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KittenCandy

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #9180 on: 30 April 2016, 08:36:15 pm »
I have it on my profile that I dont respond to texts messages at all in bold and capitals but i still get stupid texts through like this -

idiot number 1) horny fit builder, workin in leices, dare u to bend that bum over for 5 mins and i wank over it......no sex... easy ?3o....gotta try.x (sic)

not sure if thats ?30 or ?3? either way i'll pass tah..

idiot number 2)

1st text) Hi hun dom male from cov here w/e, all very clean n nicely trimmed! If i travel nearly an hr each way will u do me a deal on a min sensual be to comp please? gonna cost me 20 in juice, thank you, love sir x. (sic)

2nd text) edit:15 min

3rd text) edits: not be but bjx

not sure at all what he was trying to say.....but it's a no from me! :FF


I have same request clearly written on my profile too.
but many brainless morons can only text and wank  they can't read

By the looks of it they cannot read,write nor speak properly. I think some of them may even have special needs. Severe dyslexia coupled with something else maybe? :-\ They struggle to communicate effectively with other human beings, I can only think they are nothing but senseless animals.

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #9181 on: 30 April 2016, 09:07:13 pm »


By the looks of it they cannot read,write nor speak properly. I think some of them may even have special needs. Severe dyslexia coupled with something else maybe? :-\ They struggle to communicate effectively with other human beings, I can only think they are nothing but senseless animals.
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #9182 on: 30 April 2016, 10:45:37 pm »
I have it on my profile that I dont respond to texts messages at all in bold and capitals but i still get stupid texts through like this -

idiot number 1) horny fit builder, workin in leices, dare u to bend that bum over for 5 mins and i wank over it......no sex... easy ?3o....gotta try.x (sic)

not sure if thats ?30 or ?3? either way i'll pass tah..

idiot number 2)

1st text) Hi hun dom male from cov here w/e, all very clean n nicely trimmed! If i travel nearly an hr each way will u do me a deal on a min sensual be to comp please? gonna cost me 20 in juice, thank you, love sir x. (sic)

2nd text) edit:15 min

3rd text) edits: not be but bjx

not sure at all what he was trying to say.....but it's a no from me! :FF


I have same request clearly written on my profile too.
but many brainless morons can only text and wank  they can't read

By the looks of it they cannot read,write nor speak properly. I think some of them may even have special needs. Severe dyslexia coupled with something else maybe? :-\ They struggle to communicate effectively with other human beings, I can only think they are nothing but senseless animals.
No, their dicks are so big and they are so good at sex that it's like a parasitic drain from their literacy skills, common problem in men x
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #9183 on: 01 May 2016, 03:26:40 pm »
Texts I got yesterday from an idiot..

him: Hi are you available to meet today and im a caucasian blonde with blue eyes 5ft 10 tall looking for a 1 hour meet today x

me: Yes call me after 2pm

him: great =) I'm also looking for a regular are you always in leeds x

do you like lots of french kissing? is it ok to tease inside your pussy with my finger to make you horny for cock? do you hve a short skirt or tight trousers with a tight cleavage revealing top so we could undress eachother til were completely naked, im also super horny and would like you to be a super horny gfe if possible x

I'm also looking for a regular x

guess youre not interested

thanks anyway



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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #9184 on: 02 May 2016, 05:49:19 pm »
It's always the same conversation isn't it -

Them (in this case, in DM on twitter) - hi can I meet you please?
Me - potentially yes,if you're in London.  Please have a read of my AW where you'll find my booking procedure. Thanks!
Them  - I've read your AW, i just want to ask a question if that's ok
Me (knows it's something about his penis) - yep.
Them - does cock size matter
Me - *block*

Pretty sure all TW read the same manual!

I shouldn't moan, every booking I've had through twitter has been fab and I've found some lovely regulars that way - and they always contact me via email.  I might just stop reading my DM's lol.

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #9185 on: 03 May 2016, 12:13:30 am »
This client kept was texting me for days with pointless texts saying.  You free today? I've told him several times I don't take bookings by text. He texted me again around 12pm:

Him: Hey are you around today?
I ignore his text as it's the millionth time he's asked the same thing but never called me.
Him: I'll call if you are.
Him: Just message me back and I will.
Me: Yes, please call me.
Him: ok, are you around at around 6 or 6:30pm today?
Me: Should be, but please call.
Him: Ok I'll call around 5 pm.
Me: Ok, but I can't hold the booking until you've called me.

He didn't call so I took another booking, then at 5:20pm he texts again:
Him: I'm on my way, will call when I can.
Me: Sorry I took another booking, I did say you needed to call to hold the time slot.
Him: ohh

I mean how stupid is he?  :FF I made it clear he needed to call and he expects me to hold a spot for someone who didn't actually make a booking and wants a non specific time for a slot starting at maybe 6pm or maybe 6:30pm.

