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trashbaby

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #9090 on: 14 April 2016, 06:14:00 pm »
Had someone ring me at 8am, I text back and asked him to ring back after 9am if he wanted to see me. He immediately rung back twice, so I ignored him. He called back in the afternoon and I was bored so answered him and arranged the booking, but ended up cancelling. Had a bad feeling about it, if he couldn't follow my instructions re booking it's unlikely he would have respected my boundaries.
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Bella.X

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #9091 on: 15 April 2016, 11:10:58 am »
Quote from: Nia Hope on 29 March 2016, 03:57:41 pm
Email yesterday,
Him "See you do prostate massage, how you do this?"
Me "Yes, I massage your prostate with my finger"
Him "Where is it?"
 ???
I'm actually laughing out loud
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #9092 on: 15 April 2016, 04:36:38 pm »
Him: I can't be bothered to text you anymore so want to know when you're working as you text and said all over the weekend
Me: Yes I am working tomorrow and Sunday over the weekend
Him: (In a deadly serious tone) well that's not the whole weekend and therefore is false advertising
Me: (in shock otherwise would have replied with something witty) I apologise for misleading
Him: I want a HJ so tell me what times you are working. I can't give you any notice so you'll have to be ready
Me: I'm sorry but cannot forsee exactly what I will be doing at every precise second of the weekend but will be watching F1 so not working while that's on
Him: Fine, just wank me while it's on
Me: I don't think you understand me, I want to watch it. Call me over the weekend


Am sitting here now waiting for a call from Trading Standards about my false advertising. :FF
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KittenCandy

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #9093 on: 15 April 2016, 08:26:06 pm »
Quote from: Tinkerbell on 14 April 2016, 11:09:13 am
2.57am 'Are you awake?'
3.43am 'wakey wakey'
4.05am 'forget it, I've had a wank'.

What is wrong with people??

The majority of these men are psychotic tbh.
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #9094 on: 15 April 2016, 09:33:44 pm »
Quote from: MrsTomHardy on 08 April 2016, 03:36:08 am
Would you do an outcall to me tonight? Id come to you but im on tag.
Oh lordy lord!

Aw ive seen a few guys with a Tag they were lovely and really embarrassed about it - I didn't like to ask what it was for though
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Hannaah

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #9095 on: 15 April 2016, 10:47:51 pm »
1:

 Hi Hannah
I'm *** I have the following fantasise and hope you are the girl to help me with it. ( it's nothing really weird )
I would li,e to come to your house and find you waiting on the floor naked except for a pair of killer heels, kneeling down ankles touching knees spread with your hands on your head. I would like the way we talk to one another to be in a sub/ Dom way, I would like the meeting to include oral and sex with some spanking ( you receiving ) nothing Heavy though, and anything else's you feel will contribute to the experience would be greatly appreciated. I would like this as an incall on a one hour basis hope to hear back from you soon
Regards ***

Yes, I'll just open the door magically shall I? And let all the neighbours see in that im naked on the floor they must want to see that? Oh and lets not forget im happy to start off like this before even being paid. Can't wait!

2: Ring me. My number is ***

No thanks!

3: I want a sub slut to abuse. Convince me this is you.

Erm, no. So much no.
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Teddy Bear

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #9096 on: 17 April 2016, 04:30:12 am »
"So because I'm paying you have to do whatever I say without argument right? If I want to fuck without a condom you have to do it and I can keep going and going until you are sore right? Even if you start to bleed then I don't have to stop right?

That's right (sarcasm)

Great because I want to fuck you til you bleed you slag, what's your address?

34 Go Fuck Yourself Lane *CLICK AND BLOCK*"

How do they tie their own shoes of a morning with brains that small?

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Shewolf

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #9097 on: 17 April 2016, 11:33:16 am »
That is awful. Your reply was spot on.

That kind of guy should be reported to the police as it's abuse I think xx
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Curvygal

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #9098 on: 17 April 2016, 11:37:26 pm »
Quote from: Teddy Bear on 17 April 2016, 04:30:12 am
"So because I'm paying you have to do whatever I say without argument right? If I want to fuck without a condom you have to do it and I can keep going and going until you are sore right? Even if you start to bleed then I don't have to stop right?

That's right (sarcasm)

Great because I want to fuck you til you bleed you slag, what's your address?

34 Go Fuck Yourself Lane *CLICK AND BLOCK*"

How do they tie their own shoes of a morning with brains that small?

Wow.  He sounds like such a great guy!  :FF
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Curvygal

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #9099 on: 18 April 2016, 12:22:46 am »
Twat :  'What are your rates please?'
Me:  'If you're in (my town) it's ?xx for half an hour or ?xx for an hour'
Twat :  'Send me your face pic and I'll decide if you are worth it'

Charmer eh?
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Red KB

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #9100 on: 18 April 2016, 10:05:48 am »
Calls at 4am. Auto text advises I am not available until 10am. Calls again later when I have finished and my auto reply goes out advising I am not available until the next day. Calls another 3 times. So I block the number. Checked block log this morning. 20 blocked calls from number within 10 minutes! Glad I blocked! 
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seleranda

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #9101 on: 19 April 2016, 12:12:06 pm »
Quote from: Curvygal on 18 April 2016, 12:22:46 am
Twat :  'What are your rates please?'
Me:  'If you're in (my town) it's ?xx for half an hour or ?xx for an hour'
Twat :  'Send me your face pic and I'll decide if you are worth it'

Charmer eh?

'No, instead you send me your face pic and some descriptive bedroom skills and I'll decide if such an asshole is worth my time for only ?xx.' Not.
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Marianne

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #9102 on: 19 April 2016, 12:21:07 pm »
Text "r u avail?"

I was amazed he managed the punctuation since finishing an actual word seemed beyond him  :FF
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #9103 on: 19 April 2016, 08:10:19 pm »
Wow!Some real charmers out there!Bloke via AW email with 10 positive feedbacks that bang on about what a nice bloke he is to boot!
Hey fatso,
Your place Friday
9pm
Bring a cigar!!

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seleranda

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #9104 on: 20 April 2016, 08:13:24 am »
Quote from: BibiofLeeds on 19 April 2016, 08:10:19 pm
Wow!Some real charmers out there!Bloke via AW email with 10 positive feedbacks that bang on about what a nice bloke he is to boot!
Hey fatso,
Your place Friday
9pm
Bring a cigar!!

I know you already got all excited about this tempting offer, but... don't bring the cigar! An accident might happen and end up burning his remaining braincell  :P
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