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IveS

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #9945 on: 26 August 2016, 10:53:03 pm »
"I'm leaving town so can't make a booking but could you send me some face pictures just of curiosity."
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Lucie268

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #9946 on: 26 August 2016, 11:20:20 pm »
A string of texts today from one number:

'Iv got to have a session with you'
'A hot sex session'
'Do you do nude'
'You wont be disapointed'

Yes mate, I charge extra actually for *nude* hot sex sessions.
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Red KB

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #9947 on: 27 August 2016, 10:08:14 am »
Calling and getting my, "I am NOT available today," text then calling another 10 times...what was so hard to understand about my auto reply text?! Now blocked!
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VoluptuousCurves

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #9948 on: 27 August 2016, 10:56:00 am »
Hey [half of my working name] wow what page, I was hoping you can make this birthday boys night by coming to see for as long as poss. Look I've got drink I've got smoke I've got sniff and a ton cash can you do any thing for me? Hope to hear back xx

This was at a quarter past midnight. Oh yes mate I'll just get out of bed and come over to your place which is apparently filled with intoxicants, for ?40 less than my minimum charge  ::)
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Lushblossom

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #9949 on: 27 August 2016, 12:29:18 pm »
Somebody tried ringing me TEN times Friday morning.  I won't be answering to them they sound a bit too frantic for me ......!  Very offputting.  Had it not occurred to them to send a nice polite text after trying once or twice?  Too normal for some of them to think that way isn't it.
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #9950 on: 28 August 2016, 09:09:25 am »
message on my phone this morning "you take sh*t in my mouth I pay you lots"

charming.......
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Lushblossom

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #9951 on: 28 August 2016, 09:45:14 am »
HAd a guy email me asking if I could meet him Saturday 'as an exception'.  It states clearly on all three of my profiles I cannot work evenings and weekends.

It strikes me
a) it is a cheek to expect me to give up any plans I may have made
b) many of us have children and even partners why assume I can just suddenly make myself free?
c) it is more respectful to simply take heed of my hours.

I have no partner but I do have a son making it impossible to work weekends and evenings.

I emailed him to say people have families and other commitments.  I wrote it as a general reply as I do not wish to divulge my personal situ to a guy I may never ever meet.

He then emails 'You should have explained' and apparently he can look like a salesperson.  How does that follow in logic??

I then emailed him to explain he needs to be respectful of escorts' schedules and that we do not have to explain or justify ourselves to anybody.  It really got my back up.

I won't be meeting with him under any circumstances.

It just doesn't occur to them we are NORMAL human beings with lives of our own does it!
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katrina

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #9952 on: 28 August 2016, 07:00:19 pm »
Quote from: Lushblossom on 28 August 2016, 09:45:14 am
HAd a guy email me asking if I could meet him Saturday 'as an exception'.  It states clearly on all three of my profiles I cannot work evenings and weekends.

It strikes me
a) it is a cheek to expect me to give up any plans I may have made
b) many of us have children and even partners why assume I can just suddenly make myself free?
c) it is more respectful to simply take heed of my hours.

I have no partner but I do have a son making it impossible to work weekends and evenings.

I emailed him to say people have families and other commitments.  I wrote it as a general reply as I do not wish to divulge my personal situ to a guy I may never ever meet.

He then emails 'You should have explained' and apparently he can look like a salesperson.  How does that follow in logic??

I then emailed him to explain he needs to be respectful of escorts' schedules and that we do not have to explain or justify ourselves to anybody.  It really got my back up.

I won't be meeting with him under any circumstances.

It just doesn't occur to them we are NORMAL human beings with lives of our own does it!


When clients contact me randomly at weekends I don't even explain WHY....I just send the standard message of "Sorry I can only do evenings and weekends when booked in advance" as it says on ALL of my ads !


Its rude of them to expect you to make an exception, its really the equivalent of me going up to Meadowhall windows when they are closed and if a cleaner or security are inside,  asking them to open up just for me as I want to go shopping....They would just tell me to go away!!!
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meetingdiversity

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #9953 on: 29 August 2016, 02:12:52 pm »
Do you take nine inches the client asks. I reply oh sorry my diary is fully booked today. Then hang up.

Banning.
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Kazzle

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #9954 on: 29 August 2016, 03:40:27 pm »
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apparently he can look like a salesperson

I had one who offered to turn up with a bag of tools so that neighbours would think he was a workman.  ::)

Had a classic didn't bother to read my profile email sent to me. I clearly state on my profile that I don't work Sundays, nor evenings or nights. I also do incalls only.

By are u available for out call right now. I can pick u up staying at a cottage from London here for the weekend

Sent at 11pm Sunday. I also don't get into the cars of strangers but I don't have that on my profile so I've only myself to blame there for his offer to pick me up.



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OFFS

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #9955 on: 29 August 2016, 03:49:11 pm »
 Just when you have thought you've heard it all and can no longer be shocked......

Hi babe, just wondering if you could do me and the wife. She is kinky as hell and loves being anally and vaginally fisted. She also loves having sex with our dog so hope you don't mind us bringing him along to the booking :o :o :o :o

I honestly cannot believe someone would ask such a thing!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Lushblossom

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #9956 on: 29 August 2016, 06:18:09 pm »
Love their suggestions to look 'like a salesperson' look 'like a plumber' etc.

As if we had never ever thought of that in our job before!  They must think we are bloody thick.
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Nia Hope

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #9957 on: 29 August 2016, 07:26:17 pm »
Quote from: OFFS on 29 August 2016, 03:49:11 pm
Just when you have thought you've heard it all and can no longer be shocked......

Hi babe, just wondering if you could do me and the wife. She is kinky as hell and loves being anally and vaginally fisted. She also loves having sex with our dog so hope you don't mind us bringing him along to the booking :o :o :o :o

I honestly cannot believe someone would ask such a thing!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Wow! I have a fantasist guy that rings every so often who claims he is trisexual, he always asks if he can bring his dog. Is trisexual even a thing?
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Nia Hope

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #9958 on: 29 August 2016, 07:27:30 pm »
Apparently trisexual is a thing I googled it.
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VoluptuousCurves

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #9959 on: 29 August 2016, 08:29:57 pm »
I think trisexual is just made up. If you're fantasising about animals, you're into bestiality  :-X
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