Now there is thick...and there is thick.

 

Another cracker this morning:

Him- Do u suck cock?
Me- of course I do, that's my job
Him- can I try before I buy
Me- that's not how it works
Him- I'll leave it then.

why oh why do you give them the time? That phone would have been put down and number blacklisted soon as I heard "do you suck cock?" come on, no genuine client makes a booking like that. These fools

Got an email that just said "u like?" containing a photo of a man who looked a lot like Ned Flanders with the most purple cock I have seen in my life. Most things I'll just delete and forget about them but once in a while something arrives into my inbox that just leaves me speechless.

Stupid unsexy Flanders?

Quote from: TrashAzn on 10 February 2016, 08:01:27 pm

Got an email that just said "u like?" containing a photo of a man who looked a lot like Ned Flanders with the most purple cock I have seen in my life. Most things I'll just delete and forget about them but once in a while something arrives into my inbox that just leaves me speechless.

Ned Flanders hahaha hilarious. Wonder why his cock is purple. Grim or what. Text him back and ask him how Bart is.

I was tempted to reply "No diddly" but ended up deleting it after the trauma. I worry why it was that colour maybe he put too many elastic bands on it or something. I don't want to know what he has been doing.

Quote from: Tinkerbell on 10 February 2016, 03:05:23 pm

Another cracker this morning:

Him- Do u suck cock?
Me- of course I do, that's my job
Him- can I try before I buy
Me- that's not how it works
Him- I'll leave it then.

why oh why do you give them the time? That phone would have been put down and number blacklisted soon as I heard "do you suck cock?" come on, no genuine client makes a booking like that. These fools

As I posted yesterday I normally start replying then delete it through lack of energy. Was clearly having a slow morning today.

OK, I give up and need help translating this text. I can only assume that they think I'm James Herriot and Daisy is his prime heifer? 

"Could u meet to qweeze daisy she bloaty."

This made my morning, thanks. XD

text asking if i was available so i say yes, how long, when, read profile etc...

comes back asking for an hour at 8.  no problem, usual other questions from me to screen

then i get "you like a line?"  so i reply no and he replies saying he wanted a party girl.

thats absolutely fine, but he had read my profile as was able to answer questions about it, but oviously missed the bit where i  say i don't take drugs and i'll not as a rule even drink when working