I'd say even alot of sex workers with English as a first language wouldn't know what he was on about.Just some wanker being silly or trying to confuse you,he was probably using such slang hoping someone would text and ask what he meant so he could get off texting about it.

Guy called me, said he'd been looking at my profile for a couple of days. Said he wanted to come and see me today. "OK, when would you like to come and for how long?" "Where are you from? You have a weird accent."

I just hung up and blocked.

My nationality is very, very prominent on all my advertising.

Well a moron called me yesterday thinking I'm Japanese. Once I've nicely reminded him Im French he said "I love your country! I'm learning Spanish, just bought a house there!"
Really?

Tossing the salad means handjob.Rusty trombone refers to his arsehole so wanking him while licking his arse.

Noooo tossing salad means licking a guy's arse, surely?

Could you ladies just agree?
I'm a big salad tosser myself so I'd rather know where I stand next time I pour my sauce over it 

Bahahaha. After reading this today I'm right off my salads for a while!

Noooo tossing salad means licking a guy's arse, surely?

Well this just goes to show he really was out to confuse!What's wrong with just saying 'Can you lick my butt/wank me off or potentially both?' Lol!

eh? 
i don't think so "sweetheart"

think i'm gonna rock up to a main road in my sussies and bonk in a lorry? 

God yeah, all his mates would be in their lorries watching! Arrrrggghhh!