Had a couple of calls from this guy.... Youngish, I always get him off the phone cos clearly he is wanking down it.
Me: So youve called my appointment line (again) when would you like to visit?
Idiot: Can I (moan) (gasp) as you some questions?
Me:If its pertinent to the booking yes...
Twat: I (ooooh) want to know what panties you will wear for me..
Me: What is it you'd like?
More moaning and me convinced he is a wank fodder twat...
Me:right I'm hanging up now
Him: Im sorry can I book you for 3pm tomo
Me Yes of course, would that be for an hour?
F.Idiot: Can I ask you to do something for me first? Can I send you a photo of my cock and you give me your opinion?
Me: No Ill see it tomorrow at the booking
Him: I thought you'd enjoy seeing it, I'm not like your usual clients..
Me: Laughing big time, How on earth would you know what my clients are like? No matter you won't be one of them
Complete and utter twonk: You're cancelling me?? You should be grateful Im young and fit, make a change from the dirty old men you see !!!
Me: Howling with laughter.... What on earth makes you think my clients are like that?? I have lovely and respectful clients who I happily see... I don't however take booking from complete tossers which is why you're cancelled !!!!
Still laughing, how up himself and brainless was this guy??