I get emails all the time from "photographers" telling me how their pictures will bring me much more work assuming of course I'm sitting on my arse all day with no clients and not taking into consideration that perhaps I don't want a revolving door. Eejits!!

My tolerance levels are low today, I'm in an annoyed mood and I'm counting down the days til I go on holiday next week.

I had a client booked two weeks in advance for last Saturday, he cancelled saying his partner has left him and he's sad and I believed it, since I've seen him before, a day later they are apparently back together and she's going to Portigual for a week from yesterday.

Then contacts me again for a booking for next Tuesday, changes the duration of the booking three times, ends up booking for three hours then says he has loads to pay this week so can we do two hours with discount I said no. He agrees to have the three hours, then today tells me his partner is coming back from Portugal two days early because she "misses him" so he's cancelling. So she books an all inclusive holiday to Portigual and decides after ONE day that she's going to come home on Tuesday because she misses her man? I don't think so! Told him not to contact me again, he then says "I still wanna fuck you, I'm very sorry"

It angers me that they feel the need to mess us about, he obviously blatantly lied for what reason? I don't know, it's just annoying as I've got so much business I'm turning down and could've easily booked a regular in instead who asked to see me.

I can't wait to get away and sit on a beach with a very strong cocktail and not have to look at AW!

Somebody rang on the mobile yesterday 'Can I sit on your face?' no hello or anything first just straight into that!!

I get there "you available" all the time on the phone without a hello, I just say no every time.