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Willow Summers

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #10095 on: 17 September 2016, 09:52:27 am »
I know it doesnt make good business sense but ive just blocked a regular. Last week i cancelled cuz i was ill, but he still text begging if i could still see him. That really pissed me off. What a very selfish man! Yesterday and today he is has been calling and texting to see me. Ive just blocked the smelly git. I never relished seeing him anyway.

Willow Summers

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #10096 on: 17 September 2016, 10:07:35 am »
Hi hunny can i book an hour of your best service?

As opposed to my shit one or mediocre one? Twonk!!

Emi787

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #10097 on: 17 September 2016, 11:16:30 am »
him: Hi do you take it up the arse?
me: no, do you? (lol I wasn't feeling happy)
him: yes for the right girl
me: that's nice
him: can you do it for extra?
me: perhaps for an extra ?1k if you're not too big
him: wow ur expensive!!
me: no shit sherlock
him: very unprofessional
me: learn some manners
him: what are you on about?
 :FF :FF

Willow Summers

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #10098 on: 17 September 2016, 12:13:34 pm »
Hi, i'm jim, and looking for a 2 hr booking. Im 62 and fit. I cycle, row (blah blah blah). Let me tell you what i like and hopefully it will match what you like (yawn). Edging and tantric will give you a clue (and so it goes, giving details about soft touching and making it last the whole 2 boring hrs).... i love romance and love the journey as much as the destination (oh purlease). I would also reciprocate this way of touching to please you.

My response

Hi, as stated in my profile, i only see new clients for a maximum of 1 hr. Im happy to touch you in the way that you have requested.

I reserve tantric sex for my master. As you know, tantric is all about having a deep connection with someone. I only have this for him, not clients.

His response - i dont think we are suited

No shit sherlock!! I looked at his feedback, he seems genuine. One escort raves about a great 3hr session on tantric sex. Jesus, i couldnt stomache that. I dont do that level of intamacy. I want them in, emptied of money and spunk and out.

Shewolf

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #10099 on: 17 September 2016, 04:18:32 pm »
One escort raves about a great 3hr session on tantric sex. Jesus, i couldnt stomache that. I dont do that level of intamacy. I want them in, emptied of money and spunk and out.

Thanks Rainbow you certainly made me laugh with that one.
Jim. God. I agree, I have seen a few Jims and I deserve an Oscar for my performance. I don't think all the acting is worth the money anymore hahaha !

ladyinred

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #10100 on: 17 September 2016, 05:11:34 pm »
Another essay from a guy who wrote 30 field reports.... Does he have a life?  ;D :FF He also told me he wants shoes peep toe shoes  (I hate them) and expensive authentique nylons stockings (he said he doesn't want hold ups, only stockings, his being so picky with the outfit sounds a bit gay and it's a sign of a terrible booking) so I advised him to get it himself and book someone else. Avoid, avoid !  ;D

Red KB

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #10101 on: 17 September 2016, 06:23:08 pm »
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katrina

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #10102 on: 17 September 2016, 06:48:16 pm »
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Oh yeah he's been texting/calling/emailing me and others for literally years. I once spoke to him on the phone and told him that I will NEVER want or need him to 'work with me' so to stop being silly...He spat his dummy out,  tantrummed and got all abusive boo hoo  ::)

LadyOfTheNight

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #10103 on: 17 September 2016, 07:58:04 pm »
100% TWs today, topped off by this email:

Hi
I liked your profile and Im interested in booking a 2or3hrs session.
would you do lots of kicking in the balls, if so would you do this for most of the time and how hard would you kick them.

also would you do any cock biting if so how hard,
if so how much of it would you try and bite.
u happy to really go for it
Maybe we could a scenario for this and
I wanted something else too
Thanks


Nowhere on my profile do I say I do any of this  >:(
« Last Edit: 17 September 2016, 08:00:59 pm by LadyOfTheNight »

littleminxjennifer

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #10104 on: 18 September 2016, 02:05:00 am »
Lyke big dick I meet

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TrashAzn

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #10105 on: 18 September 2016, 06:03:21 pm »
100% TWs today, topped off by this email:

Hi
I liked your profile and Im interested in booking a 2or3hrs session.
would you do lots of kicking in the balls, if so would you do this for most of the time and how hard would you kick them.

also would you do any cock biting if so how hard,
if so how much of it would you try and bite.
u happy to really go for it
Maybe we could a scenario for this and
I wanted something else too
Thanks


Nowhere on my profile do I say I do any of this  >:(

Oh I bet he wants a  scenario for this and to write a 10 page essay about it detailing every last thing he wants to do and wants you to do.

Shewolf

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #10106 on: 18 September 2016, 06:05:10 pm »
Him: Hey xx

Me: Fuck off with your heys.

Guiltypleasure

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #10107 on: 18 September 2016, 09:04:59 pm »
100% TWs today, topped off by this email:

Hi
I liked your profile and Im interested in booking a 2or3hrs session.
would you do lots of kicking in the balls, if so would you do this for most of the time and how hard would you kick them.

also would you do any cock biting if so how hard,
if so how much of it would you try and bite.
u happy to really go for it
Maybe we could a scenario for this and
I wanted something else too
Thanks


Nowhere on my profile do I say I do any of this  >:(
I got this exact email about 3 weeks ago lol

Willow Summers

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #10108 on: 18 September 2016, 09:34:06 pm »
Him: Hey xx

Me: Fuck off with your heys.

ROFL   literally had me laughing out loud

Dynamite Doll

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #10109 on: 18 September 2016, 11:53:24 pm »
I just received this now on LocalEscort site he added his email but i removed the details.
Soon as I read the second line I did not bother reading further just blocked him.
Seems his a copy and paste to many ladies as clearly I am not a mature escort :FF


Hello  I am Harry Albin Mills 51yrs old male from Ukraine..I would love
to have you on my business trip to Africa/Nigeria on the 10th of
october 2016 for 8 days,i need a matured escort who is very
decent,kind,honest,trustworthy and secretive just to protect my image
 and name,i was checking the web and found your Ad so cool on
(.......) and  followed the link to your page to read more
about you so i decided to pick you for the trip.i need you to come
keep my company throughout my stay in Africa/Nigeria Republic.I will
pay you a sum of (4,000pounds) for this trip per day for 8 days,and I will
pay you an upfront of(12,000pounds) even before you leave your state.All
Necessary documents will be arranged by me,so feel free to get back to
me if you are interested and willing to go with me.Please do get back
to me only if you are willing and able to go with me as i don't want
to waste my time, and do get back to me ASAP because of other things at hand cos
i am a busy man. Look forward to hearing back from you soon.Please get
 back to me through my email address(harrymills.......)

He seriously must think that he will get a female that will up and fly off with him without even spending company here in the UK first. What a punk. My guess he is not from the place he says he is from and just another scam the ones you get targeted in normal mail