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Riverprice

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #8745 on: 23 February 2016, 07:03:10 pm »
Quote from: englishrebecca121 on 20 February 2016, 05:37:25 pm
hes at it again

hello hun

would you like to visit athens in greece ?

i live in athens as an expat oil rig engineer but am a british citizen, rent a nice 4 bed furnished house in upscale marousi

will cover all expenses flights meals accomodation local travel but no other costs

if interested whatsapp me on my uk number [number removed] or may be even better we speak on facetime / skype

am 32 year old, male, live alone here as family back in London, soft spoken and nice, educated, have discreet pic on profile, i keep in shape, always use condom etc

you should be clean, free from substance abuse, trustworthy, girl next door kind


i had the same email like 6 months ago i told him to join a dating site and stop emailing me for a free fuck never gunna happen

 Oh my! I got this exact email today !!!
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #8746 on: 23 February 2016, 10:22:32 pm »
Yeah this athens guy is messaging me too.

So I got a message from a guy asking for a face pic, said no as I don't send them and he said 'Oh I don't think I can book someone without knowing what they look like'.  So I said maybe the best thing is if he looks for someone with a face pic on her profile.  He replies 'Fair enough, aren't you going to try and convince me?'  All my alarm bells were ringing, but I wanted to see what he'd say so I said 'How do you think I should do that'.  He replies 'I dunno, you have to sell yourself.HA'....twat.

I responded saying nobody has ever been sent a face picture and nobody has ever been disappointed, but that i don't have to convince him or 'sell myself' as I've never had to do that. HA. >:(
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #8747 on: 24 February 2016, 02:17:14 am »
Had a strange email today from a client with 1 feedback asking if he could book me for tomorrow, even though I state clearly at the top of my profile I won't be escorting til 26th as I'm away in other cities back & forth until then, he asks for a booking and asks that I don't wash at all for our booking... Hopes I am unshaven, wants me to have dirty feet as he wants to lick them and also would like me to piss and shit on him... Fabulous, of course I'll take the booking babe.... *bangs head against wall*
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #8748 on: 24 February 2016, 03:37:08 am »
Quote from: Curvygal on 23 February 2016, 10:22:32 pm
Yeah this athens guy is messaging me too.

So I got a message from a guy asking for a face pic, said no as I don't send them and he said 'Oh I don't think I can book someone without knowing what they look like'.  So I said maybe the best thing is if he looks for someone with a face pic on her profile.  He replies 'Fair enough, aren't you going to try and convince me?'  All my alarm bells were ringing, but I wanted to see what he'd say so I said 'How do you think I should do that'.  He replies 'I dunno, you have to sell yourself.HA'....twat.

I responded saying nobody has ever been sent a face picture and nobody has ever been disappointed, but that i don't hmave to convince him or 'sell myself' as I've never had to do that. HA. >:(

"I don't need to sell myself to you, it's more a case of you having to buy me'

These are the kind of replies that I've found myself saying instead of just thinking lately. Time for a break me thinks!
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #8749 on: 24 February 2016, 12:27:23 pm »
Quote from: Nia Hope on 22 February 2016, 08:56:48 pm
Quote from: katrina on 22 February 2016, 08:05:46 pm
Someone just rung me off a withheld number, when I answered he just laughed  ???
This is one reason why I cut withheld numbers off, the last time I answered one it was an angry wife


To be fair if an angry wife wants to call why would she withhold her number? She could buy a ?1 simcard.  Since I've been escorting I've only ever had 2 (non angry) wives ring me (off their husbands phone)  wanting to know why my number is in their husbands recent call lists, on both occasions I just put on my bored disinterested vague voice and muttered something along the lines of "oh my son's left his mobile here" and they've accepted that.


I don't generally answer withheld numbers as they're mostly timewasters but when I'm sat near my phone and it rings 5 or 6 times in an hour I will answer to get rid of whoever it is.


The only other times females call me is to book me for a 3 some with them and their husband  ;D
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #8750 on: 24 February 2016, 12:44:17 pm »
my profile states i'm not domme, thats i'm pretty much a vanilla GFE, yet i got this today..

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hi Mistress,

would you be willing to offer giving hard sports and if so how much would it be for an hour incall with fisting, hard sports and foot worship? I am used to hard sports and would like you to do a large shit directly in my mouth which I will eat and to be watched by you eating it. Also do you have a school type cane?
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #8751 on: 24 February 2016, 10:36:57 pm »
Quote from: englishrebecca121 on 20 February 2016, 05:37:25 pm
would you like to visit athens in greece ?[snip]

I got this one over the weekend - such an obvious copy and paste job it went straight in the bin!



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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #8752 on: 25 February 2016, 11:54:57 am »
Call from a bloke last night firstly he informed me that he was looking for a new girl because and I quote 'I'm bored of the one I usually see' as if that wasn't yack enough he then seemingly knew sod all about me and asked me if I wanted to know all about him and proceeded to waffle on about his job something to do with dogs.I stopped him there and mentioned that it wasn't dating.Got him off the phone and then b texted to say he would like to meet so told him to contact me tomorrow with a day and time to which he replied that he wasn't sure about it because I'm a big girl.Told him that is fairly obvious from my advert and not to contact me if that wasn't his thing.
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #8753 on: 25 February 2016, 12:03:10 pm »
Quote from: englishrebecca121 on 20 February 2016, 05:37:25 pm
would you like to visit athens in greece ?[snip]

Hey, I got this the other day too! You mean to say he wasn't just offering me the trip? :(



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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #8754 on: 25 February 2016, 12:54:59 pm »
Quote from: englishrebecca121 on 20 February 2016, 05:37:25 pm
would you like to visit athens in greece ?[snip]
Got this too. Called him a scam artist and blocked. His name is [name removed - what were you thinking?]



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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #8755 on: 25 February 2016, 04:40:38 pm »
FFS what next:

Hello babe ima be real honest I'm from prison I work out each day for free in a charity shop so I don't get paid. I was woundering if you wanted to do a good deed for the day and help me out. I'm white 30 in pretty good shape j can send a pic if needed. X if not hope you have a good day x

Via text, I swear I've heard of something similar before ???
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #8756 on: 25 February 2016, 05:38:45 pm »
yea that ones been posted on this thread somewhere
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #8757 on: 25 February 2016, 07:55:43 pm »
Quote from: Jezabel on 25 February 2016, 04:40:38 pm
FFS what next:

Hello babe ima be real honest I'm from prison I work out each day for free in a charity shop so I don't get paid. I was woundering if you wanted to do a good deed for the day and help me out. I'm white 30 in pretty good shape j can send a pic if needed. X if not hope you have a good day x

Via text, I swear I've heard of something similar before ???

What a gob shite!
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #8758 on: 25 February 2016, 08:21:00 pm »
skinflint:
Alright babe staying over on Friday an sat an looking for a little Lapdance
I have a gf so ideally would like a Lapdance and I'll play whilst u do it
15 mins quickie how much
 
My reply:
200.
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #8759 on: 25 February 2016, 08:36:02 pm »
Quote from: Shewolf on 25 February 2016, 07:55:43 pm
Quote from: Jezabel on 25 February 2016, 04:40:38 pm
FFS what next:

Hello babe ima be real honest I'm from prison I work out each day for free in a charity shop so I don't get paid. I was woundering if you wanted to do a good deed for the day and help me out. I'm white 30 in pretty good shape j can send a pic if needed. X if not hope you have a good day x

Via text, I swear I've heard of something similar before ???

What a gob shite!

Funnily enough he didn't get a reply!
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