Had a no show, then an hour and a half later he texts 'Hi got drunk x'.

In the middle of the afternoon on a Wednesday 

Do they get benefits today? 

Just got a guy wanting to book for tonight in his hotel room, he wants me to wear my schoolgirl outfit and also to come to his door wearing it, this is maybe the second or third time somebody has asked me to come to the door in the costume they want drawing lots of attention to myself and the room he's staying in which I'm sure will go well for both  of us.

It amazes me that you even need to explain this stuff sometimes, I explain that I'll arrive in my casual clothes and get changed in the room and he's just like "Oh okay" sounding really disappointed like I'm doing it to ruin things for him, he eventually agreed to everything but really did sound like I was being unreasonable I guess I'm sorry for not wanting to get him kicked out his room.

Or he just wants to get a look at you through the peep hole...

I really hate it when punters expect a series of the email exchange, then book and cancel.  I also hate it when they ask for times when they KNOW that the escorts they are interested in seeing are unavailable.  Basically, some ape that thinks their planet is the earth.  Thankfully, most are nice and lovely.

"Sex 50e tonight 15 minutes" 

Email received today :

Hello

I was wondering if you might like a change of scenery and have one of our lovely self-catering cottages to yourself for a few days? You could work from here eaily and it is very discreet, because it's a countryside location.

All I would ask for is your company in my marital bed after you finish and maybe we could also go for meals and drinks in the daytimes or even in the evening? I hope you like the idea.

The area is lovely and I'm sure the fresh countryside and sea air will do you good!

I would love having you around for a few days. Let me know darling.




Looks like I'm off on holiday soon :-)
 

Would that be after you come home from your island retreat in Hawaii?

If somebody would understand what this client wanted from me, let me know please.. maybe it is just my bad english that i did not understand a word

He texted :
Do you do deep rimming too ?

I still had no time to answer and got another message from him

He :  Is the rusty trumbone included ?

Me : whaaat

He :  Rusty trumbone is same as tossing the salad , you know put a bit dressing on it and toss it.

I did not answer anything anymore.. it was just the feeling like "what the hell he is talking about"

If somebody would understand what this client wanted from me, let me know please.. maybe it is just my bad english that i did not understand a word

He texted :
Do you do deep rimming too ?

I still had no time to answer and got another message from him

He :  Is the rusty trumbone included ?

Me : whaaat

He :  Rusty trumbone is same as tossing the salad , you know put a bit dressing on it and toss it.

I did not answer anything anymore.. it was just the feeling like "what the hell he is talking about"

A rusty trombone is when you rim and give him a handjob at the same time...