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BibiofLeeds

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #9315 on: 24 May 2016, 12:01:31 pm »
From a 0 feedback bloke on AW.Member name TynesideT**.

'I'm the bosses of the bosses in the mafia.I want to take you on a datenight.All expenses paid.Trip to the theatre and nice meal.'

Who knew the big mafia don resided in the UK and Tyneside to boot!I should have replied and said 'Sorry I'm only seeing clients in the Yardies and Yakuza right now.'

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #9316 on: 24 May 2016, 12:09:37 pm »
From a 0 feedback bloke on AW.Member name TynesideT**.

'I'm the bosses of the bosses in the mafia.I want to take you on a datenight.All expenses paid.Trip to the theatre and nice meal.'

Who knew the big mafia don resided in the UK and Tyneside to boot!I should have replied and said 'Sorry I'm only seeing clients in the Yardies and Yakuza right now.'
He sent me a message asking me to join his new agency

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #9317 on: 24 May 2016, 01:06:16 pm »
From a 0 feedback bloke on AW.Member name TynesideT**.

'I'm the bosses of the bosses in the mafia.I want to take you on a datenight.All expenses paid.Trip to the theatre and nice meal.'

Who knew the big mafia don resided in the UK and Tyneside to boot!I should have replied and said 'Sorry I'm only seeing clients in the Yardies and Yakuza right now.'
He sent me a message asking me to join his new agency

That one seems to have done the rounds lol. Total fantasist acting like a big shot. If he met real mafia and yakuza pimps he'd be the first to crap himself.

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #9318 on: 24 May 2016, 02:15:39 pm »
"Can I see you at 5:30 this evening?"

"Sorry, I'm afraid I'm finishing up at 5pm, I've nothing booked for around that time the rest of the week if that would suit?"

"I can't get there till after 5 though...not even a quickie? You know you want to!"

No. No. No. I don't.

Two minutes later...(different caller)

"Hi are you available just now for an incall?"

"Yes, how long for?"

"Oh not long, so let's call it ?20 for a blowjob"

"Let's not."

Five minutes later...

"How big are your puppies?"

"My what?"

"YOUR PUPPIES! HOW BIG ARE THEY?!"


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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #9319 on: 24 May 2016, 02:45:24 pm »
So on Friday, I had a lovely day with no eejits, no thoughtless idiots, no timewasters, no crap full stop for the first time in 5 years.

Well they're making up for it today  ::)

My phone hasn't stopped and only once have I had a phone call from a normal human being and that was someone I had met before, once last week I think but the rest have been driving me nuts.

I met a regular this morning which was lovely but unless someone else I know phones me, I ain't meeting with them cause I'm not in the mood.

I've had a guy wanking on the phone to me!
I've had the creepiest sounding guy ever on the phone to me, creepier than the wanker!
I've had, what can I get for ?20
I've had what do I get for the hour followed by....aye well most profiles are fulla shite after I told him that my profile is very clear!
I've had the hagglers on the phone/text!
I've been called a cum dumpster!
I've had someone bark at me that I've to delete his number after I got back to his missed call within the hour!
I've had a text saying "where do you live". As if I'm gonna send a random stranger my address that I've not even spoken to, that hasn't read my profile, that doesn't have an appointment with me!
I've had a text saying I know you don't like texts but blah blah blah....!

And I can't remember the rest off the top of my head.

Then a guy phones me up asks how I am, how my day is going, talks about the weather and then what I'm up to before I put the phone down on him after I asked him how I could help him but he ignored me and asked me another non related question to a booking/availability/services.

Then I got a text off him apologising for being a genuine gentleman and I felt like total shit and text him apologising for jumping the gun because although he was totally pissing about, he didn't actually do anything wrong so I was the one in the wrong for taking it out on the wrong person so I've decided to stop answering the phone today unless it's someone I know as I don't wanna be a grumpy cow to the wrong people.

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #9320 on: 24 May 2016, 03:36:12 pm »
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Tbh even though he wasn't abusive or rude beating around the bush and not getting to the point is grounds for hanging up on them. It's a business line would he call up the bank to have a nice chat? Argos? The local Pizza Hut? They'd all slam the phone down if he's wasting time and had no business with them. I wouldn't feel that bad about it.

