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Shewolf

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #9405 on: 07 June 2016, 09:52:10 am »
Say yes then you could order him and eat him up.

Bet he'd get excited at the very thought.

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Kendra

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #9406 on: 07 June 2016, 01:55:26 pm »
Idiot caller....

Him: Where are you?
Me: I tell him.
Him: Do you do outcall?
Me: No
Him: Can you do 2 hours?
Me: Yes
Him: Is the 2 hours just with you or do I get another girl aswell?
Me: This isn't a brothel, you clearly haven't read a word of my profile.

Idiot has the cheek to hang up on me lol.
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TrashAzn

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #9407 on: 07 June 2016, 05:05:13 pm »
"If I were a 6 inch tall man and you saw me on the floor what would you do?"

Still trying to figure out what that message means. Foot fetish? Squishing fetish? Both?
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strawberryjam

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #9408 on: 07 June 2016, 05:08:39 pm »
Quote from: TrashAzn on 07 June 2016, 05:05:13 pm
"If I were a 6 inch tall man and you saw me on the floor what would you do?"

Still trying to figure out what that message means. Foot fetish? Squishing fetish? Both?

Take his money and run  ;D
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Shewolf

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #9409 on: 07 June 2016, 05:44:56 pm »
Quote from: TrashAzn on 07 June 2016, 05:05:13 pm
"If I were a 6 inch tall man and you saw me on the floor what would you do?"

Still trying to figure out what that message means. Foot fetish? Squishing fetish? Both?

Reply: Get a straw and put it by you then blow down it quickly to see you fly away.
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Kendra

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #9410 on: 07 June 2016, 10:14:14 pm »
Quote from: Shewolf on 07 June 2016, 05:44:56 pm
Quote from: TrashAzn on 07 June 2016, 05:05:13 pm
"If I were a 6 inch tall man and you saw me on the floor what would you do?"

Still trying to figure out what that message means. Foot fetish? Squishing fetish? Both?

Reply: Get a straw and put it by you then blow down it quickly to see you fly away.

Or if your a certain way inclined....you could snort him  ;D
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Cat_BBW

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #9411 on: 08 June 2016, 01:20:36 am »
Quote from: TrashAzn on 07 June 2016, 05:05:13 pm
"If I were a 6 inch tall man and you saw me on the floor what would you do?"

Still trying to figure out what that message means. Foot fetish? Squishing fetish? Both?

Giantess fetish.
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Nia Hope

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #9412 on: 08 June 2016, 10:29:16 am »
Quote from: amy on 06 June 2016, 01:16:06 pm
When he was contacting me he was called Phillip ::).
Is Phil now Martin? Haven't had texts for a while from him x
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latrice

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #9413 on: 09 June 2016, 10:07:23 am »
Email today:

 If you like to be excited in the position you choose I m yours I like to satisfy ladies anal at home not want money if you like pleasure in short time send message no offense I want just to make you happy in bed to feel pleaseure not for money just you feel good

How very kind of him.
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newbieNW

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #9414 on: 09 June 2016, 10:58:20 am »
What a Plain Dick.  Let's be honest. His cerebral cortex is totally fucked up  ;D ;D
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strawberryjam

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #9415 on: 09 June 2016, 03:11:32 pm »
Quote from: latrice on 09 June 2016, 10:07:23 am
Email today:

 If you like to be excited in the position you choose I m yours I like to satisfy ladies anal at home not want money if you like pleasure in short time send message no offense I want just to make you happy in bed to feel pleaseure not for money just you feel good

How very kind of him.

"Pleasure" won't pay bills.
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englishrebecca121

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #9416 on: 09 June 2016, 03:44:48 pm »
my friend peter is back today

"hi im peter could u put me on your kitchen side and rub cooking oil over me please

last time he wanted me to sel him to a takeaway wondering if peter is this phil guy?!!
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TrashAzn

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #9417 on: 09 June 2016, 05:24:55 pm »
Quote from: englishrebecca121 on 09 June 2016, 03:44:48 pm
my friend peter is back today

"hi im peter could u put me on your kitchen side and rub cooking oil over me please

last time he wanted me to sel him to a takeaway wondering if peter is this phil guy?!!

I guess he has a few names probably has a whole document to cut and paste messages from. He's like one of those old school nuisance trolls who spends his whole time spamming stupid things over and over. Very persistent too seems he's been around a long time don't even know what would drive people to keep doing the same thing for so long it's not like he's trying to scam people just sending weird dumb messages so not sure what he has to gain besides wasting somebodies time.
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VoluptuousCurves

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #9418 on: 09 June 2016, 06:42:09 pm »
Him: could u come see me please my address [xxx] call me on [mobile] xxx
Me: Give me a call to make a booking x
Him: i have no cred at this min could u pls call me on [mobile] xxx pls
Him: please call me i just sent u my number xxx
Him: ive not got credit i wanto make a booking for 8 tonight my address [xxx] xxx
Me: If you don't have enough money for phone credit, you won't have enough for my fee.
Him: call me on [mobile]
Him: i can afford u i just cant be botherd to go 20 min up road lol pls ring babe xx

Yes god forbid you leave the house for 20 minutes you time wasting wanker  :FF
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Shewolf

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #9419 on: 09 June 2016, 07:47:36 pm »
Quote from: englishrebecca121 on 09 June 2016, 03:44:48 pm
my friend peter is back today

"hi im peter could u put me on your kitchen side and rub cooking oil over me please

last time he wanted me to sel him to a takeaway wondering if peter is this phil guy?!!

He wants to be ate! Cooked and ate!
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