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fancypants

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #8625 on: 08 February 2016, 08:48:38 pm »
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Oh I  would love to shit in their mouth, only thing that stops me doing it is the fact that they will enjoy it
lol ..I wouldn't want to get on your bad side

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Another escort that I know used to charge a minimum of an extra ?70 for it, apparently its a very sought after thing and some clients will pay loads for this...I do wee in their mouths if they ask but just couldn't do poo for any amount of money.

I know there's a large market for it but I dont understand the attraction. I think about shit all day but just not in that way.

Is it a form of humiliation?

I myself provide a service which most girls I've met, escort/civvies find quite disgusting. But when I explain it to them they understand why I like it. I'll see what shit I can find on Google ........ I need to get to the bottom of this...excuse the bum..pun.  :)
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trashbaby

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #8626 on: 08 February 2016, 09:07:31 pm »
Dickhead wasted half an hour of my time this morning almost making me late for a booking.  It was only at the very end of the call that it became apparent that he was wanking and trying to get free phone sex, and not that he was just a rambly, precise guy. Grrrrrrr.  Kept banging on. and on. and on. and on.  Then at the end it suddenly became reeeeeeeally obvious that his dick was in his hand. Clearly my wanker radar needs tweaking.  How long til I get better at spotting these douchebags??

I am a grumpy hooker today.
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Fabulassie

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #8627 on: 09 February 2016, 08:24:55 am »
Poppy, I wouldn't stay on the phone for more than five minutes with anyone but I've had guys draw me in and then I realise they're wanking.

While I always advocate just getting off the phone asap and not giving them any extra energy one guy got under my skin and when I realised that he'd suckered me into five minutes of my life I sabotaged him by saying something really awful (I'm not going to share it here - it was repulsive) designed to put a ghastly image in his mind. He just fell silent and went "Um... what?" "How's the hard-on now?" Then I hung up.
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trashbaby

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #8628 on: 09 February 2016, 08:27:06 am »
Quote from: Fabulassie on 09 February 2016, 08:24:55 am
Poppy, I wouldn't stay on the phone for more than five minutes with anyone but I've had guys draw me in and then I realise they're wanking.

While I always advocate just getting off the phone asap and not giving them any extra energy one guy got under my skin and when I realised that he'd suckered me into five minutes of my life I sabotaged him by saying something really awful (I'm not going to share it here - it was repulsive) designed to put a ghastly image in his mind. He just fell silent and went "Um... what?" "How's the hard-on now?" Then I hung up.

That's amazing 😂  ;D
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #8629 on: 09 February 2016, 09:51:52 am »
I'm not a morning person, so dealing with timewasters with my morning coffee is not exactly my favourite past time lol.

Loser : can I see you.

Me : hello, what time and for how long?

Loser : soon as possible and for as long as you let me

*light bulb switches on in my morning troll head*

Me : how long would you like a booking for and at what time?

Chancer : now? You want to let me fuck you for free? No charge?

Me : hahahahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaa!

        No.

Chancer : why not?

Me : I run a business, not a charity lmfao

Chancer : I can warm you up..

Me : no thanks, the central heating is doing a perfectly good job at that already.

Chancer : lol ok..

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katrina

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #8630 on: 09 February 2016, 11:57:22 am »
Quote from: Fabulassie on 09 February 2016, 08:24:55 am
Poppy, I wouldn't stay on the phone for more than five minutes with anyone but I've had guys draw me in and then I realise they're wanking.

Agree 5 minutes is more than enough to arrange a booking in, day/time/duration is all that's needed. Even a few dress requests or whatever can be done in that time.


I've just had a guy ring, he's in my phone as 'young couple', asking for an outcall tonight as he and his wife travelling up from London today and it will take them 4 and a half hours (as if I need to know that!) I said I'm not available tonight anyway but I could do tomorrow night. He starts asking what I'm into, I say have you seen my website it has all my details, he says no he 'hasn't had time'!! I suggest he looks at it, he then says his girlfriends 3 and a half months pregnant, at this point I'm about to end the call anyway then he says will I do fisting on her, I say no and end the call. I can't think of much worse than that, I really hope he was just a fantasist :-(   
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #8631 on: 09 February 2016, 12:09:21 pm »
Quote from: fancypants on 08 February 2016, 08:48:38 pm
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I know there's a large market for it but I dont understand the attraction. I think about shit all day but just not in that way.

Is it a form of humiliation?

I myself provide a service which most girls I've met, escort/civvies find quite disgusting. But when I explain it to them they understand why I like it. I'll see what shit I can find on Google ........ I need to get to the bottom of this...excuse the bum..pun.  :)


Yes its the ultimate humiliation and degradation to be pooed in the mouth, vile but true. Each to their own but the thought makes me shudder!!