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #9321 on: 24 May 2016, 03:44:55 pm »
From a 0 feedback bloke on AW.Member name TynesideT**.

'I'm the bosses of the bosses in the mafia.I want to take you on a datenight.All expenses paid.Trip to the theatre and nice meal.'

Who knew the big mafia don resided in the UK and Tyneside to boot!I should have replied and said 'Sorry I'm only seeing clients in the Yardies and Yakuza right now.'
I had a bigshot a while ago going on about how high profile he is and is worried about discretion etc etc, he was gonna get his driver to whisk me away after the booking to a world I didn't know existed, apparently he was a football agent, I wouldn't know any football agents if I walked past one! I told him to forget it, make a booking or go away and he text "You really don't care who I am do you?" No!
If something is not perceived it doesn't exist.

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #9322 on: 24 May 2016, 03:45:35 pm »
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Tbh even though he wasn't abusive or rude beating around the bush and not getting to the point is grounds for hanging up on them. It's a business line would he call up the bank to have a nice chat? Argos? The local Pizza Hut? They'd all slam the phone down if he's wasting time and had no business with them. I wouldn't feel that bad about it.

I know, your absolutely right but I just felt bad because he didn't actually do anything bad. Yes he was pissing about but he didn't do anything bad and I shouldn't have took my frustration out on him. If anything, the guy calling me a cum dumpster is the type that deserves a belly full, not the guy who's only talking about the weather etc x

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #9323 on: 24 May 2016, 05:16:53 pm »
"I've had, what can I get for �20"

 I got this one too a couple of weeks ago.  I couldn't resist replying "why don't you pop along to Aldi, you should be able to fill a basket nicely with 20"

He put the phone down, rude caller!  ;D

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #9324 on: 24 May 2016, 10:34:20 pm »
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #9325 on: 24 May 2016, 11:25:59 pm »
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #9326 on: 24 May 2016, 11:51:35 pm »
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #9327 on: 25 May 2016, 12:06:25 am »
I wish I had time to read this whole thread, all 9 thousand pages  :)

Obviously some hilarious and also many very stupid messages and emails. I count myself lucky that I get very few but because of that when a stupid enquiry or comment pops up I am surprised. Usually I refuse even to respond or react so no messages going back and forth. If it is a phone call I deal with it quickly but with good manners.

"Can I book you cos am in the bath having a wank right now" was never going to turn into a meeting.
 "me mate said you're worth a meet" wasn't going to work either. If a "mate" passes on my number to his friend but the friend has not looked at my profile then it is a big no from me. Why do some men say a mate gave them the number, do they not like to admit they have looked at websites?   Weird!  ::)

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #9328 on: 25 May 2016, 12:12:05 am »
I wish I had time to read this whole thread, all 9 thousand pages  :)

Obviously some hilarious and also many very stupid messages and emails. I count myself lucky that I get very few but because of that when a stupid enquiry or comment pops up I am surprised. Usually I refuse even to respond or react so no messages going back and forth. If it is a phone call I deal with it quickly but with good manners.

"Can I book you cos am in the bath having a wank right now" was never going to turn into a meeting.
 "me mate said you're worth a meet" wasn't going to work either. If a "mate" passes on my number to his friend but the friend has not looked at my profile then it is a big no from me. Why do some men say a mate gave them the number, do they not like to admit they have looked at websites?   Weird!  ::)

I wonder if it's certain areas or certain people that attract the madness mostly? I definitely attract it and believe it or not, for all the moaning I do....I usually IGNORE but some times the persistent ones make it very difficult to ignore.

I just thank my stars every day that my actual clients, the ones paying my wages by the time I weed out all the horrible ones are complete gentleman who I really enjoy spending time with but I find this part of the job very difficult to process at times.

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #9329 on: 25 May 2016, 12:42:35 am »
I just had a text from someone who's never been in touch before that just says:

"Hii can you get young knickers lol x"

Which reminded me, I also got two very similar texts from another number in Feb and Apr that I've since blocked:

"Hey!!! Any younger knickers lol xxxx"
"Hiii can you get young knickers? Lol x"

I assume it's the same guy with a new number, which is now also on my block list.