I just had a text from someone who's never been in touch before that just says:

"Hii can you get young knickers lol x"

Which reminded me, I also got two very similar texts from another number in Feb and Apr that I've since blocked:

"Hey!!! Any younger knickers lol xxxx"
"Hiii can you get young knickers? Lol x"

I assume it's the same guy with a new number, which is now also on my block list.

What are young knickers???

Hey

I'm not interested in your work, I thought you were cute and might want to go on a date with me? I'm a 20 year old professional from Glasgow.

 

This guy phoned me first to see if I was available tonight but I have someone coming at 8pm so that was the text he sent after he got off the phone.

What are young knickers???

I think he may be referring to girls knickers how disgusting what a perv.

I had no idea - all the "lol" and such made me think it was a teen guy playing a game, I never replied to any of the texts. But yeah sounds like a perv

I got the "anal now?" text again today.  I don't do that service but if I did no one sending a message like that would get to see me.
Another caller phoned me today and all I got on answering was "yes mmm where are you?"

If men can not even check who they are talking to or introduce themselves politely then I know from the first few seconds it is not going to work. 

Most of these men are unlikely to be genuine anyway so nothing lost. It just serves to make us appreciate the good guys so much and there are a large number of them out there.

Phone call there for a wee ned/chav....

Awrite Kendra ya wee durty, want tae have a 3sum wae...

Phone down and block 

Got a text there saying....

Much

That's it, nothing else. Assuming he means how much? 

That made me laugh!  You could have replied "lot"

 

A punter with severe anxiety / control issues (appears to be genuine, potentially Asperger's: read an "asshole" in this case - no offence to Asperger's community).  I said, "I normally take phone calls in the morning because I would be busy with my clients in the afternoon".  I offered to speak to him this afternoon if he's free to talk in the afternoon, to which he insisted he wouldn't for "obvious reasons".  He kept ignoring my written reply etc and asked me "so is *** o'clock still ok?" on the date that he specified. Completely ignored my messages (yeah, he read them).  His appointment is like a few days away.  I say, fuck him.  He is as important as a dead fly until he learns a concept of "respect".