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Shewolf

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #9915 on: 21 August 2016, 08:30:58 pm »
Quote from: katrina on 21 August 2016, 08:27:40 pm

I really enjoy saying to them "Well lets just see how we get on first as I already have lots of regular clients so I'm not really looking for any more at this time  :)" They tend to rush to end the convo and I don't hear from them again hahaha

I like that. I'll try that one  ;D
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #9916 on: 21 August 2016, 08:39:29 pm »
Quote from: katrina on 21 August 2016, 08:05:09 pm

Same, the 'ringer rounders looking for a hole, any hole'  ::) I won't see anyone who doesn't even have the decency to know my name?!!! Someone the other day texted "Hi Cat" another one "Hi Kate" Even little discrepancies get my back up and I won't see them. If they can't be bothered to check out something as basic as my name I can't be bothered to see them.

I have been known to ignore emails from guys who call me "Cathy". Nowhere on my profile does it say that's what you can call me.
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #9917 on: 21 August 2016, 08:41:39 pm »
Quote from: Shewolf on 21 August 2016, 08:30:58 pm
I like that. I'll try that one  ;D
I like it too! ;D
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #9918 on: 21 August 2016, 11:34:55 pm »
Yeah your eyes immediately roll when they tell you before even meeting you that they want you to be their regular..had one via phone this week who then went on to say he was interested in gang bangs..I don't offer that sort of thing.
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #9919 on: 22 August 2016, 12:17:27 am »
"Can you do 2hrs for ?200 like the lady down the road from your country ?"

 ;D ;D :FF
NO
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #9920 on: 22 August 2016, 04:50:46 pm »
Call this morning, "Are you the sexy lady?"
Me, "Well which sexy lady are you looking for?"
He hangs up, guess he was hoping I'd fall into his little sex chat phone game. Or he didn't have a clue who is was ringing!

AW Message, "Hey honey can i give you a ring about a proposition?x"
Oooh, I wonder what he wants, an attempt to sex chat, taking videos and photos or he needs a girl to join him for couples bookings...

Edit: He wants to video our session...no, it even says that on my profile.
« Last Edit: 22 August 2016, 04:52:28 pm by Red KB »
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #9921 on: 22 August 2016, 06:50:08 pm »
I had a punter wanking off towards the end of the phone conversation (to arrange a booking) it became so obvious as he was breathing, so erratically.  Then he sent me a graphic message, which was purely unpleasant.  I'm not seeing this guy..very disrespectful. >:(
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #9922 on: 22 August 2016, 08:11:09 pm »
A text received at 6.55am Saturday morning..."Do you do owo?"    That is the LAST thing that I would be thinking about at that time in the morning!!  ??? :FF
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #9923 on: 22 August 2016, 08:40:53 pm »
Client calls earlier.

Him: Hey so I have a bit of an outfit requests it says you do requests for extra.

Me: Within reason yes if I can do it then it'll cost x amount for the outfit request and this needs to be paid as a deposit

Him: Okay sure I was wondering if you can wear cat ears and a tail and wear a collar?

Me: I have the cat ears and the collar I could probably get the tail

Him: Hmmm yeah okay sounds good. Could you lap up milk from a bowl and pretend to be a cute cat?

Me: If you provide the milk and the bowl then I'd consider it

Hm: Okay I seee hmmm. If I provide a litter tray would you pee in it for me?

*hung up at this point*  :FF
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Willow Summers

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #9924 on: 22 August 2016, 09:18:02 pm »
Text message

Him - im looking for really good bjs

Me - good luck

Him - ?
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Willow Summers

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #9925 on: 22 August 2016, 09:19:44 pm »
Aw email

Hi, do you do pee, fart, poo? I dont want sex i just want to watch. Im italian and 28.

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #9926 on: 22 August 2016, 09:21:48 pm »
Quote from: Rainbow on 22 August 2016, 09:19:44 pm
Aw email

Hi, do you do pee, fart, poo? I dont want sex i just want to watch. Im italian and 28.

He does the rounds.
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #9927 on: 22 August 2016, 10:23:58 pm »
Another from the 'i want to see you but not as a customer 'guy.
'Yell at me if you want. I don't get paid till Thursday,any chance I can book and pay you at weekend
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #9928 on: 22 August 2016, 11:02:24 pm »
I've had the Italian pee, fart n poo message a few times. I wonder if he ever finds anyone or actually books n turns up if he does?
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #9929 on: 23 August 2016, 12:09:51 am »
Hi just a quick one do you take card payment ?
Or I can pay via my app ?
I can't get out now so I can pay money into your bank when you get here x
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