I'm not a morning person, so dealing with timewasters with my morning coffee is not exactly my favourite past time lol.
Loser : can I see you.
Me : hello, what time and for how long?
Loser : soon as possible and for as long as you let me
*light bulb switches on in my morning troll head*
Me : how long would you like a booking for and at what time?
Chancer : now? You want to let me fuck you for free? No charge?
Me : hahahahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaa!
No.
Chancer : why not?
Me : I run a business, not a charity lmfao
Chancer : I can warm you up..
Me : no thanks, the central heating is doing a perfectly good job at that already.
Chancer : lol ok..