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Cat_BBW

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #9525 on: 25 June 2016, 11:41:01 pm »
lol I think he has mummy issues Katrina. Amazonian woman fetish?

Lift & carry fetish.

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #9526 on: 26 June 2016, 04:23:43 pm »
It would certainly be a laugh! I'd probably get the money then chuck him in the nearest hedge.

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #9527 on: 26 June 2016, 10:38:10 pm »
[quote author >:( ;D=katrina link=topic=1637.msg252353#msg252353 date=1466854502]
Text just received: Hi there I have a fantasy I want a lady to walk around my town with me at night carrying me over her shoulder I live in Stoke please text me if interested I'm looking for regular I'm genuine.


What does he think I am the incredible hulk lol  ???
[/quote]

 ;D ;D  Block.... :-X

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #9528 on: 28 June 2016, 10:22:33 am »
It would certainly be a laugh! I'd probably get the money then chuck him in the nearest hedge.

Ha ha that's my idea of fun  ;D


 

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #9529 on: 28 June 2016, 01:22:27 pm »
From a client I've seen a few times and find every minute excruciatingly awkward:

Just out of interest would you  ever consider going on holiday with me I would enjoy the company it would not be until next year the USA or Canada are my best places to visit I would not need to have sex every night? If we went half on the flights and hotels and car then I can buy your meals and trips out? It would have to be for 2 weeks.

I mean even if I was willing to go on holiday with a client I assume they would normally pay for everything? It's not something I'd ever consider with even the nicest regular but especially not this guy!

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #9530 on: 28 June 2016, 01:54:35 pm »
Phonecall this morning from Ali G.
Ali G. Wat gwaaan
Me. I'm sorry?
Ali G. Wat gwaaan

Hang up  ???
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #9531 on: 28 June 2016, 05:46:14 pm »
Charming email from someone wanting a 'quick' outcall meet for ?20 and all I have to do is wank him off. ?20, ?20! Indeed!  :o
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #9532 on: 28 June 2016, 06:20:20 pm »
Someone here must have had this guy? . He's been ringing for around 4 years.I can't put a warning because he isn't abusive just annoying, he rings from a Spanish mobile.  conversation by phone is always as follows.

Him. Hi, I'm calling from Spain, how are you?
Me. I'm fine.
Him. I'm looking after my friends villa. Have you ever been to Spain?
Me. Yes I have.
Him. How is the weather in England?
Me. Raining.
Him. Would you skype me as I'd lke to visit when I fly back?
Me. No I don't skype.
Him. I'll pay you extra for the booking when I visit.
Me. No

He uses different mobiles but same spiel, he's basically a prick,
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #9533 on: 28 June 2016, 09:03:20 pm »
Such a piece of literature  :FF


Dear Mistress


I am a 39 year old submissive doctor ...I thought I might outline my fantasy to see if it is something that you would be interested in....

I have always been very submissive to women, and it has always been my fantasy to find myself in a situation with a strong, dominant woman with strong legs who really could overpower me, and where i find myself in over my head. i love the thought of meeting you, being seduced by you so that you relax me, then being taken by surprise as you start to dominate and hurt me?i try to stop you and say i want to leave, which just causes you to laugh and start to really dominate me and proceed to crushing me under you as you smother me, or crush me between your thighs. you toy with me for a while, and then i slowly realise that you are not just a dominatrix, you are a true femme fatale who gets pleasure from crushing her victims to death. you mock me for my naivety as you wrap your beautiful but deadly thighs around my neck and start to slowly crush me to death like a python. i would love to be taken to the point where i am truly scared that you might really be capable of doing it and i am in real danger, so you literally have me begging for my life. (obviously i don't really want you to kill me, just the fantasy). I would love to experience being on the edge, under your rule, seeing the lust in your eyes as you threaten to kill me, realising that approaching you was the most foolish and dangerous thing I had ever done, and that even if I live, my life will never be the same again. (I think that this is more about psychological domination and making me feel terrified of you, rather than having to do anything genuinely physically dangerous or that you feel uncomfortable with) My only way out is to submit fully and accept that my fear and desire for you are inseparable, and that my only satisfaction can truly come from suffering for your pleasure.

If this is something you are interested, please let me know
 

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #9534 on: 28 June 2016, 09:13:05 pm »
guys who try to book me when I am not available.  Don't they notice my availability before contacting someone?    ::) I hate telling them I was not going to be avail.  :-\

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #9535 on: 28 June 2016, 10:32:30 pm »
Such a piece of literature  :FF


Dear Mistress


I am a 39 year old submissive doctor ...I thought I might outline my fantasy to see if it is something that you would be interested in....

