Aww I thought I was special hahaha

"I know you said not to text but blah blah blah." So why are you doing it!

THIS IS THE EMAIL I WOKE UP TO THIS MORNING I DONT BELIEVE FOR A MINUTE ITS REAL !


Your profile seems to have grabbed my attention henceforth I would love to go on a dinner date with you if you don't mind.

I would like to introduce myself as a well mannered good looking young gentleman of average built coming from an affluent background. Neither am I English nor am I white. I am not a local I visit UK often on a tour. Due to my high status I wont be able to disclose much information about me on email but would rather prefer to discuss it in person.

I have never tried this website before but on a friend's recommendation thought of giving it a try. All my previous meetings were through UK's elite escort agencies like sugarbabesinternational.

Our dinner date would be for a total of 12 hours starting at 6 p.m. and ending at 6 a.m. for a price of ?6000. I will pay you 10 % i.e. ?600 deposit to secure booking so as to assure you my offer is genuine. I am paying this high price since my request is a bit out of the ordinary as you will read further in the email.

Details of our dinner date would be as follows :

My chauffeur will pick you up at 6 p.m. from your location.

We will then first head to a testing facility I know of to get ourselves tested for STI and get instant results. As I lose sensitivity I wont be using condoms and would expect you to be on birth control or else you could use the pill.

After that we will be going to my hotel I have my suite booked there.

We would then engage in a conversation have dinner and head to my suite to start our naughty time together.

Our rendezvous will end at about 6 a.m. and my chauffeur will drop you home. Although if you wish you could stay for breakfast.

In case you you do not want my chauffeur to pick you up or drop you I am ready to pay for the taxi.

Some of the replies I have got from girls on here is that they think I am lying which is certainly not true I am ready to pay a deposit so please if you are not interested just ignore this email but do not accuse me of lying as I never lie. Its a win win situation for you if you do not receive the deposit you don't have to show up it cannot get anymore genuine than that. Moreover I have not wasted 20 minutes in writing this email for nothing.

Please let me know you decision.

Thank You

Yes about 5 other escorts mentioned this email yesterday on here.He's clearly not having much luck is he?

A couple of weeks ago via Skype chat:

Him (before adding me): Hello, I'd like to make a booking. When could we talk about it?
Him (after I accepted the contact add): Hello
Me: Hello =)
Him: When can we meet?
Me: Before anything else, I'd like to know if you understand and are happy with what I offer and my conditions.
Him: I think so.
Me (a bit surprised): You think so?
Him: Yeah, it's not that complicated, isn't it?
Me: Of course not.
Him (2 min later): Would you do a bukkake for 2,000 euros?
Me: Looks like it was THAT complicated.

*This is a translation, sorry for any mistakes.

Him: Would you be available for a one hour booking tomorrow morning?
Me: Yes, I would be free at 10:30
Him: That might be a bit late, can we do earlier? I need to leave by latest 12pm.
Me: Sorry can't do earlier but 10.30 should work if you want to book for one hour
Him: Yes but I don't like to be rushed babe, I like to take things slow

Yes please, pay me for one hour but stay two, can't wait ..... blocked 

THIS IS THE EMAIL I WOKE UP TO THIS MORNING I DONT BELIEVE FOR A MINUTE ITS REAL !

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Haha this knob just got his babble screen capped to my twitter after he cut & pasted it en masse.