Bahahaha. After reading this today I'm right off my salads for a while!

A first timer booked for this morning for 1030 am.

I asked him to text upon arrival in the neighbouring road.  He took no heed and at ten am, so that is half an hour too early, he emails me to say he has arrived and is waiting.

I email him (since he did not give me his mobile number despite being asked to do so when the meet was arranged) to say please wait ten more mins.  I read the email about 1010 am as I am not permanently glued to my desk.

No answer.  I email again in 5 mins to say please wait 5 more mins.  No answer.

Then I email him a third time to give the address to walk up to since I am ready for him.

He did not reply a third time.

Then 11.15 am he emails to say he could not hang about and could he see me Monday.  That I should be more flexible and that I am the one providing the service so I should work around him.

FFS!

He further sends me an email to say he will text me Monday at 11 am about meeting at 12 noon.  How does he know I am going to be free?  Also how does he know I will agree to this?

The only problem now is he knows my address so could just arrive at the door and start banging on the front door for all to hear.

Anyway I will just ignore him.

As it happens I have a 1 hour booking already planned at 1030 am Monday.

I will ignore the door if I hear it ring.

I haven't had anybody lurk outside my home before but there is always a first time so I am now on my guard.

What a pratt!  He hasn't even seen escorts before so has no idea how we work.

For all he knew I could be seeing another client until 10 am and need half hour in between bookings.

This guy has really riled me up. 

Received a text

Hi Helen I'm a 23 year old mixed race guy from XXXX (the small estate where I live) and I have noticed you on XXXX Drive bicycle track (where I walk my dogs) and was hesitant to approach you as I am only into mature women. I recently spotted you on line and with a lot of unluck on by behalf learnt that you are not into younger or non white men but still felt the need to ask as after seeing you not knowing anything about you I really wanted to talk to you hope I don't come across as strange.

OMFG...This is when I've been walking my dogs, with my hair scraped back, my old leggings and flat shows and an old black fleece jacket, not a pretty sight at all. Been racking my brains to think back if I remember who this guy is. He sounds polite etc but I'm not replying to his text.