On the subject of freebie hunters:
''Hi Curvygal, we met before, you visited me at my place in ****** *****. I wanted to see what you're up to tonight''
''Hi **, Oh yes I remember (I don't really, but what else am I going to say?). It's nice to hear from you how have you been?
Yes I am available tonight''
''Great! But are you going to charge me this time lol''
''erm, of course?''
''Oh babe, I thought we'd be meeting for fun
''
I swear, he actually put the sad face emoji!
And a random text from a regular who won't be a regular if he keeps this shit up: ''Do you ever just do it because, like, you're horny lol''