From a guy who messed me around a few days ago when he kept moving the time of the booking and then cancelled as he'd had some bad news (so I've never met him):

"Do you do a three some two blokes and you're self just a question.My mate at work thinks you're gorgeous he wants to see you I did say I will ask you if the answer is no I did say we get together and do a booking with you my mate first for 30mins then me ok xx"

I assume by "my mate for 30 mins and then me" he thinks they'll share a 1 hour rate between them rather than paying for two 30 min bookings 




And another one from yesterday:

"Well I want to book u for 3 hours first and if your good then the whole night I like hardcore sex and partying are u interested?"

GFE escort and drug free here actually... Also - isn't 3 hours rather a long booking for a "see if you're good" taster session

Quote from: Miss Carolines secret on 07 March 2016, 11:04:43 am

oh yea they don t like it when you are not playing their way  or sayin  things they like because they are trying to frantically get off !!!

I just put 'Youre contacting me, wanting informatiom thats already listed on my profile, on my day off. I dont spend hours updating and writing it for it to be ignored. Sorry.

Bit harsh i suppose.. meh. Lol x

You have just summed up exactly how I feel! I always say read my profile as it is there for a reason. I even make everything on my profile SIMPLE for men to read yet it is just ignored xxxx 

I certainly will wish to go more than the once, luckily I have quick recovery demeanour

What the fuck does that even mean.... is he going to stare, with a Rain Man type intensity, into middle distance whilst his balls refill themselves perhaps? What a massive cockmuncher he sounds!

I had a guy offer me 300 and a mcflury today. ,... x

A text received about an hour ago: Hi gorgeous are you available? x

Me: Sorry I only work daytimes xx

Him: I'll pay extra babe? I'm not some creepy old man lol I'm 28 and stupidly horny at the min xx

I ignore, then he texts ??x



I was tempted to reply with "No thankyou I don't like offers of extra money and I like old men but yes you are stupid I'll agree with that"  Didn't want to encourage the idiot so just ignored.

Some strange folk out there.
Text from numpty who can't read/won't read asking where I am based (Leeds City Centre 3 mins from the bus station.Its pretty specific really)
Then he asks rates he then proceeds to send random street names to me ovviously trying to guess where I am!Why?I already told him to ring and make an appointment he would get the street name etc then.

Text received at 1.57am: Its late n I'm sorry luv!! Iv seen u for years on here and other local sites, ur still Phwoooooooar! I'm wondering if your massage skills r top dollar?? Let me know please babe x



Right, so he's been stalking my ads for literally years and suddenly decides in the middle of the night to send me a ridiculous question