Anyone else had this email?



hello hun

would you like to visit athens in greece ?

i live in athens and work as an expat, british citizen, renting a nice 4 bed furnished house in upscale northern athens

will cover all expenses flights restaurants accomodation local travel etc etc such that this is an all expenses covered relaxing break for you but NO other costs hun

if you like it first time then maybe we can make it a regular affair. if you nice and you like me as well then you may move in with me permanently if you want

if interested whatsapp me on my uk number [personal information removed] or may be even better we speak on facetime / skype. you can whatsapp me anytime and can also see my profile display pic on whatsapp. at some stage we must chat on skype or facetime if you are serious else there is not much point. my skype is: [personal information removed]
am 35 year old, male, live alone here in athens as family back in london, soft spoken, nice, educated, i keep in shape, always use condom etc. during your stay we may or may not have sex, for example when a girl last visited me we did not have sex but still had cuddles and kisses

you should be clean, free from drugs, trustworthy etc
 

Anyone else had this email?



hello hun

would you like to visit athens in greece ?

i live in athens and work as an expat, british citizen, renting a nice 4 bed furnished house in upscale northern athens

will cover all expenses flights restaurants accomodation local travel etc etc such that this is an all expenses covered relaxing break for you but NO other costs hun

if you like it first time then maybe we can make it a regular affair. if you nice and you like me as well then you may move in with me permanently if you want

if interested whatsapp me on my uk number [personal information removed] or may be even better we speak on facetime / skype. you can whatsapp me anytime and can also see my profile display pic on whatsapp. at some stage we must chat on skype or facetime if you are serious else there is not much point. my skype is: [personal information removed]
am 35 year old, male, live alone here in athens as family back in london, soft spoken, nice, educated, i keep in shape, always use condom etc. during your stay we may or may not have sex, for example when a girl last visited me we did not have sex but still had cuddles and kisses

you should be clean, free from drugs, trustworthy etc

Doing the rounds, search Athens on here.

edit: ummm, for some reason it's not coming up, but I have definitely seen this at least 3 or 4 times recently. May have been also seen elsewhere.

Hi flawless, how's u? thought id drop you a message...ive had a few bad experiences on aw but Like they say not all five fingers are them same, You seem professional. I will tell you why it was a bad experience , I arrived at the door, looked like she had jus woke up no make up no sexy lingerie, stockings or heels as requested but a pair of fluffy pink slippers and a pink gown, told me to go straight into her room no greeting at the door no kiss on the cheek or a cuddle, nothing. So we get into the room and I sat down on the bed, handed over the money and she said take your clothes off and lie down their, I said yes madam and done so thinking this is more like a sentence than a girlfriend experience, no oral without and kissed like a duck once or twice, nightmare! I was expecting something more like I come to the door with flowers and wine its opened by a sexy lady wearing sexy black lingerie with the stockings and stiletto heels with some nice make up, maybe pink lippy with the pink nails or even red or a sexy colour that suits your skin tone, doors opened a kiss and a cuddle straight away to make it feel like your coming to see your gf, you hold my hand and take me to your room, you kiss me with some more with some passion and suddenly stop and say get your ass in the shower lol so I have a quick shower, come out your lying siping on wine on the bed waiting for me, you tell me to come sit on the bed, so im sitting their with a towel wrapped around me and you then start kissing me as if you want me and sit over me whilst kissing me, you make me ly down and slowly go into a 69 position fully clothed (I think its sexier and more memorable when you 've got your lingerie and heels on) and down on me without a condom just for a short while and I play with you as you do, then you spin around and start kissing me again with some passion and tongue and slip a condom on me and use me however you liked, you fucking me and then get me to fuck you to make you cum while you kiss me till we both cum and are feeling all fuzzy and warm inside lol.. hope that's not too much to ask for or if that's no good to you, but I would remember and recognise a experience like that until I kicked the bucket! hope ive not scared you away, will be glad to send you pic to see me first, im not that bad looking and always take care of my appearance xx

The lack of paragraph breaks made that impossible to read! I hate it when clients write an essay to make a simple booking. No wonder you didn't want to see him.

That is weird - I can't find it either and it's been here at least three times in the last few months.

Either way, if anybody's going to copy and paste these things can you please check for and edit out contact information before you do?

Shit sorry!

The other day a guy texted if I tied him up in his garage he would pay me ?1,000 - yeh right!

I had a guy ask me to tie him up and leave him in my shed all day! 

That would be hilarious if a neighbour saw and called police. Try explaining that!

Text msg i received

'Can you get me women who would pay  me to fuck them and i will give you a cut of the money'

Guess ive been promoted to pimp!

Too funny 

Received this message via text a few minutes ago. No prior contact from this number, the first text he contacts me with is:
"Hi, I'm in Battersea at the moment" I thought he might text again to explain what on earth he is on about but I received no further messages so I replied-
"Ok... Sorry but I don't know what kind of response you're expecting lol! Battersea is quite far from here, were you contacting me regarding a booking?"
"Yeah ignore me just realised"
"I don't mean to sound rude but was there a reason for you to contact me?"
"Yeah I saw your ad online, thought you were close. Sorry"

I don't honestly know how anyone could think Battersea is anywhere near Leeds. I know he hasn't been rude or abusive etc, I just thought it was a very weird way to go about making a booking!