Him: could u come see me please my address [xxx] call me on [mobile] xxx
Me: Give me a call to make a booking x
Him: i have no cred at this min could u pls call me on [mobile] xxx pls
Him: please call me i just sent u my number xxx
Him: ive not got credit i wanto make a booking for 8 tonight my address [xxx] xxx
Me: If you don't have enough money for phone credit, you won't have enough for my fee.
Him: call me on [mobile]
Him: i can afford u i just cant be botherd to go 20 min up road lol pls ring babe xx
Yes god forbid you leave the house for 20 minutes you time wasting wanker