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BibiofLeeds

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #10200 on: 03 October 2016, 05:53:30 pm »
Via text:Hi my name is C*** and I'm 49 and married.I'm looking for a long term escort.Someone who will be my lover and call me her darling and sweetheart...blah blah'
Feck off with your shite Mills and Boon crap we all know you are angling for either a freebie or bareback or both..assclown! :FF
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Nia Hope

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #10201 on: 03 October 2016, 05:59:25 pm »
Quote from: BibiofLeeds on 03 October 2016, 05:53:30 pm
Via text:Hi my name is C*** and I'm 49 and married.I'm looking for a long term escort.Someone who will be my lover and call me her darling and sweetheart...blah blah'
Feck off with your shite Mills and Boon crap we all know you are angling for either a freebie or bareback or both..assclown! :FF
Anyone that mentions long term regular bookings are bullshitters in my opinion. Come to 1 fucking booking and go from there! I think it's quite sweet when they ask if it's ok that they're married.
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katrina

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #10202 on: 03 October 2016, 10:39:20 pm »
Ignorant twat texts at 9.45pm:

Him: Gd evening looking to book an appointment x"

Me: Where did you get my number?"

Him: "Adult works"

Me: "Well you would have seen my availability then?"

Him "No reply"

Do these type of ignorant assholes think that we take time to write out availability for a fucking laugh  :FF
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LadyOfTheNight

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #10203 on: 04 October 2016, 06:47:51 am »
Received a couple of emails last night the final being:

Good evening xxx

 Thank you for your reply, I'm absolutely delighted to have aroused your interest and apologise wholeheartedly for my earlier transgression :) he addressed me by the wrong name  ::)

 On the evening of our meet, I would like us to begin at 7pm and the session would be an overnight, or if you are unable to attend an overnight, then 4 hours minimum, but the start time can be amended depending on your availability.

 The area we would meet for our session is in the xxxx area of West London, postcode W4. The xxxx Hotel, formerly known as the xxx hotel, is a place I frequently use for such rendezvous'.

 The type of session I am looking for is specialised and specific, therefore I would be most grateful if you could give me a call on 07xxxxxx when it is convenient for you to do so.

 Thanks in advance

1. I'm not in the London but on the South Coast.
2. My profile makes it clear I only do O/Ns after an initial shorter booking AND 2 hour outcalls only for new clients.
3. He asks for a specialised and specific session but cannot tell me in brief what that consists of, so something I don't actually offer then the I'm guessing..
« Last Edit: 04 October 2016, 06:51:53 am by LadyOfTheNight »
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katrina

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #10204 on: 04 October 2016, 10:20:31 am »
Quote from: BibiofLeeds on 03 October 2016, 05:53:30 pm
Via text:Hi my name is C*** and I'm 49 and married.I'm looking for a long term escort.Someone who will be my lover and call me her darling and sweetheart...blah blah'
Feck off with your shite Mills and Boon crap we all know you are angling for either a freebie or bareback or both..assclown! :FF


Just remembered this one!! He books well in advance and then tries to bombard with text messages over the next few weeks with all this romantic shite then when he gets ignored he cancels the day before, he's tried it with me twice with different numbers.  I think he's got some sort of emotional/mental disorder or he could be just a twat.  ::)
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LadyOfTheNight

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #10205 on: 04 October 2016, 03:49:53 pm »
Most bizarre phone call just now.

Me: Hello how can I help?

Moron: Hello I looking for job

Me:  What do you mean why are you phoning me looking for a job?

Moron: I don't know I see your pictures and I looking for job.

Me:  Why on earth are you phoning me? I don't employ anyone  and I don't work for anyone. I suggest you don't phone any other escorts like this!

<<< I terminate the call.  The mind boggles  ::)
« Last Edit: 04 October 2016, 03:51:55 pm by LadyOfTheNight »
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #10206 on: 04 October 2016, 05:03:53 pm »
"Hi you do bj no condom cum in mouth"
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #10207 on: 04 October 2016, 09:27:57 pm »
Quote from: Lolapops on 04 October 2016, 05:03:53 pm
"Hi you do bj no condom cum in mouth"

Ask him if that is a question or a statement. If it is a question, then he needs to use a question mark.
Show him a '?' question mark in case he's not used one before.

 :D
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #10208 on: 04 October 2016, 09:38:56 pm »
Quote from: Shewolf on 04 October 2016, 09:27:57 pm
Ask him if that is a question or a statement. If it is a question, then he needs to use a question mark.
Show him a '?' question mark in case he's not used one before.

 :D

I didn't even bother replying. If he won't make the effort, either will I.  ;) x
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ladyinred

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #10209 on: 04 October 2016, 09:48:05 pm »
Quote from: Shewolf on 04 October 2016, 09:27:57 pm
Ask him if that is a question or a statement. If it is a question, then he needs to use a question mark.
Show him a '?' question mark in case he's not used one before.

 :D

Hahahahaha LOL
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francheska_xx

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #10210 on: 04 October 2016, 10:19:43 pm »
Quote from: Sexymilf on 16 September 2016, 09:13:52 am
I had a TW asking if he could bring his toy cars and could i crush them for him???

Some issues going on there i think
i have had exactly the same guy before message me the same thing! xxx
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BibiofLeeds

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #10211 on: 04 October 2016, 10:46:43 pm »
Quote from: katrina on 04 October 2016, 10:20:31 am

Just remembered this one!! He books well in advance and then tries to bombard with text messages over the next few weeks with all this romantic shite then when he gets ignored he cancels the day before, he's tried it with me twice with different numbers.  I think he's got some sort of emotional/mental disorder or he could be just a twat.  ::)
Well he got no answer off of me..I can't be doing with that kind of guff!Bleurgh!
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #10212 on: 05 October 2016, 10:53:17 am »
Just got a guy wanting to book for tonight in his hotel room, he wants me to wear my schoolgirl outfit and also to come to his door wearing it, this is maybe the second or third time somebody has asked me to come to the door in the costume they want drawing lots of attention to myself and the room he's staying in which I'm sure will go well for both  of us.

It amazes me that you even need to explain this stuff sometimes, I explain that I'll arrive in my casual clothes and get changed in the room and he's just like "Oh okay" sounding really disappointed like I'm doing it to ruin things for him, he eventually agreed to everything but really did sound like I was being unreasonable I guess I'm sorry for not wanting to get him kicked out his room.
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BibiofLeeds

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #10213 on: 05 October 2016, 12:12:17 pm »
Some of them are living in lala land.I don't know of many if any women that would parade around a hotel in a schoolgirl costume or similar for any money.
I used to have a client who used to try and persuade me to come to his hotel in a miniskirt and flimsy white blouse with no bra.I'm sure some just get off on the humiliation/exhibitionism aspect of it and being kicked out of the hotel doesn't even register with them.
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #10214 on: 05 October 2016, 04:28:45 pm »
Had a no show, then an hour and a half later he texts 'Hi got drunk x'.

In the middle of the afternoon on a Wednesday  :FF
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