See also the main SAAFE.info site for more Support And Advice For Escorts

Author Topic: How not to book an escort,world championships!  (Read 2599920 times)

newbieNW

  • Sr. Member
  • ****
  • Posts: 671
Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #9330 on: 25 May 2016, 08:09:04 am »
An idiot of the highest order.

"I would like to book for three hours - can you send me a face photo?"
Blocked immediately  8) 

K47

  • Full Member
  • ***
  • Posts: 182
Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #9331 on: 25 May 2016, 11:19:25 am »
I just had a text from someone who's never been in touch before that just says:

"Hii can you get young knickers lol x"

Which reminded me, I also got two very similar texts from another number in Feb and Apr that I've since blocked:

"Hey!!! Any younger knickers lol xxxx"
"Hiii can you get young knickers? Lol x"

I assume it's the same guy with a new number, which is now also on my block list.

What are young knickers???

Lushblossom

  • Sr. Member
  • ****
  • Posts: 2,710
Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #9332 on: 25 May 2016, 12:56:55 pm »
I think he may be referring to girls knickers how disgusting what a perv.

Kendra

  • Guest
Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #9333 on: 25 May 2016, 07:33:14 pm »
Hey

I'm not interested in your work, I thought you were cute and might want to go on a date with me? I'm a 20 year old professional from Glasgow.

 ::)

This guy phoned me first to see if I was available tonight but I have someone coming at 8pm so that was the text he sent after he got off the phone.


Red KB

  • Sr. Member
  • ****
  • Posts: 662
Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #9334 on: 26 May 2016, 07:24:30 am »
Text received, blah blah blah, what he wants to do etc but only wants to book 2 hours at first as we haven't met before. 2 hours is a long time when you haven't met before! My auto reply goes out saying I don't accept texts and please call. So he replies to that saying he isn't confident enough to call yet...another auto reply goes out.

An hour later I get the "???" text.
We're women, it's what we do. I just get paid for it.

Just An Escort

  • Sr. Member
  • ****
  • Posts: 297
Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #9335 on: 26 May 2016, 03:20:56 pm »
What are young knickers???

I think he may be referring to girls knickers how disgusting what a perv.

I had no idea - all the "lol" and such made me think it was a teen guy playing a game, I never replied to any of the texts. But yeah sounds like a perv

Kendra

  • Guest
Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #9336 on: 26 May 2016, 11:24:54 pm »
Text....

I know your profile says you don't work past 10pm but are you working now? (It's 11.24pm).

And do you do half hours instead of the hour?

So this guy has actually taken the time to read my profile but hasn't actually respected anything that's on it. I don't know what's worse, those who don't read your profile or those who do but don't care what it says?  ::)
« Last Edit: 27 May 2016, 12:19:27 am by Kendra »

Jill

  • Sr. Member
  • ****
  • Posts: 325
Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #9337 on: 26 May 2016, 11:56:43 pm »
I got the "anal now?" text again today.  I don't do that service but if I did no one sending a message like that would get to see me.
Another caller phoned me today and all I got on answering was "yes mmm where are you?"

If men can not even check who they are talking to or introduce themselves politely then I know from the first few seconds it is not going to work. 

Most of these men are unlikely to be genuine anyway so nothing lost. It just serves to make us appreciate the good guys so much and there are a large number of them out there.


BlaqHarlot

  • Sr. Member
  • ****
  • Posts: 944
Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #9338 on: 27 May 2016, 12:33:04 pm »
"Hi hunny your fit as fuck can I stick my long rod in u soon mmmmm"

Literally just copied and pasted that. Wow. No reply from me lol!

Kendra

  • Guest
Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #9339 on: 27 May 2016, 01:59:49 pm »
Phone call there for a wee ned/chav....

Awrite Kendra ya wee durty, want tae have a 3sum wae...

Phone down and block  ::)

Kendra

  • Guest
Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #9340 on: 27 May 2016, 04:04:32 pm »
Got a text there saying....

Much

That's it, nothing else. Assuming he means how much?  ::)

Jill

  • Sr. Member
  • ****
  • Posts: 325
Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #9341 on: 27 May 2016, 04:30:05 pm »
Got a text there saying....

Much

That's it, nothing else. Assuming he means how much?  ::)

That made me laugh!  You could have replied "lot"

 :D

Rosie13

  • Sr. Member
  • ****
  • Posts: 773
Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #9342 on: 28 May 2016, 02:43:30 pm »
Phone call there for a wee ned/chav....

Awrite Kendra ya wee durty, want tae have a 3sum wae...

Phone down and block  ::)

Sorry but this made me laugh, ya wee durty!

"Have you trimmed or shaved?"

"Shaved."

*client proceeds to give me a closer inspection than any nurse/doctor ever has*

"You've actually done quite a good job, your lady parts look pleasant..."

*client then proceeds to try gnaw my clit off*  :-X

newbieNW

  • Sr. Member
  • ****
  • Posts: 671
Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #9343 on: 30 May 2016, 12:06:27 pm »
A punter with severe anxiety / control issues (appears to be genuine, potentially Asperger's: read an "asshole" in this case - no offence to Asperger's community).  I said, "I normally take phone calls in the morning because I would be busy with my clients in the afternoon".  I offered to speak to him this afternoon if he's free to talk in the afternoon, to which he insisted he wouldn't for "obvious reasons".  He kept ignoring my written reply etc and asked me "so is *** o'clock still ok?" on the date that he specified. Completely ignored my messages (yeah, he read them).  His appointment is like a few days away.  I say, fuck him.  He is as important as a dead fly until he learns a concept of "respect".   8)

Guiltypleasure

  • Sr. Member
  • ****
  • Posts: 1,939
Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #9344 on: 30 May 2016, 03:53:15 pm »
Guy I've seen before who does the 'thumb thing' on my pelvis.....just text ' I like the pic of you in blah blah blah , 'if you had your skirt a little shorter I might be inclined to make a booking' .....oh ok Count Dracula I'll buy a shorter skirt !!!