I probably should've stopped replying to this guy sooner, but it took me a moment to twig he was wanting to meet for free!
Smug git: I shall book you in for a good fuck x
(I replied that if he wanted to make a booking let me know the details)
[We had a bit of back and forth about how naughty and exciting people who look like me are]
Me: Let me know if you'd like to make a booking and we can go from there x
SG: Well you let me know if you would like a bit of excitement and a good fucking and we can go from there x
Me: It doesn't really work like that but if you'd like to meet then take a read of my profile for a better idea of what you can expect and then get back to me if you'd like to book x
SG: .same for me, but if you like excitement and am a normal girl that still needs it, click here to be excited and get a pic
x (this text made me think maybe I was being spammed by one of those porn bots or something but there was no link so I was just confused)
Me: Are you are a real person? (because of the bot thing, lol!)
SG: Of course I real person that would like knows you have needs too and Wang exciting
Me: Ok, well you sound like your trying to spam me? Anyway, I'm a professional escort so although I enjoy my job I don't meet up "for fun", if you'd like to meet me then let me know the details I asked for and I'll get back to you then x
SG: Lol ok, well if you ever need excitement other then a prevy old man, you let me know and I sure you can experience some fun too x
Me: I meet plenty of lovely clients thanks so I don't have time for meeting for fun. Thanks for your interest, maybe try a swinging site or hookup site if you want to meet just for fun. x
SG: But everyone needs fun, not just for money, that's a job. I done need a hookup site,.as I can do ok without one. But your a pretty lady that still needs excitement regardless of your job.x
Me: Would you ask a builder to come work on your house for fun? I am a full time escort and this number is for sensible clients to make a booking. Please don't contact me again.
SG: (he had to get the last word of course!) Hardly the same comparison ha. Sadly I am.neither old or desperate and just wanted to add excitement in your life
That's OK random Smug Git, I don't think I'd get much excitement in my life meeting you for free.