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #9186 on: 03 May 2016, 12:19:54 pm »
This is just one line from a message received on Adultwork after I answered a couple of his questions about services and then just said that if he wished to make a booking then to let me know when, how long for, where etc etc:

i will contact you when im ready, i hate it when girls get up tight about needing to know when i will come see them

Apparently it's "uptight" to say that if you'd like to meet you need to let me know when. I doubt he'll ever be in touch again, or will just keep getting in touch now and again to ask stupid questions, he has no feedback and an alias also with no feedback.
I had a guy book and then cancel because I sounded too strict. Apparently asking them to let me know if they're running late is way out of order!
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #9187 on: 03 May 2016, 01:54:04 pm »
This client kept was texting me for days with pointless texts saying.  You free today? I've told him several times I don't take bookings by text. He texted me again around 12pm:

Him: Hey are you around today?
I ignore his text as it's the millionth time he's asked the same thing but never called me.
Him: I'll call if you are.
Him: Just message me back and I will.
Me: Yes, please call me.
Him: ok, are you around at around 6 or 6:30pm today?
Me: Should be, but please call.
Him: Ok I'll call around 5 pm.
Me: Ok, but I can't hold the booking until you've called me.

He didn't call so I took another booking, then at 5:20pm he texts again:
Him: I'm on my way, will call when I can.
Me: Sorry I took another booking, I did say you needed to call to hold the time slot.
Him: ohh

I mean how stupid is he?  :FF I made it clear he needed to call and he expects me to hold a spot for someone who didn't actually make a booking and wants a non specific time for a slot starting at maybe 6pm or maybe 6:30pm.
Sounds like smelly John, one of my clients that doesn't have a single brain cell x
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #9188 on: 03 May 2016, 04:54:30 pm »
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #9189 on: 03 May 2016, 09:32:45 pm »
A nicely composed message on AW at first then this went on daily.  This "man" has seen the same escort three times by using the booking form each time..  On the 3rd day, I started to get annoyed by the lengthy repetitious "fantasist" messages which kept coming.

I don't charge a lot.  This one is exactly the type I could do without.  I tried to put him off today as he's getting creepy by the minute.  He suggested I dressed up in certain way to please him.  I unscheduled the booking immediately.  He sounds like he is in a committed relationship.  Not that I care, made me wonder what a creep he must have been behind her back.  He might have got the hint.  Pity I gave my mobile number already.  I guess I could block him.  That's not the way to book an escort.  Rude and demanding. 

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #9190 on: 04 May 2016, 02:57:02 am »
Guy messaged me via Adultwork late last night, he had no feedback and 3 aliases. He wanted a hour outcall to the city centre (Leeds) not far from me so I agreed. Several messages later, booking 90% arranged- then he dropped a clanger-
"I'd like to extend to an overnight. I've got ?150 on me. Is that OK?"
I informed him that seeing as I charge ?140 for an hour outcall then no, an overnight for a tenner more is definitely not OK.
What do they get out of this?! He honestly can't expect me to say yes, and I don't engage in dirty messaging so I just don't get it...
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #9191 on: 04 May 2016, 05:10:17 am »
Many would avoid anyone with zero rating on AW.  I had an odd chap who didn't have any feedbacks who turned out ok but 99% of them are probably an idiot, who keeps sending messages to us whores just to get some "reaction" to keep them amused in their empty life. 

Do not give them a free entertainment by engaging with them, I would say.  AW should do more in dealing with these annoying users.  If someone joined AW several years ago and had nil rating, never used an escort, it says all.   It should show how many messages they sent out to escorts, since which year, how many bookings they made etc (likely nil).  Enough work to deal with problem-punters. 

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #9192 on: 04 May 2016, 07:31:57 am »
Many would avoid anyone with zero rating on AW.  I had an odd chap who didn't have any feedbacks who turned out ok but 99% of them are probably an idiot, who keeps sending messages to us whores just to get some "reaction" to keep them amused in their empty life. 

Do not give them a free entertainment by engaging with them, I would say.  AW should do more in dealing with these annoying users.  If someone joined AW several years ago and had nil rating, never used an escort, it says all.   It should show how many messages they sent out to escorts, since which year, how many bookings they made etc (likely nil).  Enough work to deal with problem-punters.

AW does give that information. You have to click on their name or something. But it tells you when they joined, how many emails they've sent, and how many bookings they've made.

Obviously, there are those who never book through the system but those guys tend to call, anyway. Since quite a few escorts will insist on booking via AW I think it's unlikely that a guy who has been on there for a year or more and sent out plenty of emails wouldn't have made at least a booking or two.

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #9193 on: 04 May 2016, 09:29:10 am »
all from same number:

Missed call at 12.20am
text: 12.25 u free
two missed calls at 2.04am
text: 6.27am ?

Nothing irritates me more than "?" !


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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #9194 on: 04 May 2016, 10:37:32 am »
Via text 'What can you do for me?' Er read the profile that gives you some clues dickhead!