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sammy s

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #9270 on: 16 May 2016, 09:40:17 pm »
Just had a client email me who I've never met before and he has no feedback. It says:
"Hi, fancy an evening over a bottle of wine now?"
I emailed back asking how long he wants to book for and that I'd need a bit of time to get ready.
He replies with "oh I just meant meeting up for drinks. Not wanting to book you for sex or anything"

My god!

TrashAzn

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #9271 on: 17 May 2016, 12:08:57 am »
Forgot to turn my work phone off for the night got a call like 10 minutes ago a guy asking if I can do a car meet right now. I don't do car meets and it's late so I'm not working. He carried on begging so just switched the phone off. Looking forward to a barrage to texts tomorrow off him.

Did he just think I'd go out in my pajamas to some car on the street for sex? He sounded like he was slurring a bit too so would probably drive drunk over here it's an accident waiting to happen.
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newbieNW

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #9272 on: 17 May 2016, 09:01:45 am »
1) do you do bareback sex? (blocked)
2) I am 21 years old, is there any age restriction? (get a life)
3)  I'm so and so, can I book to see you? blah blah blah.. he hadn't seen escorts since a few years ago - probably on the dole.

littleminxjennifer

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #9273 on: 17 May 2016, 02:30:07 pm »
I've been on holiday for a week and this is explained clearly on my profile, I even have a holiday dates tab as well that I update along with my description line.

Come back to loads of messages as per!

these made me giggle though

Twat 1
Hi fancy seeing 5 guys tonight? we're pretty full on (I do GFE and nowhere does it suggest I see more than one man at a time)

Twat 2
I look for a good asian muslim girl. Am Kurdish (I'm basically Casper the ghost if I've not been on holiday)

Twat 3
mmmmmmm anal?

really? hahahaha

BJC

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #9274 on: 18 May 2016, 04:50:57 am »
Guy asked for an outcall to somewhere in London. I'm in Leeds and told him so. His reply?:
"Good, ID probably get AIDS from you anyway" I ignored him, and he then proceeded to text me a load of quotes from the Bible about immoral women, sin, etc etc. After the 5th quote I replied to say "I'm sure there's a passage in that book you're quoting about hypocrisy; you were fine associating yourself with an immoral sinner such as myself until you realised that I'm further away than you originally thought. He who is without sin shall cast the first stone, another nugget of wisdom from the text you keep quoting at me. If you're a model Christian you're an embarrassment to your religion." I know I shouldn't have responded, but his hypocrisy and double standards were really grating on me. He then went on to say that God had clearly put me in his path to steer him back away from sin and towards the light again. And if I repent and beg forgiveness now I can be saved, and seeing as he's a good Christian he'd be willing to help and advise me back to God. Wow. Just wow.
I didn't reply again, and he eventually got bored of quoting the Bible at me.
Just when I thought I'd seen it all... Christian Trolls.
They tried to bury us.
They didn't know we were seeds.

lulu7

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #9275 on: 18 May 2016, 04:56:06 am »
I snorted with laughter like a pig when I read that BJC.  ;D

BJC

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #9276 on: 18 May 2016, 05:07:28 am »
I snorted with laughter like a pig when I read that BJC.  ;D
I can laugh at it now, but at the time I was appalled/amazed. The bull I encounter in this profession never ceases to amaze me...
They tried to bury us.
They didn't know we were seeds.

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #9277 on: 18 May 2016, 08:39:53 am »
Just when I thought I'd seen it all... Christian Trolls.

BAHAHAHAHA I needed a laugh this morning, thank you :D x
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #9278 on: 18 May 2016, 11:24:16 am »
Him. How far  from suckyfuckyhall street are you?

