Text from someone who has been several times before:

"Hi Kat its (his name) You ok? I was planning to see you today but like an idiot I've left my bank card at home and no cash on me any chance I can sort it with you on Monday? Xxx"


He's certainly right about being an idiot  Whats he think I am a buy now pay later loan company 

Two guys have tried this one on with me. Both I had seen before and both I refused. "But you know me and you know I would not scam you" did not even make me hesitate. We all like a freebie anything from time to time and men who get one "on account" could be tempted to move on and not pay their dues.

Oh yes when they ring and ask you how they make a booking..well do you think the fact you are ringing me on my published number might be a clue?

When they ask if your avalible today. Then say to come in half an hour. So when the time is clarified. They then say they will phone back to confirm. Hang on... They should decide first a time before phoning. Got no time for these.

"I'll call you back" is the bane of my life. They aren't calling back..At least one of those daily often from a very up front and genuine seeming client who suddenly vanishes before confirming anything. Another one I tend to get is people wanting to make bookings for 3-6 weeks time. Just call me closer to the time! What they really want is to bombard you with wanky emails and texts about how they "Can't wait" writing an essay of things they want to do then when the booking comes around they have to cancel for a random reason but they'd be free in another 6 weeks!

Message I got yesterday on Adultwork:

Subject:   ru the one? x


Hey beautiful x How ru? Ru thee for my late night needs? How does ?30 and a big fat cock appeal to u? Theyre all urs until the alcohol n coke run out.........and ill bring them with me btw :-) xx Im Steven. Nice, normal and genuine. Oh n 33, dark hair and white xx

He sounds like a total catch, I don't know how me manage to control ourselves with offers like that...

Message I got yesterday on Adultwork:

Subject:   ru the one? x


Hey beautiful x How ru? Ru thee for my late night needs? How does ?30 and a big fat cock appeal to u? Theyre all urs until the alcohol n coke run out.........and ill bring them with me btw :-) xx Im Steven. Nice, normal and genuine. Oh n 33, dark hair and white xx

No doubt a big fat limp cock if he's on coke!

You must have totally frothed up down below at the thought of that offer 

Message I got yesterday on Adultwork:

Subject:   ru the one? x


Hey beautiful x How ru? Ru thee for my late night needs? How does ?30 and a big fat cock appeal to u? Theyre all urs until the alcohol n coke run out.........and ill bring them with me btw :-) xx Im Steven. Nice, normal and genuine. Oh n 33, dark hair and white xx

I laughed so hard at the end. "I'm nice,normal and genuine....Apart from my drinking and drug issues meaning I can't afford you"

Just had a guy who wants me to visit his home, send a photo of himself and assurances that he is dv cleared and works for the mod rather than sending proof of address, he's already told me a full name and address, but if you have such high security clearance why are you inviting escorts to your home and bragging about where you work?

Just had a guy who wants me to visit his home, send a photo of himself and assurances that he is dv cleared and works for the mod rather than sending proof of address, he's already told me a full name and address, but if you have such high security clearance why are you inviting escorts to your home and bragging about where you work?

I remember the time when client told me he works for MI5  and that he used his work email to contact me. He asked why I replied to his email with name XX Sexy.