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Aqua Allegoria

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #8565 on: 31 January 2016, 09:39:47 pm »
Quote from: Red KB on 31 January 2016, 08:56:49 pm
Quote from: Linzi Dawn on 31 January 2016, 03:32:23 pm
I can be very generous if you are the right baby for me...
This just sounds creepy to me, like he's actually referring to a baby.

The way I understand it is "don't be surprised if I'm not generous enough, it's simply because I can get a "better" baby"

Why on earth would anyone want to be his baby?
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Shewolf

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #8566 on: 31 January 2016, 10:30:28 pm »
I would have to reply that 'arrogance makes a man hideously ugly and 'wifey' must be off her head'.

Something along those lines  ;D
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Red KB

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #8567 on: 01 February 2016, 10:41:45 am »
Caller starts with, "Are you open today," then proceeds to haggle my rate. I say, "No, bye," and hang up. Then he sends a text saying we got off on the wrong start, he will pay be asked rate, can we talk. Nope, too late! 
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Jezabel

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #8568 on: 01 February 2016, 01:05:35 pm »
Having woken up in a vile mood after a few nights  not sleeping much due to heavy winds...  not improved by the following.

Phone rings I answer and he immediately hangs up.... Followed by a text asking for taboo play which I make it clear I don't do  on my website etcetera.

Email from the States. I think he's asking for an appointment in August no it turns out he's using the US date format.  But strangely he seems to think that if I happen to be in London for other reasons ( yeah I think I just nip down there for a coffee only takes 2 hours) I would then see him i.e he doesn't want to pay outcall rates!

Call from a foreign mobile turned out to be an Aussie, so laid back brings a new meaning to the word horizontal.  After an excruciating conversation full of long pauses mainly because he can't seem to comprehend that I need a date and time, and after claiming to have read my website asks for details I give up, say get back to me when you have looked in your calendar.... To which he replied yes and I'm going read your website as well!
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Aqua Allegoria

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #8569 on: 01 February 2016, 06:21:14 pm »
Quote from: Red KB on 01 February 2016, 10:41:45 am
Caller starts with, "Are you open today," then proceeds to haggle my rate. I say, "No, bye," and hang up. Then he sends a text saying we got off on the wrong start, he will pay be asked rate, can we talk. Nope, too late!

"Hi Hun what time do you close?"
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Nia Hope

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #8570 on: 02 February 2016, 05:39:42 pm »
Persistent caller that I'm ignoring on purpose then text "Fucking ring me!"  :o
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #8571 on: 02 February 2016, 05:59:06 pm »
Quote from: Nia Hope on 02 February 2016, 05:39:42 pm
Persistent caller that I'm ignoring on purpose then text "Fucking ring me!"  :o

I bet you really want to call him now.  ::)

"hey any chance of a quick bj for ?20? x"


It amuses me they add "quick" every.single.time. Doesn't matter how quick the bj is, you're still going to pay my advertised rate!
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BibiofLeeds

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #8572 on: 02 February 2016, 06:00:37 pm »
Him:Hi Bibi I'm bisexual sex Richard xx
Me:Um thanks for sharing that with me.
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Nia Hope

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #8573 on: 02 February 2016, 06:12:00 pm »
Quote from: hannah13 on 02 February 2016, 05:59:06 pm
Quote from: Nia Hope on 02 February 2016, 05:39:42 pm
Persistent caller that I'm ignoring on purpose then text "Fucking ring me!"  :o

I bet you really want to call him now.  ::)

"hey any chance of a quick bj for ?20? x"


It amuses me they add "quick" every.single.time. Doesn't matter how quick the bj is, you're still going to pay my advertised rate!
This made me laugh! When they say they want a quick anything that means they think they can give you a tenner! X
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littleminxjennifer

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #8574 on: 02 February 2016, 06:21:55 pm »
hi, i'm X

*long list of requests including uniforms or dressing slutty, mad insane (quote) bj and a few services not offered on my profile*


i reply, asking how long he was looking for, what time and let him know i can dress slutty (incall) but don't have uniforms.

his reply was fine, but something just made me think TW.  asked him to make a booking on the AW forms, and i would then message him the address, and ask him to call when in the car park so i could direct him to the flat.

as expected, no reponse.

nothing much on cam either other than the "show yer arse" brigade  :FF
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Aqua Allegoria

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #8575 on: 02 February 2016, 06:51:35 pm »
Quote from: hannah13 on 02 February 2016, 05:59:06 pm
Quote from: Nia Hope on 02 February 2016, 05:39:42 pm
Persistent caller that I'm ignoring on purpose then text "Fucking ring me!"  :o

I bet you really want to call him now.  ::)

"hey any chance of a quick bj for ?20? x"


It amuses me they add "quick" every.single.time. Doesn't matter how quick the bj is, you're still going to pay my advertised rate!

What amuses me even more is how "quick" it really IS sometimes:))))

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Aqua Allegoria

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #8576 on: 02 February 2016, 06:52:42 pm »
Quote from: Nia Hope on 02 February 2016, 05:39:42 pm
Persistent caller that I'm ignoring on purpose then text "Fucking ring me!"  :o

LMAO!!!! Quite a charm this one!
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Nia Hope

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #8577 on: 02 February 2016, 06:59:00 pm »
Quote from: Aqua Allegoria on 02 February 2016, 06:52:42 pm
Quote from: Nia Hope on 02 February 2016, 05:39:42 pm
Persistent caller that I'm ignoring on purpose then text "Fucking ring me!"  :o

LMAO!!!! Quite a charm this one!
I'm in a foul mood today anyway, text him back "Phone you?" He called back I answered just to get it out my system, he said "What are your prices?"  :FF
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Aqua Allegoria

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #8578 on: 02 February 2016, 08:02:22 pm »
Quote from: Nia Hope on 02 February 2016, 06:59:00 pm
Quote from: Aqua Allegoria on 02 February 2016, 06:52:42 pm
Quote from: Nia Hope on 02 February 2016, 05:39:42 pm
Persistent caller that I'm ignoring on purpose then text "Fucking ring me!"  :o

LMAO!!!! Quite a charm this one!
I'm in a foul mood today anyway, text him back "Phone you?" He called back I answered just to get it out my system, he said "What are your prices?"  :FF

Let me guess, he's your first booking for tomorrow right?! Hahaha
It's Saint Moron today:)
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Nia Hope

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #8579 on: 02 February 2016, 08:06:26 pm »
Quote from: Aqua Allegoria on 02 February 2016, 08:02:22 pm
Quote from: Nia Hope on 02 February 2016, 06:59:00 pm
Quote from: Aqua Allegoria on 02 February 2016, 06:52:42 pm
Quote from: Nia Hope on 02 February 2016, 05:39:42 pm
Persistent caller that I'm ignoring on purpose then text "Fucking ring me!"  :o

LMAO!!!! Quite a charm this one!
I'm in a foul mood today anyway, text him back "Phone you?" He called back I answered just to get it out my system, he said "What are your prices?"  :FF

Let me guess, he's your first booking for tomorrow right?! Hahaha
It's Saint Moron today:)
Oh yes I jumped at the opportunity! I think Tuesdays should be an official holiday for prostitutes, it never fails to be a day of idiots for me x
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