Me. Ignore

( Sauchiehall street is a famous shopping street in glasgow ) I assume he is referring to that!
And actually mate I'm miles away, read the profile, knob.
You couldn't make it up

Kendra

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #9279 on: 18 May 2016, 12:23:06 pm »
Guy asked for an outcall to somewhere in London. I'm in Leeds and told him so. His reply?:
"Good, ID probably get AIDS from you anyway" I ignored him, and he then proceeded to text me a load of quotes from the Bible about immoral women, sin, etc etc. After the 5th quote I replied to say "I'm sure there's a passage in that book you're quoting about hypocrisy; you were fine associating yourself with an immoral sinner such as myself until you realised that I'm further away than you originally thought. He who is without sin shall cast the first stone, another nugget of wisdom from the text you keep quoting at me. If you're a model Christian you're an embarrassment to your religion." I know I shouldn't have responded, but his hypocrisy and double standards were really grating on me. He then went on to say that God had clearly put me in his path to steer him back away from sin and towards the light again. And if I repent and beg forgiveness now I can be saved, and seeing as he's a good Christian he'd be willing to help and advise me back to God. Wow. Just wow.
I didn't reply again, and he eventually got bored of quoting the Bible at me.
Just when I thought I'd seen it all... Christian Trolls.

Yip, I got told I was a prostitute (no shit Sherlock), was ugly, had a smelly pussy and that he wanted me dead and hopes a client kills me because I don't do anal or offer taboo sex?? Never met this guy btw.

The way some of them switch from asking a normal (but annoying question when it's something you clearly don't do) to being complete fruit loops.

This happened this morning btw  ::)

Kendall

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #9280 on: 18 May 2016, 12:44:14 pm »
Guy asked for an outcall to somewhere in London. I'm in Leeds and told him so. His reply?:
"Good, ID probably get AIDS from you anyway" I ignored him, and he then proceeded to text me a load of quotes from the Bible about immoral women, sin, etc etc. After the 5th quote I replied to say "I'm sure there's a passage in that book you're quoting about hypocrisy; you were fine associating yourself with an immoral sinner such as myself until you realised that I'm further away than you originally thought. He who is without sin shall cast the first stone, another nugget of wisdom from the text you keep quoting at me. If you're a model Christian you're an embarrassment to your religion." I know I shouldn't have responded, but his hypocrisy and double standards were really grating on me. He then went on to say that God had clearly put me in his path to steer him back away from sin and towards the light again. And if I repent and beg forgiveness now I can be saved, and seeing as he's a good Christian he'd be willing to help and advise me back to God. Wow. Just wow.
I didn't reply again, and he eventually got bored of quoting the Bible at me.
Just when I thought I'd seen it all... Christian Trolls.

Im sure this crank used to message me about how I shouldn't use Christian holidays to promote my heathen business

littleminxjennifer

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #9281 on: 18 May 2016, 02:10:57 pm »
Him. How far  from suckyfuckyhall street are you?

off topic a little. but still kinda relevant, but did you know sauchiehall street and the 2 steets off it (forgotten their names) used to be known as whores walk

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #9282 on: 18 May 2016, 03:42:10 pm »
ugh the christian/religious trolls are the worst.

I once a male christian "friend" find out I was an escort by googling me because of something he saw on my laptop months ago . Then claim he was only trying to help  "lead me from committing sin" even though JUST that morning he had been texting me about how he wanted to SHAG me senseless (even though I had told him I wasn't sexually interested). I guess fornication before marriage isn't a sin..  ::)
When I pointed that out to him and the numerous times he had committed very big sins in my presence he basically gave that same bullshit excuse about "being led astray but now being on the straight and narrow"   :FF

I have a religious upbringing but I tend to stay away from religious people because of this type of  nonsense. Certain people can justify anything to themselves.

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #9283 on: 18 May 2016, 03:59:34 pm »
Recently took a new booking, totally not my type but as far as meets go, he was pleasant. He wanted a massage which isn't really my thing but I obliged. He proceeded to let me know my neighbour is an escort - he then turned round for oral....his jizz was rank. The text I recieved afterwards was "thank you so much for today, I hope I can become a regular to you. Soz for cumming in ur mouth but..." No thanks pal!!

Blonde Floozie

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #9284 on: 18 May 2016, 05:02:43 pm »
"Can I suck on your meat?"   ???

No wonder their wives won't have sex with them  :-X