Lol I know, what an oddball!

Nia... He wouldn't be my boyfriend in the first place !! Hahaha, x

Quote from: mature helen on 26 April 2016, 12:31:06 pm

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Can u do 15 minute for ?30 of no sex or oral, just u squat above my face so I can rim u and u spit on me x

WTF is wrong with these men?

I do this, not saying you should but it's quite common in my bookings and easy! X

Would you do it for ?30?? PM me your tel number I will pass it on to him lol x

Yep for 40 no probs lol.Just another stupid haggler though really.They think it's like buying a rug at a Moroccan Bazaar!

I tried to come last time it didnt seem discreet enough, is ur back door at the back of ur house?

This from a man I had saved in my phone as no show addy collector.

Had enough of them twits today gonna get my pjs on and munch on chocolate.

Please tell me I'm not the only one who got this... (PS: my name isn't Lorraine and have no idea who this person is)

Action.
Your dirty black panties are pulled down between your legs. They are sticky as fuck and have stains of your cream in the gussett. Say sniff my knickers but dont tell my son i let you smell my fanny
Enter me.
Oh lorraine. Your sexy as fuck. Your my mates mum ive fancied since i saw your tits and used vibrator i sniffed and licked clean to taste your pussy
You say does my fanny smell fishy like the filty babysitter trish said her panties stink of when she left them on your bed after she slept over one night to seduce you after she saw you wanking with her wet undies while she was in the bath but wanted to see if i would shag her older mucky minge my masturbation made moslty musky minge moist mummys middle made milk making man made mucky movies massivley made in minges my mates mums make me maybe meet your female fanny and filthy fuck from first fanny found fishy and forever favourite fantasie for friends forty fuckable feel from her black dirty panties i sniffed after lorraine got undressed and took a piss i would love to find flirty fingers finally feel fanny from fishy lorraines minge my nose was sniffing as she was saying smell my fanny as i spunked up her cunt that id only had cum for in her smelly knickers that were wet and warm and wanted to wank with her aroma as she was so smelly and sexy after her gussett stains were so sticky and sniffed after stopping seeing spunk simaliar sloppy smears since sadly snatches seen and shagged were soley a slag some horny girl my age let me fuck her but never knew if her pussy was smelly and tasty until my mates mums cream was cummed for by smelling her moist undies you may chose the scence where i spunk up your cunt while im sniffing the smell and saying oh lorraine your fannys smelly and fishy and she says ssh my sons downtairs. Spunk up his mum. Smell my finger. Sniff it. Smell my bum. My seven inch cock shoots my load up your holes showing the sticky shots slowly seep from you twat as ive show a sniff of smelly knickers shoved in my face to shag your minge in a movie made matures musky minges make my mastyrbation made real if her fanny smells like my mates mums knickers i wanked loads for lorraines panties and still would shag her if she let my 32 yr old cock go in her 58 yr old holes. Xxx

On the subject of freebie hunters:

''Hi Curvygal, we met before, you visited me at my place in ****** *****.  I wanted to see what you're up to tonight''
''Hi **, Oh yes I remember (I don't really, but what else am I going to say?). It's nice to hear from you how have you been?
Yes I am available tonight''
''Great!  But are you going to charge me this time lol''
''erm, of course?''
''Oh babe, I thought we'd be meeting for fun ''

I swear, he actually put the sad face emoji!

And a random text from a regular who won't be a regular if he keeps this shit up:  ''Do you ever just do it because, like, you're horny lol''

Please tell me I'm not the only one who got this... (PS: my name isn't Lorraine and have no idea who this person is)

Action.
Your dirty black panties are pulled down between your legs. They are sticky as fuck and have stains of your cream in the gussett. Say sniff my knickers but dont tell my son i let you smell my fanny
Enter me.
Oh lorraine. Your sexy as fuck. Your my mates mum ive fancied since i saw your tits and used vibrator i sniffed and licked clean to taste your pussy
You say does my fanny smell fishy like the filty babysitter trish said her panties stink of when she left them on your bed after she slept over one night to seduce you after she saw you wanking with her wet undies while she was in the bath but wanted to see if i would shag her older mucky minge my masturbation made moslty musky minge moist mummys middle made milk making man made mucky movies massivley made in minges my mates mums make me maybe meet your female fanny and filthy fuck from first fanny found fishy and forever favourite fantasie for friends forty fuckable feel from her black dirty panties i sniffed after lorraine got undressed and took a piss i would love to find flirty fingers finally feel fanny from fishy lorraines minge my nose was sniffing as she was saying smell my fanny as i spunked up her cunt that id only had cum for in her smelly knickers that were wet and warm and wanted to wank with her aroma as she was so smelly and sexy after her gussett stains were so sticky and sniffed after stopping seeing spunk simaliar sloppy smears since sadly snatches seen and shagged were soley a slag some horny girl my age let me fuck her but never knew if her pussy was smelly and tasty until my mates mums cream was cummed for by smelling her moist undies you may chose the scence where i spunk up your cunt while im sniffing the smell and saying oh lorraine your fannys smelly and fishy and she says ssh my sons downtairs. Spunk up his mum. Smell my finger. Sniff it. Smell my bum. My seven inch cock shoots my load up your holes showing the sticky shots slowly seep from you twat as ive show a sniff of smelly knickers shoved in my face to shag your minge in a movie made matures musky minges make my mastyrbation made real if her fanny smells like my mates mums knickers i wanked loads for lorraines panties and still would shag her if she let my 32 yr old cock go in her 58 yr old holes. Xxx

That made me laugh and feel sick at the same time!!

Some men are so disgusting LOL