Sexual fetish for a cannibalism 

Client contacts me in March sounding perfectly normal saying he's going to be in Glasgow on business for 5 days and would like to see me during that time.

Then last time he contacted me, he hung up as I answered.

Then today when I answered he hung up so I sent him a text saying that the last 2 times he's phoned me, he's hung up so I think he should find someone else in future.

Then this belter of a text comes through....

Hi my names Mark sorry for hunging up, I would just like to shag you today. Put your ass in the air and ride it hard from behind.

Total eejit 

Oh and now I've just had an abusive text come through from him.

Received these 8 texts last night;

I'm from town I'm based, 36 m married. And I'm very curious how a British woman can love a man.
I'm from Romania
I'm living in UK for 2 years
Clean..Lorry driver..Sensitive
I like you're skin..I believe you are soft. Feminine,.Horny
But Mabe you are not interested in a relationship..
You love the money
....

haha jog on loony tunes. Reminds me of that recent documentary " The Romanins are coming" they all think British woman are up for it.

Looking for "love" (he's looking for a freebie) on AW  a bit sad but mostly stupid

Mostly?    Freebie Brigade!  Their logic not ours.  100% obscenely stupid 

"You do OWO, that's fantastic. Do you offer any other services without condoms?"

"No, absolutely not."

"Ok. And what about your preferences to cocks?"

"Excuse me?"

"How do you like your cocks? Tiny, average, big?! Just asking cos mine is a beast."

"My preference? Clean and attached to a respectful client."

OR

"A beast? I'm a prostitute, not a zoo keeper."

(ok, yeah, I usually use the first one LOL)

"How much? Oooooh that's a bit expensive and I'm only a little boy so I don't think I can afford that.

Okay *goes to hang up when I hear...*

Maybe when I'm a big boy I will be able to book you babe.

*rolls eyes and CLICK*"

And this was after the school holidays.

Got this text:

Hi im Peter I know this sounds silly but could you sell me to a Chinese takeaway and keep the money you get for me please.


Silly, Peter?  Really.. Ya THINK?! 

I think the next person who gets contacted by him should ask him if he realises just how knob headed that request is.