I have always been very submissive to women, and it has always been my fantasy to find myself in a situation with a strong, dominant woman with strong legs who really could overpower me, and where i find myself in over my head. i love the thought of meeting you, being seduced by you so that you relax me, then being taken by surprise as you start to dominate and hurt me?i try to stop you and say i want to leave, which just causes you to laugh and start to really dominate me and proceed to crushing me under you as you smother me, or crush me between your thighs. you toy with me for a while, and then i slowly realise that you are not just a dominatrix, you are a true femme fatale who gets pleasure from crushing her victims to death. you mock me for my naivety as you wrap your beautiful but deadly thighs around my neck and start to slowly crush me to death like a python. i would love to be taken to the point where i am truly scared that you might really be capable of doing it and i am in real danger, so you literally have me begging for my life. (obviously i don't really want you to kill me, just the fantasy). I would love to experience being on the edge, under your rule, seeing the lust in your eyes as you threaten to kill me, realising that approaching you was the most foolish and dangerous thing I had ever done, and that even if I live, my life will never be the same again. (I think that this is more about psychological domination and making me feel terrified of you, rather than having to do anything genuinely physically dangerous or that you feel uncomfortable with) My only way out is to submit fully and accept that my fear and desire for you are inseparable, and that my only satisfaction can truly come from suffering for your pleasure.

If this is something you are interested, please let me know
I'd do this booking, just proves how we all have different limits with requests.
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #9536 on: 28 June 2016, 11:58:30 pm »
Such a piece of literature  :FF


Dear Mistress


I am a 39 year old submissive doctor ...I thought I might outline my fantasy to see if it is something that you would be interested in....

I have always been very submissive to women, and it has always been my fantasy to find myself in a situation with a strong, dominant woman with strong legs who really could overpower me, and where i find myself in over my head. i love the thought of meeting you, being seduced by you so that you relax me, then being taken by surprise as you start to dominate and hurt me?i try to stop you and say i want to leave, which just causes you to laugh and start to really dominate me and proceed to crushing me under you as you smother me, or crush me between your thighs. you toy with me for a while, and then i slowly realise that you are not just a dominatrix, you are a true femme fatale who gets pleasure from crushing her victims to death. you mock me for my naivety as you wrap your beautiful but deadly thighs around my neck and start to slowly crush me to death like a python. i would love to be taken to the point where i am truly scared that you might really be capable of doing it and i am in real danger, so you literally have me begging for my life. (obviously i don't really want you to kill me, just the fantasy). I would love to experience being on the edge, under your rule, seeing the lust in your eyes as you threaten to kill me, realising that approaching you was the most foolish and dangerous thing I had ever done, and that even if I live, my life will never be the same again. (I think that this is more about psychological domination and making me feel terrified of you, rather than having to do anything genuinely physically dangerous or that you feel uncomfortable with) My only way out is to submit fully and accept that my fear and desire for you are inseparable, and that my only satisfaction can truly come from suffering for your pleasure.

If this is something you are interested, please let me know
Lol,lol,lol! Send him to Scotland. I bet my roller skating / rugby playing thighs could easily crush him...

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #9537 on: 29 June 2016, 12:12:03 am »
I'd do this booking, just proves how we all have different limits with requests.

I would probably do this booking too...But on my reply to him I would ask for a small deposit to prove he's genuine first, as we all know there are a lot of timewasting fantasists getting free thrills from email contact.

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #9538 on: 29 June 2016, 10:55:49 am »
Hiya. You wanna do me and my mate for 50.  We're hot for cougars like

Bye bye boys.

Last night I left my phone on.  Half one phone goes. I wouldn't normally answer but did.
Hi I was looking at your profile, fantastic by the way. Loved reading it. You available now?
I'm not, sorry. It does say on the profile I tend not to work after 5.
Aww man, do it for me. JustJust a 1 off?
It's half one, already said I was in bed and don't work after 5.  I know he was polite and such but please.

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #9539 on: 29 June 2016, 01:02:01 pm »
Unfortunately they just think with their dicks all the time. They are horny now so want it there and then even at some stupid hour. I turn my work phone on in the morning to several texts in the middle of the night from guys who want to come over at 2am  or for me to do a car meet, meet them in some back alley etc. Often guys who have been out drinking and can't sleep so they decided they are horny and want to get laid now.  They don't seem to understand we are not a 24 hour service. Some agencies might be but indie girls we choose our own hours and I don't know anyone who wants to work on call 24 hours.