When they ring and don't even bother with a hello or any sort of polite introduction they just grunt free today? Winds me right up

Or, You working?

Text recieved - hi need a good fuck.

Is this a question? A statement? A request?

I replied with - yes, im just arranging one now.  He hasnt replied

The guy who has texted me about 4 times now asking the same idiotic question about me carrying him around his home town on my shoulders, and each time I've politely told him I'm not interested...I would have ignored but he needs telling to get the message through to his thick head..I just sent " No now stop wasting my time you fool" 

I had a TW asking if he could bring his toy cars and could i crush them for him???

Some issues going on there i think

This is why I only put my number on AW when I absolutely have to. I can only take so many time wasters a day.

Me: Hi, how can I help you today?
TW: Where are you for incalls?
Me: (inwardly sighing, its on my damn profile)...I'm in X..
TW: Ok...(some blurb)...when do you work until?
Me: I don't work late, what time are you thinking of?
TW: (more blurb) the evening around 8pm?
Me: That's fine. Ok what day is that?
TW: I'm not sure yet, I will give you a few days notice ok
Me: Well my profile does say I'm only here another few days.
TW: Oh I didn't see that (dickhead its plastered around 3 times on my profile) when is your last evening?
Me: Sunday
TW: Ok I will try and sort something out and will give you a call around midday....(blah, blah)
Me: (cutting in, bored with all this) no problem, bye then

I've no doubt I won't be hearing back from this guy. Edit I double checked my profile it actually says LAST FEW DAYS in my damn tagline. A ringarounder

"how many girls working ?"

LOL 

And via email entitled 'hi young lady'

[Hi as I've just moved to the area after separation and need of some relief and would like to try some tie and tease if possible as tie me to something then tie my cock then drain me if possible thanks G
xxxx ps stunning

Firstly I'm not young.
Secondly I don't do OWO let alone CIM.
Thirdly I'm only doing GFE currently, stated all over my profile.

Mr Spamalot methinks. Oh yes and he's hidden his FB...

Makes me feel ill when they say they want 'draining'.  Men are so vile sometimes

oh dear. Now I feel bad for saying "Just got to go and de-spunk

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Do you think I will have to surrender my feminist card?

Nah, things sound different from a woman lol. Thinking about it, im proper vile myself! If i was a man, i would be disgusted with myself! Im a big believer in double standards