I had "Outcall or incall?" On Saturday 
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You should reply: 'Who are you addressing? Her over there or me you ignorant bastard'
OR: 'Ignorance will get you absolutely nowhere so jog on Ug'

Crude prat: I'd like to make an appointment at 4pm
Me:Ok
C.P:Do you do an appointment just for a blow job?
Me:Yes I can do a 15 min quickie
Him:Great, I want a good bj cos my wife is SHIT at blow job.
Me:I don't really need to know that do I?I think we will leave it.

I find it really yack when they feel the need to slag their partner off to get a booking. No need.

Bibi that guy sounds like an asshole! We all get married clients but there's no need a slag the other one off ay?! 

I woke up to this today:
Man (11pm): can you call I want to book
11:30 *Inside number*
12am Call me
2:37am Call me sexy
3:14 am  thought you were going to call me
6:05am you won't get the booking unless you call me

Yeah.... I'd rather not get it x

Like he has honestly waited up all night for you to call..what a weirdo lol!

Fastest contortionist punter in the UK?

'Firsty, would u do just a quick booking with your feet and / or boobs? Let me smell ur feet as i wank over ur boobs? Maybe just 5 mins each time?

Secondly, do u sell ur worn panties / socks i could cum n collect?'

(gross)

1.23pm Hi seen ur add. Need a good shag later.
1.34- u free

Classy guy

Quote from: hannah13 on 18 February 2016, 01:38:16 pm

1.23pm Hi seen ur add. Need a good shag later.
1.34- u free

perfect example that hiring an escort is like hollering at their fuck buddy friend. It is not a business to them and that's why they are so informal. That's the text I will send to me sex friend not a hooker. What is wrong with these men thinking we are friends?  Is there an app where you can just block all incoming texts from any number? If not I sooo want to invent one. Will you lot buy it? lol

Yes Call Guard does this I think.

There's a RB up on AW asking for a monthly txt package as part of regular bookings once or twice a month. I made a bid and he contacted me early the next day to say that he was accepting my bid and would be going to the bank to transfer money for a monthly text package at half 5. The guy has a lot of feedback on AW so didn't think he'd be a time waster. He was texting me all day, and I stupidly gave him the benefit of the doubt. Half five he texts and says the bank is closed and he'll do it tomorrow. Then nothing. My own fault for giving him the benefit of the doubt, but still infuriating.

What do you think I should answer to this:

'Not sure how long to book as will probably shoot my first load in minutes however feeling greedy so looking to cum multiple times so was thinking of a long session or am I being too greedy and do you think I should stick to an hour?'

"Thanks for your enquiry, let me know when you are ready to book."

And block if he tries to engage you in any more chit chat about how often he's able to cum in an hour.