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Shewolf

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #8970 on: 23 March 2016, 09:52:54 pm »
Text today - "DD/lg session in E10. Any time you are available"

Why yes of course, stranger who can't even be bothered to introduce himself properly, I'll be right over  ::) (just to clarify this is a service I offer but this is no way to ask for it!!)

I agree. Ignorant Bar Steward.
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Fabulassie

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #8971 on: 24 March 2016, 07:32:42 am »
swindon guy is back with the sammmmmmmmmme copy and pasted email:

Hello

I am scheduled to stay in a hotel in Swindon, Wiltshire on business in the next few weeks.

I appreciate the distance and I wondering whether you would be interested in an outcall appointment (for a few hours or even longer..overnight?) which could involve dinner?

I am looking for someone who is passionate, confident, happy to take the lead (or not) likes role play, is imaginative, is discretely naughty outside of the bedroom and a very very naughty lady inside the bedroom. I am an open book and love all ideas!!

In terms of outfit for the evening, perhaps you have a sexy dress or skirt and blouse (without underwear?)

I enjoy deep French kissing, owo, and much more and importantly I love pleasing a woman to ensure she too enjoys the experience (its not all about me!!:).

Thanks


SAME EMAIL EVERY TIME

Yeah, me too a couple of weeks ago.

When we had public comments for verified members there were a lot of people saying they'd gotten the email.


Emma_C

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #8972 on: 24 March 2016, 08:45:58 am »
Text today - "DD/lg session in E10. Any time you are available"

Why yes of course, stranger who can't even be bothered to introduce himself properly, I'll be right over  ::) (just to clarify this is a service I offer but this is no way to ask for it!!)

What does "dd/lg" mean?

Red KB

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #8973 on: 24 March 2016, 09:21:29 am »
Text today - "DD/lg session in E10. Any time you are available"

Why yes of course, stranger who can't even be bothered to introduce himself properly, I'll be right over  ::) (just to clarify this is a service I offer but this is no way to ask for it!!)

What does "dd/lg" mean?
Daddy dom, little girl? Accorinding to the search I did.
We're women, it's what we do. I just get paid for it.

MsDee

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #8974 on: 24 March 2016, 10:49:27 am »
So this just happened...

Hi if I book a hotel room could you come and dominate me make me dress in slutty women's cloths put make up on me then useing a chain and 2 combination padlocks which you change the code on the locks so only you know it chain me to the toilet so I'll be trapped like that then you walk out the room close the door leaving there so it will be up to you if you leave me there till the cleaners find me or you could text me the code so I can free myself

Hmmmmm let me think about it.  NOT!

Roxy101

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #8975 on: 24 March 2016, 01:28:23 pm »
Text exchange just now.

Idiot: are you available now and what part of xxx are you in?
Me: I am and I'm near xxx
Idiot: do you do cim and swallow ?
(Ignored because he obviously hasn't read my profile)
Idiot: ?
Idiot: ??
Me: I don't
Him: so you do cim ?
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cherryfcuk

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #8976 on: 24 March 2016, 09:19:18 pm »
idiot - I will put the booking through but I don't have a phone right now but if you have an iphone you can message me through iMessage.... Is that ok?

more - Aww I see, no problem,

Can I provisional book and hopefully by wednesday I'll have a phone?
Also could you have iMessage by any chance?

me -    
sorry but im not going to take a booking for you to potentially cancel. But please contact me when you have a phone. No i dont have imessenger.

GET A PHONE

KittenCandy

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #8977 on: 25 March 2016, 12:21:04 am »
Been having gorillas  leave voicemail of them sex talking and wanking? I never listen to it full, so soon as I hear a deep sigh and you look sexy I just delete it straight away. So now these losers are getting off on leaving you naughty voicemails? :'( How does this satisfy them? There is an internet full of free porn. Nothing off limits. Like you can literally get visuals of anything you fancy. Yet you waste minutes leaving a voicemail for an escort?  They are so fucking retarded. I swear men are just naturally thick. I feel sorry for these poor buggers.  :FF Stupid attention seeking motherfuckers. Sigh! Like babies crying to get attention from their mothers.  ::)

Just An Escort

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #8978 on: 25 March 2016, 01:27:04 am »
What is with guys who get in touch after your working hours, ask if you're available and when you tell them your working hours they come back with "too late for tonight then?" :FF

Hannaah

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #8979 on: 25 March 2016, 11:26:24 am »
text recieved:

"looks for sloppy bj cim"

Shewolf

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #8980 on: 25 March 2016, 01:37:58 pm »
Been having gorillas  leave voicemail of them sex talking and wanking? I never listen to it full, so soon as I hear a deep sigh and you look sexy I just delete it straight away. So now these losers are getting off on leaving you naughty voicemails? :'( How does this satisfy them? There is an internet full of free porn. Nothing off limits. Like you can literally get visuals of anything you fancy. Yet you waste minutes leaving a voicemail for an escort?  They are so fucking retarded. I swear men are just naturally thick. I feel sorry for these poor buggers.  :FF Stupid attention seeking motherfuckers. Sigh! Like babies crying to get attention from their mothers.  ::)

Invest in a whistle  ;D x

seleranda

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #8981 on: 25 March 2016, 04:00:43 pm »
'Send me a picture of your face and if I've never fucked anyone prettier I'll book you for half an hour.'

Reply: Send me a picture of your face and if I haven't fucked anyone prettier today I might let you book for half an hour.

K47

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #8982 on: 25 March 2016, 08:41:29 pm »
Guy calls, sounds alright on the phone except for calling me 'darling' which I normally take as a bad sign, but done nothing today so thought I'd give him a chance, arranged the time etc, sent him my postcode. Then he text

him: I dont want massage just sex
me: ? i don't do massage
him: owo?
me: obviously you haven't read my profile at all so please don't contact me again
him: i'm just double checking
him: so?
me: no
him: ok fuck off

nice! I knew the 'darling' was a warning sign. I swear every guy I've ever had that has called me darling, sweetheart, babe or whatever has been an arsehole

littleminxjennifer

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #8983 on: 26 March 2016, 12:39:04 pm »
old guy has tried to call a few times and left voicemails.  finally got through to me yesterday.

i explained my phone was only ever on while i was working and that i didn't take much work as i wanted to keep everything very low key and discreet.

his enquiry was all fine and he seemed really pleasant then BAM... and of course i'm a pensioner and my wife isn't interested in sex any longer, and the lady i used to see has retired.

he continues with more dull, unnecessary gubbins i really don't need to know befire heading into a story of how the last lady would have a nice chat and a cuppa with him after they'd finished, and that he was a pension (yeah, heard you first time mate) so would we be able to come to an arrangement as he would be seeing me every month to 6 weeks and i was a little more expensive than the last lady

think my diary will be full now when he calls.  i hate hagglers

Shewolf

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #8984 on: 26 March 2016, 12:48:08 pm »
Tell him you actually charge more for clients over 65 to go towards your therapy fees as it can be fairly traumatic and so you asking him for the usual fee is actually a discounted rate. Then say 'u avin it or wha mate?'

That'll get rid of him, no need to block.

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