So on Friday, I had a lovely day with no eejits, no thoughtless idiots, no timewasters, no crap full stop for the first time in 5 years.
Well they're making up for it today
My phone hasn't stopped and only once have I had a phone call from a normal human being and that was someone I had met before, once last week I think but the rest have been driving me nuts.
I met a regular this morning which was lovely but unless someone else I know phones me, I ain't meeting with them cause I'm not in the mood.
I've had a guy wanking on the phone to me!
I've had the creepiest sounding guy ever on the phone to me, creepier than the wanker!
I've had, what can I get for ?20
I've had what do I get for the hour followed by....aye well most profiles are fulla shite after I told him that my profile is very clear!
I've had the hagglers on the phone/text!
I've been called a cum dumpster!
I've had someone bark at me that I've to delete his number after I got back to his missed call within the hour!
I've had a text saying "where do you live". As if I'm gonna send a random stranger my address that I've not even spoken to, that hasn't read my profile, that doesn't have an appointment with me!
I've had a text saying I know you don't like texts but blah blah blah....!
And I can't remember the rest off the top of my head.
Then a guy phones me up asks how I am, how my day is going, talks about the weather and then what I'm up to before I put the phone down on him after I asked him how I could help him but he ignored me and asked me another non related question to a booking/availability/services.
Then I got a text off him apologising for being a genuine gentleman and I felt like total shit and text him apologising for jumping the gun because although he was totally pissing about, he didn't actually do anything wrong so I was the one in the wrong for taking it out on the wrong person so I've decided to stop answering the phone today unless it's someone I know as I don't wanna be a grumpy cow to the wrong people.