Fancypants, I'm intrigued as to what service you provide that other people find 'disgusting' and why you like it :-)
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #8632 on: 09 February 2016, 12:22:14 pm »
Quote from: katrina on 09 February 2016, 11:57:22 am
Quote from: Fabulassie on 09 February 2016, 08:24:55 am
Poppy, I wouldn't stay on the phone for more than five minutes with anyone but I've had guys draw me in and then I realise they're wanking.

Agree 5 minutes is more than enough to arrange a booking in, day/time/duration is all that's needed. Even a few dress requests or whatever can be done in that time.

Ditto.

@Poppy it really isn't rude if they start drivelling on to refer them to your AW/website or even say you will text them the basics. Listen carefully to their voice I've had guys get all breathy on me within a couple of minutes. Yeuch....that's a goodbye then!
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fancypants

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #8633 on: 09 February 2016, 01:03:49 pm »
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Yes its the ultimate humiliation and degradation to be pooed in the mouth, vile but true. Each to their own but the thought makes me shudder!!

You would think after watching that Italian film Salo I would be well clued up on this stuff!

Thanks for the explanation. I couldn't even imagine taking a dump on my enemy let alone for love or money.

My grandmothers favourite saying when I was a child was " Stay away from the shit when you play outside otherwise It will make you blind!" ...just for the record I never played with shit, she said this to every kid who played outside.  :)

Fancypants, I'm intrigued as to what service you provide that other people find 'disgusting' and why you like it :-)

I'll pm you  :)
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fancypants

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #8634 on: 09 February 2016, 01:06:22 pm »
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Yes its the ultimate humiliation and degradation to be pooed in the mouth, vile but true. Each to their own but the thought makes me shudder!!

You would think after watching that Italian film Salo I would be well clued up on this stuff!

Thanks for the explanation. I couldn't even imagine taking a dump on my enemy let alone for love or money.

My grandmothers favourite saying when I was a child was " Stay away from the shit when you play outside otherwise It will make you blind!" ...just for the record I never played with shit, she said this to every kid who played outside.  :)

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Fancypants, I'm intrigued as to what service you provide that other people find 'disgusting' and why you like it :-)

I'll pm you  :)
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #8635 on: 09 February 2016, 03:25:58 pm »
'I wanna stick my bare cock up your arse' some lovely man told me by message this morning. Now I do anal, but of course not bareback, so I started typing a message asking why on earth he thinks I would let him do bareback anal. But midway through typing I just deleted through lack of energy to even communicate with a clown like that.
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fancypants

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #8636 on: 09 February 2016, 03:29:21 pm »
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I wanna stick my bare cock up your arse' some lovely man told me by message this morning. Now I do anal, but of course not bareback, so I started typing a message asking why on earth he thinks I would let him do bareback anal. But midway through typing I just deleted through lack of energy to even communicate with a clown like that.

That's exactly what I do. Start typing a response and then half way through think " fuck it", just a waste of energy.
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littleminxjennifer

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #8637 on: 09 February 2016, 05:54:54 pm »
hello? x

repied: hello

what are your prices?

reply:  all pictures, rates and services are listed on my profile.  have you read it?

aye but are you any good?  just got ripped off by a wee shit in *** (a mile from my place)

aaaaaaaaaand blocked
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trashbaby

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #8638 on: 09 February 2016, 10:00:48 pm »
This twat has been pestering me for a booking for 4 days.  Every time he messages he asks for an evening or weekend booking and every time I tell him I don't work evenings or weekends. If I ignore the text he calls. A few times. I need to upgrade my phone to something with a blocker.

So anyway today he texts AGAIN asking for an evening appointment. I tell him AGAIN that I have already told him I don't work evenings.  And he says-

"well, us men work during the day, so you should be available in the evening.  let me know when you can see me"

It took all my strength and professionalism not to reply with "well, us hookers have lives away from shagging ugly, rude men.  let me know when you're less of a dickhead."
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littleminxjennifer

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #8639 on: 09 February 2016, 11:50:11 pm »
phonecall from a rather breathy young sounding chap speaking rather quickly.  wanting to know if i can do an overnight with him and his GF.  i am not bi, doesn't state on my profile i'll see couples and i also state i can only really travel for around half an hour as i use public transport.  this guy was more than 50 miles from my location.

asked to speak to the girlfriend as i said i would make my decision after having discussed it with her.  surprise surprise she was "too shy to come to the phone".  yeah?  but wouldn't be too shy to get naked with a strange hooker and party on down?
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