Got some texts from a guy today...Hi I just called you is it possible yu could meet me in xxxx lake car park for a hand relief ime not far working from there and ile still pay ?50 ive only a small penis and cum realy fast iwill be in my car I am genuine.next text..Ime only around until lunchtime got to go work in Bristol..Next text...Please.
I had a client txt to book a half hour. He wantedto come twice and have a golden shower in tht time plus a shower after. WTF. Also had a client ring up asking if he could bring his hoover and can he fuck tht lol xx
"Hi I'm Peter. Silly question but if a bloke asked you to sell him to a Chinese or Thai takeaway and you could keep the money you get for him would you do it ? "
not totally related, but a spammy call today from someone to my whorephone claiming i'd been in an accident...i have discovered that saying "no, this is a prostitutes phone line" caused the caller to stutter, mumble, apologise and hang up
