Just received a text from the "I'm not some creepy old man lol I'm a 28 year old stupidly horny" idiot who wanted to book me late at night last week and I told him that I only work daytimes "Hi you available?" x


So tempted to ask him if he has a problem with his memory because I've already said that I don't work late at night, so is he either blind, ignorant or just plain dumb!!   

Just got this text:

Can I come see you julie

err... Julie is not my real name or my working name!!

Calls at stupid o' clock outside my working hours. Receives my auto reply advising when I'm next available. Replies to auto text with, "Well?" err...well what?!

Email today - "Hi u up for some fun what say we meet for 1 hour and if ur good I'll pay u 1000 for a nite of pleasure"

I replied saying I don't do overnights or freebies, and if he wants to book me he needs to follow the protocol and pay my rates.  He replied with something gross about wanting to 'lick my pussy' ( ) which I ignored.  And I've been getting emails on the hour ever since with "" "So when u free" "where are u based" "all i asked waz cud i lick ur pussy"

 

It is truly idiot week!

This guy has been in touch before asking for services I don't do like hardsports and haggling rates and such, then today:

"hi read you profile is there any hates you will not do for a trick X"
Told him my services aren't up for negotiation
"ok other girl more flex on all tricks and xtras 60 X"
Told him I don't charge extras and if I don't offer a service then I don't offer it
"ok this other girl charging me 150 , plus 60 for blow job ,60 for anal she said its xtras for them tricks X"
Pointed out that that's her business and I don't appreciate haggling and boundary pushing
"ok she on her way now so all ok thanks for your help X"

So he was shopping around for a better deal on a service I don't even offer? Not sure why I hadn't before, but he's blocked now!

Just received a text...

Hi Helen GORGEOUS HONEY! into sloppy period sex x

FFS I'm 58 next month...lol

Text today - "DD/lg session in E10. Any time you are available"

Why yes of course, stranger who can't even be bothered to introduce himself properly, I'll be right over  (just to clarify this is a service I offer but this is no way to ask for it!!)

swindon guy is back with the sammmmmmmmmme copy and pasted email:

Hello

I am scheduled to stay in a hotel in Swindon, Wiltshire on business in the next few weeks.

I appreciate the distance and I wondering whether you would be interested in an outcall appointment (for a few hours or even longer..overnight?) which could involve dinner?

I am looking for someone who is passionate, confident, happy to take the lead (or not) likes role play, is imaginative, is discretely naughty outside of the bedroom and a very very naughty lady inside the bedroom. I am an open book and love all ideas!!

In terms of outfit for the evening, perhaps you have a sexy dress or skirt and blouse (without underwear?)

I enjoy deep French kissing, owo, and much more and importantly I love pleasing a woman to ensure she too enjoys the experience (its not all about me!!:).

Thanks


SAME EMAIL EVERY TIME