Guy calls me. Asks about ten basic questions that could be answered with the briefest of profile scan-reads. I was bored so I entertained it. After he asks the questions he informs me that he really hates condoms and doesn't want to use them, I interrupt him and said sorry I can't see you then. And he's all "no no let me finish, I don't want to go bareback, I just want to rub it between your legs and ejaculate there.'
I was like erm... *click*