He does have a point Latrice lol....

Quote from: katrina on 29 March 2016, 10:13:45 pm

Had a text off a real charmer: "Whats your name"

I sometimes reply with Gertrude if I'm feeling sarcastic.

I'd try 'Dave.' Or possibly 'Stanislav.'

Ha what about Phil McCavity?

Quote from: BibiofLeeds on 31 March 2016, 09:35:25 am

Ha what about Phil McCavity?

That's the one!

Or Phil McCracken 

What is it with blokes who ring you 2 days running aaking the exact same thing and then deny they have rung you before?Caught one out today and informed him we had spoken yesterday..'Er have we?' Asked him if he had been ringing alot of ladies the past 2 days...only the ones I really like....

" can I ruin you?"........ oh lord  x

After asking about some specific services this guy text back:

"That's good n can't wait to see ur sexy body n to fuck u hard even ur mouth xx"
I told him I offer GFE and not the sort of services he is looking for so I'm not the girl for him, his reply:
"Ok sorry but like to be friends if nothing else x"
"Can we start again x"

I've told him I don't have time to chat but if he wants to make a booking with services I actually offer then get back to me!

Text (of many)  from someone who has booked 6 weeks in advance: "Hi Kat, just wanted to say I'm not bad looking. I'm 5.10 tall, shaved head, slim to medium, I'm clean shaven, don't smoke,, mouth fresh for us snogging, see you soon love *his name*"  Is it just me or does anyone else not give a flying fuck what a paying client looks like?!!

Yeh, and when they offer to send a photo I always say there's no need! I've had two guys in as many days write me super long messages on AW that include detailed descriptions of themselves as well as gushing about how much they wish to meet me - I just replied to the pertinent information in their messages and ignored the surplus gushing. One replied but the other hasn't as yet.