This self entitled douche bag who I shouldn't gone on to take a booking from (lesson learned!):

I can come in anytime whatever is suitable for you. I would also like you to give me blow job without a condom please and I want to be your regular customer just give me something special so I can come to you every week.
Thanks X

I told him I offer the same good service to everyone and have plenty of regular clients who come back despite the fact I did nothing different or special with them! And of course he no showed

Quote from: Gizzi on 02 April 2016, 10:59:02 pm

Quote from: Aqua Allegoria on 02 April 2016, 04:41:41 pm

Hi could you do my fantasy? I would love you to make me watch you crush my toy cars under your bum while you tell me its for the best as I'm too old for them now. Could you do that? Xxx

He's on a roll again I got the same yesterday. I wonder if anyone ever replies to him?

I just had him as well.I'm quite intrigued as to how he expects an arse to crush toy cars.Are they made of cardboard or something?

I actually replied to him when I got it ages ago saying something like it sounded painful, he said I could wear jeans to do it 

via email

Him:

Hello,

May I request more picture or any social media account with your pictures and daily life pics..

I am really looking forward for sessions in future..

Thanks!

Me:

wtf 

Just had this arrogant fool.

Him: hi i can split journey on sunday evening + wondered if u were close to station?
t y xx

Me:    Hello, as you can see from my profile:
"Now offering incalls in a private city centre apartment with secure entry within walking distance of the train station."
When would suit you for a booking and how long would you like?
Nova

Him:    
t b h to be chided for not absorbing yr profile totally doesn't really work 4 me

thanks anyway

Me: From someone with 3 aliases who has sent 1461 emails from this one alone and has only 2 feedback - I wasn't really expecting this to amount to anything anyway.
Bye.

Ha ha! He hasn't 'absorbed my profile totally.' How about just reading it, even once?

Me: From someone with 3 aliases who has sent 1461 emails from this one alone and has only 2 feedback - I wasn't really expecting this to amount to anything anyway.
Bye.

Ha ha! He hasn't 'absorbed my profile totally.' How about just reading it, even once?

Reading your profile is far too complex for his retarded brain, and he wonders why he can't get anyone to let him book...




Another email received via adultwork: Hello do you see younger guys I'm wanting to book if you do.

Looked at his profile he's 21, it says clearly on mine that I don't see anyone under 25 with no exceptions! 

"babe, ring me for great time"

seeing as you only have -4 feedback then NOOOOO

"Hello there, I just rang you and sending this email regarding whether you'll be able to do my fetish! I have a huge foot/nylon fetish but more than anything I have a huge giantess fetish, where I wish to be shrunken down by you and get to go in between your toes and fit inside your shoes with your feet"

Sure I'll get some of my magic shrinking powder & away we go  getting all the windup merchants today.

Brilliant, needed a good laugh today