn up and waste my time. Deranged moron.