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geordie

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #9015 on: 01 April 2016, 03:14:08 pm »
Just had a phone call from someone ringing off a phone in India ask a barage of stupid questions.

'Are you a genuine student or do you just say you are to make money? Are you white? Are you sure you're white? I want a regular relationship, not just a one off. What size knickers are you? I like dirty knickers can I buy some from you? Will they be marked?'

Don't know how or why I managed to stay on the phone throughout that but the marked knickers comment was the final straw. Then I realised it was an Indian number.

I hate Vivastreet.
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Nova

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #9016 on: 01 April 2016, 07:02:06 pm »
Quote from: katrina on 31 March 2016, 11:40:26 pm
Text (of many)  from someone who has booked 6 weeks in advance: "Hi Kat, just wanted to say I'm not bad looking. I'm 5.10 tall, shaved head, slim to medium, I'm clean shaven, don't smoke,, mouth fresh for us snogging, see you soon love *his name*"  Is it just me or does anyone else not give a flying fuck what a paying client looks like?!!

Exactly. I wonder if he would tell his mechanic all this before taking his car in for an MOT or say it over the phone when booking at a table at a restaurant.
Why would any service professional give a stuff about what their clients look like?
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Shewolf

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #9017 on: 01 April 2016, 10:04:46 pm »
Quote from: Nova on 01 April 2016, 07:02:06 pm
Quote from: katrina on 31 March 2016, 11:40:26 pm
Text (of many)  from someone who has booked 6 weeks in advance: "Hi Kat, just wanted to say I'm not bad looking. I'm 5.10 tall, shaved head, slim to medium, I'm clean shaven, don't smoke,, mouth fresh for us snogging, see you soon love *his name*"  Is it just me or does anyone else not give a flying fuck what a paying client looks like?!!

Exactly. I wonder if he would tell his mechanic all this before taking his car in for an MOT or say it over the phone when booking at a table at a restaurant.
Why would any service professional give a stuff about what their clients look like?

Reply to him:
Hello, I really don't give a flying fuck what you look like as long as you don't stink and have a wad for me.

('snogging': Finger/throat etc)
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Hannaah

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #9018 on: 02 April 2016, 12:03:27 am »
him-Hi dear when are u free and whats included??"
- I'm available monday to friday throughout the day. Please check profile for info.
him- hi dear I want  to book you for tomorrow and i'm looking for swallow and watersports how much would that be? wt time??
-please check profile for info, prices and availability.

Was so tempted to reply saying unfortuantely saturday falls outside of monday -friday this week please learn the days of the week.  ::)
« Last Edit: 02 April 2016, 12:07:15 am by hannah13 »
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BJC

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #9019 on: 02 April 2016, 12:46:14 am »
I had a typical time waster cancel and ask to rearrange for next week, then started with the endless questions about what I do, how I'll do it etc...
"All info is on my profile"
"I'm driving atm babe can't you just tell me now"
"Well luckily you have between now and next week to read my profile so I'm sure you'll find time"

Needless to say I didn't hear from him after that! It really does make me laugh when they think that they're the first to try and waste my time and that I'll fall for their bull...
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Just An Escort

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #9020 on: 02 April 2016, 02:32:44 am »
Not seen this gem posted here before - even though it is a clear copy+paste job!


Hi, hope you are well.

If you are owner without mortgage of your house, have a boyfriend/married or work for someone, so ignore this message. Bye bye^^

But If you are 100% independent, live in your home by paying rent/credit or living with someone, continue to read.

Soon, i will mounting a personal "harem". The job of the escort will be:

- Give service any time
- Living with me (start for 3 month in begin)

The advantage:
- Living in big house WITHOUT pay anything (no bills, no rent etc..)
- Get ?1300 in the end of month (can increase after 6 month)
- 30 days off in years
- take care mutually

Think carefully and give me your answer.

KissXxX
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BibiofLeeds

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #9021 on: 02 April 2016, 02:42:27 am »
I've thought carefully and my answer is 'Ha ha ha happy April 1st assclown' and block! :D
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Miss Carolines secret

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #9022 on: 02 April 2016, 07:45:46 am »
So many hi babes what's ya postcode texts or calls that are so dodgy asking for postcode to book I don't bother sending they don't bother contacting again  ::)
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seleranda

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #9023 on: 02 April 2016, 10:00:58 am »
Quote from: geordie on 01 April 2016, 03:14:08 pm
'Are you a genuine student or do you just say you are to make money?

Just rude.

Quote from: geordie on 01 April 2016, 03:14:08 pm
Are you white? Are you sure you're white?

This is amazing. 'Are you sure you're white?'... Actually laughing here. Brilliant. I'm so gonna use this formula if someone starts to show off about their skills, looks, etc.
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geordie

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #9024 on: 02 April 2016, 11:19:58 am »
Quote from: seleranda on 02 April 2016, 10:00:58 am
Quote from: geordie on 01 April 2016, 03:14:08 pm
'Are you a genuine student or do you just say you are to make money?

Just rude.

Quote from: geordie on 01 April 2016, 03:14:08 pm
Are you white? Are you sure you're white?

This is amazing. 'Are you sure you're white?'... Actually laughing here. Brilliant. I'm so gonna use this formula if someone starts to show off about their skills, looks, etc.
I should have hung up after the first question to save my poor ears I don't know how I managed to listen for so long. My reply to the white issue was 'I think I know my own skin colour'. I mean there's pics of me on there. If he had done a search he's find the same pictures + more on various websites all watermarked with white skin. Idiot
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Aqua Allegoria

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #9025 on: 02 April 2016, 04:41:41 pm »

Hi could you do my fantasy? I would love you to make me watch you crush my toy cars under your bum while you tell me its for the best as I'm too old for them now. Could you do that? Xxx
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Nova

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #9026 on: 02 April 2016, 05:49:55 pm »
Quote from: Aqua Allegoria on 02 April 2016, 04:41:41 pm

Hi could you do my fantasy? I would love you to make me watch you crush my toy cars under your bum while you tell me its for the best as I'm too old for them now. Could you do that? Xxx

This guy has been listed on this thread aaaages ago.
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Aqua Allegoria

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #9027 on: 02 April 2016, 06:49:42 pm »
Quote from: Nova on 02 April 2016, 05:49:55 pm
Quote from: Aqua Allegoria on 02 April 2016, 04:41:41 pm

Hi could you do my fantasy? I would love you to make me watch you crush my toy cars under your bum while you tell me its for the best as I'm too old for them now. Could you do that? Xxx

This guy has been listed on this thread aaaages ago.

Was he? Lol I should go through the whole thread:)
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Hannaah

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #9028 on: 02 April 2016, 07:03:17 pm »
Hi I have a strange fantasy I was wondering if you'd be up for.

I'd like to wrestle each other and whoever submits will have to work on the other person's body part of their choosing for however long they choose. I'd also like to smother each other constantly throughout this.
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Aqua Allegoria

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #9029 on: 02 April 2016, 10:20:47 pm »
Crying fetish?
I'm so out of patience atm I just block them without thinking. But had that one who has a crying fetish (???!!!!). Wanted to WATCH me cry and asked what he had to do to make me cry and how long I could keep on crying...?!

Seriously?!
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