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Caledonia

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #9465 on: 15 June 2016, 05:43:48 pm »
Had this earlier

Him: Are you free now?

Me: Yes but it does need to be now (as in you need to be here within 5 minutes).

Him: (8 minutes later): OK send address

Me: Sorry but best leaving it as your not going to get here in time.

Him: But I'm in X (which is about 55 minutes drive from where I am  :FF)
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BibiofLeeds

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #9466 on: 15 June 2016, 06:00:31 pm »
Creepy sounding old codger on the phone earlier...'Are you a naughty girl?' Been a long time since I was a girl...yack,just yack!!! :-X
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #9467 on: 15 June 2016, 06:25:28 pm »
txt recieved " can i do a 30 mins at 6pm"
me " yes sure do you know rate"

him " ive never rated anyone"

me" i mean do you know my rate/price

him " of course its ?6,20 plus 2 roll ups innit  :FF

after telling him hes blocked ( i hadnt) he gets my rate corect saying it was a joke and i need to lighten up

um how about fuck off cock
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mature helen

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #9468 on: 15 June 2016, 06:48:15 pm »
Hey, I'm just round the corner from you in BXX and was wondering if you wanted to have a fuck? I'm 21 years old and I'd love you to ride my cock wearing some stockings, let me know if you want to meet up and have a shag. I think we'd be incredible in bed together xxx

I just roll my eyes now.
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #9469 on: 15 June 2016, 08:40:15 pm »
"Hi Kat, I've seen you before its (his name) you know we were talking about arranging a 3 some with your friend, can you sort it?"

Me: "Yes when are you thinking of, I'll see if I can arrange it with my friend (her name), When for and how long for?"

Him"Yes I can let you know soon"

Me: "Ok just let me know and I'll ask her"

Him: "I'm in Barnsley, wanted now have you got a friend there?"

Me: "No what gave you that impression? I already said that my friend works in Sheffield"

Him: "Oh I was just hoping that you did Kat that's all"

 ??? :FF

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Wailing Banshee

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #9470 on: 15 June 2016, 10:58:26 pm »
I have decided to reply to those rude one liner texts form men you have never met with a cheery reply. Today I got:

Him: What size are your boobs?
Me: Hello! How are you today?
Him: I do apologise, that's how I should have greeted you. Sorry about that. I'm very well thank you.

Went on to have a very polite reasonable exchange of texts. I haven't decided if I'll take his booking as yet, he said he'd ring next week to confirm...

I usually just ignore the texts like the one above.  It's a bit of an experiment as I wonder if sometimes actually OK ish men send texts like this and they just need a reminder we are human beings.... Am not holding breath though!

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Kendra

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #9471 on: 16 June 2016, 12:55:12 am »
Quote from: Wailing Banshee on 15 June 2016, 10:58:26 pm
I have decided to reply to those rude one liner texts form men you have never met with a cheery reply. Today I got:

Him: What size are your boobs?
Me: Hello! How are you today?
Him: I do apologise, that's how I should have greeted you. Sorry about that. I'm very well thank you.

Went on to have a very polite reasonable exchange of texts. I haven't decided if I'll take his booking as yet, he said he'd ring next week to confirm...

I usually just ignore the texts like the one above.  It's a bit of an experiment as I wonder if sometimes actually OK ish men send texts like this and they just need a reminder we are human beings.... Am not holding breath though!

He didn't respond with a stupid comment and he didn't give you any cheek not to mention he apologised and realised where he went wrong  so I would say that one sounds good enough at this stage to meet with him xx
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #9472 on: 16 June 2016, 03:05:56 am »
Quote from: The_Lynx on 15 June 2016, 09:37:59 am
Quote from: Lolapops on 14 June 2016, 02:41:34 am
My two pets are named after a fictional cannibal and a serial killing clown.

Are your critters literally called Hannibal Lecter and Wayne Gacy, full name and all? That's actually pretty hilarious. ;D

I only refer to them as Dr Lecter and Mr Gacy. Dr Lecter is as bloodthirsty as his namesake! Mr Gacy, however, total cutie.  ;)
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #9473 on: 16 June 2016, 03:27:13 pm »
- Hi, where are you located?
- East, but I do outcalls only.
- Where is outcall? Is it central London?
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #9474 on: 16 June 2016, 03:43:08 pm »
Yes I have had several idiots ask where I am based and when I have told them Leeds they have asked what part of London that is in... :FF
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Kendra

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #9475 on: 16 June 2016, 05:14:27 pm »
Quote from: latrice on 16 June 2016, 03:27:13 pm
- Hi, where are you located?
- East, but I do outcalls only.
- Where is outcall? Is it central London?

 ;D
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #9476 on: 16 June 2016, 06:35:22 pm »
Quote from: BibiofLeeds on 16 June 2016, 03:43:08 pm
Yes I have had several idiots ask where I am based and when I have told them Leeds they have asked what part of London that is in... :FF

 ;D ;D He never heard of Leeds?  :o
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #9477 on: 16 June 2016, 09:11:57 pm »
Text received at 4.30 am:
" I will be passing by in 25 min and was wondering if you'd do a massage for ?25 "(my fee is ?60).
Five minutes later from the same number :
"Yes or no?"
Only found it when turned my work phone on at 9 am.
Don't even know if I should get annoyed or just have a good laugh.
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Kendra

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #9478 on: 16 June 2016, 11:04:05 pm »
Quote from: anushka on 16 June 2016, 09:11:57 pm
Text received at 4.30 am:
" I will be passing by in 25 min and was wondering if you'd do a massage for ?25 "(my fee is ?60).
Five minutes later from the same number :
"Yes or no?"
Only found it when turned my work phone on at 9 am.
Don't even know if I should get annoyed or just have a good laugh.

It's complete ignorance like that, that really gets my knickers in a twist.

Some of them think we are all 24 hour robots with nothing else going on in life besides sitting around 24/7 in our underwear just waiting on the phone going. We don't need to eat or sleep, we just need to be available for them at all times.

Thoughtless eejits  ::)
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #9479 on: 17 June 2016, 12:05:21 am »
A client called in advance to book for 6:30pm and asked the most annoying questions like would he be the first client of the day at 6:30pm?!


What services didn't I offer and was I really the girl in the picture. I just referred him back to my profile and said it was unlikely he'd be the first client of the day at 6:30pm!!
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